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Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 2161 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Potions Brewed: | 189 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 20 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!