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MineCraftMyths

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5541	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CandyCrafters

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the worst candy of all time – absolutely disgusting but strangely addictive! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by giant gummy bears, mining for chocolate diamonds, and building a gingerbread house that attracts hungry zombies. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave (even if you have a sugar rush-induced headache)!

Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy

Campaign, controversy, debate, election, foreign relations, guy, leadership, Manipulation, Old, opponent, PALS, Panic, Party, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, putin, Putins, PvP, russia, scandal, sick, trump, united states

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5339
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Magic Items Found:	3698
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	1

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

IcedUp Minecraft

Cross-Play, Economy, multiplayer survival factions skyblock minigames economy RPG creative roleplay vanilla modded adventure hardcore factions prison pixelmon tekkit tekkit legends forge spigot, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8603
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	1

IcedUp Minecraft is the place to be! We have land claiming, pvp in wilderness, jobs and custom items! Updated to 1.21!

icedup.net

Gaming is for Everyone

Bigotry, Community, Contact, Decorheads, Discord, EXCLUDED, Friendly, Gaming, Hate Speech, INCLUSIVE, java, Join, LGBTQ, Lgbtqia, MC-general, Minecraft, PERMISSIONS, rules, Safespace, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival, Welcoming

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Have you ever been gaming and you feel excluded due to the bigotry of others in the community? Well look no further because here at Gaming is for Everyone we are inclusive to everyone and don’t tolerate any hate speech towards anyone. This is our vanilla survival java server, you’re able to join by being a part of the discord and reading the rules before you get the permissions to be able to play with us. If there’s no staff on, just contact us in the mc-general channel.

51.222.147.151:25576

FantasyCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, alternate world, Anime, Character development, escapism, FANTASY, FantasyCraft, isekai, light novel, Magic, Manga, Minecraft, overpowered protagonist, Personalities, Power Fantasy, Protagonist, Server, sick of, side characters, storytelling, supporting characters, wish fulfillment, world-building

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	543
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Void Gems Collected:	21	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old power fantasies in Minecraft? Look no further than our server, where the side characters have more personality than you can handle! Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate isekai power fantasy like never before!

RusCraft Minecraft Server

ballet, Borscht, culture, cyrillic, History, Hospitality, Kremlin, Literature, love, Matryoshka dolls, Minecraft, Moscow, Red Square, RusCraft, russia, russians, Server, st petersburg, traditional cuisine, trans-siberian railway, travel, Vodka, winter sports

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Are you a fan of vodka, bears riding unicycles, and squatting like a true Slav? Then you’ll feel right at home on our Minecraft server! We have a special Russian-themed world where you can build your own babushka doll house, ride on a pet bear, and participate in epic vodka-drinking contests. Plus, our community is full of friendly Russians who will teach you how to swear like a true comrade. Join us now and embrace your inner Ivan!

FriendZoneCraft

acts of service, Best Friend, bisexuality, Boundaries, boyfriend drama, caregiving, cleaning, Communication, Emotional support, friendship, FriendZoneCraft, Healthcare, helping out, love and friendship, love language, married friend, overreacting, relationships, Support, surgery recovery, Women’s Health

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	221
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as supportive as a best friend after surgery? Look no further than our server! We’ll take care of you like we took care of Amber post-surgery, minus the fallopian tube removal (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here).

Join us for a healthcare system-free experience where you can relax, heal, and have someone tuck you in at night (virtually, of course). Our server is so supportive, your boyfriend might accuse you of cheating on him with us. But hey, who needs a boyfriend when you have a Minecraft server that treats you better than a girlfriend?

So come on over and experience the love language of acts of service in the most outrageous way possible. We promise not to clean your bathroom unless you really need it. And if you’re lucky, maybe we’ll even bring you some homemade chicken noodle soup in-game. Join now and let the friendship drama unfold!

Block and Chill

Afterglow, BLOCK, Bonding, Chill, Cuddling, enjoy each other’s company, express love, Intimacy, kiss, LAUGH, listen to music, make plans, MASSAGE, pillow talk, post-coital bliss, Relax, romantic dinner, share secrets, shower together, Sleep, Talk, watch a movie

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

What do people usually do after making love? Well, on our Minecraft server, they mine for diamonds and build epic castles to celebrate their post-coital bliss! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated passion and blocky romance. Who needs cuddling when you can cuddle up with a creeper and survive the night together? So come on, join our server and let’s make love… to Minecraft!

HornyJailCraft

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	158	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1

so, like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s a total blast! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha. not to mention, our villagers are always throwing the wildest parties.

oh, and did i mention the diamonds? yeah, we got diamonds for days, baby. you’ll be swimming in bling bling in no time.

plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja turtles who will karate chop any griefers that try to mess with your stuff.

so, what are you waiting for? come join the fun and let’s build a world crazier than a unicorn on roller skates!

Giltory Junior High School

active members, Bosses, Cross-Play, Custom Items, Giltory Junior High School, Minecraft, Server, smp, Streamers, Survival, Vanilla Minecraft style

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Giltorys Viewer SMP with many streamers and active members! This SMP contains Custom Items, Bosses, and features while keeping the Vanilla Minecraft style!

giltory.com