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  • Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

    Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

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    🎮✨ Welcome to the most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on, fam! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything, uninstall any semblance of a life you had, and join us on this pixelated adventure of madness! 🚀🌈

    1. Epic Pizza Parties: You ever have a pizza delivered on your Minecraft world? Nah, me neither! But in this SMP, one time, a creeper sneezed and BOOM! – a pizza appeared! 🍕💥 We’ve got a special mod that turns all explosions into pepperoni pizzas… Disclaimer: Pizza might be a metaphor for diamonds or maybe even a giant cat. Who knows?

    2. Dungeons of Doom: I once found a secret dungeon filled with endermen who were throwing a rager and inviting villagers! I showed up with my enchanted potato (it’s a thing, trust me) and we ended up doing the Macarena with them. 🤖💃 You could be a part of these insane dance-offs while crafting the next great block-based masterpiece!

    3. Legendary Pets: Forget dogs and cats; we got a pet T-Rex named Steve who can carry you to the moon while also singing "Eye of the Tiger"! 🦖🌑 And he won’t even eat your face off, he’s only labeled as "dangerously affectionate." What’s better? He writes poems about your plays with obsidian!

    4. Adventures in Lava: One time, I slipped into a pit of lava while trying to feed a pig a glowstone cupcake (again, who knows?), and instead of dying, I found a whole civilization of flamingo villagers who trade emeralds for roller skates! 🦩✨ Seriously, the deals are wilder than a nighttime in a haunted village filled with musical toasters!

    5. Cursed Blocks: Did you know that we have a special block here that, when you mine it, gives you a random quantum result?! Like, one block might explode into 1,000 diamonds or turn your whole house into a gigantic cheese wheel! 🧀⚡️ Good luck keeping your entire fortress from becoming a Swiss delicacy!

    6. Ultimate Drama: There’s a longstanding feud between Team Bedrockers and those pesky Dirt Gremlins. Last Saturday, an epic battle unfolded because someone stole the sacred Golden Shovel of Destiny! 💥⚔️ You gotta join and pick a side, or just be the chaotic neutral who throws cake at both parties while yelling “PIGS FLY!” for no reason!

    7. The Great Weather Wars: The server has a malfunctioning weather machine that switches between snowstorms, tornadoes, and… spontaneous rain of donuts occasionally! 🍩🌪️ It’s a real mess, but that’s how we like it! Who wouldn’t want to build a cabin while dodging jelly-filled treats raining from the sky?

    So, if you’re not convinced yet, I probably hate you. No but seriously, join this SMP where the blocks are as crazy as the people playing it, and where every moment is a vigorous trip through the warped funhouse of insanity. Don’t be boring, let’s be Minecraft legends together! 🚀💎🎉

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  • Peaceful vanilla

    Peaceful vanilla

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    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    For Java (PC) Players:→ mc.peacefulvanilla.club

    For Bedrock (PE/Console) Players:→ bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club

    🔴 NO WARPS OR /TPA🟡 NO PVP (Only in PvP Arenas)🔴 NO Map Resets🟡 NO HUB/Network🔴 NO Pay-to-win or VIP

    🟠 Since June 2019 – 24/7🟢 Vanilla🟠 Java Edition & Crossplay Pocket Edition (Bedrock)🟢 Farlands🟠 Easy to Use Land Claim Blocks🟢 Mature and Active Players & Staff🟠 Peaceful & Friendly Community🟢 Lots of improvements (decorative heads, sit, unstuck, unions, events, deathchests, much more …)🟠 Player managed economy (create shop, sell, buy items)🟢 LGBTQ+ Friendly

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.

    The server is based on Java Edition but you can play with Bedrock Edition too! This means you can play with MCPE (Pocket Editon) on iOS and Android smartphones. Of course, you can (and should) play also with the good old Java Edition.

    Peaceful Vanilla Club is a semi-vanilla virtual reality (VR) friendly server. We officially support the Vivecraft VR mod for Minecraft Java Edition, but the official Minecraft VR version for Oculus works very well too!

    ✅ No Fast Travel: Wander and Explore!

    Say goodbye to teleportation on this semi-vanilla server. No /tp, /tpa, or /warp to shortcut your journey. Discover new and exciting ways to traverse the map, from subways and iceways to railways. Teleportation is off the table, enhancing the exploration experience and preserving the essence of the game.

    ✅ A Peaceful Place to Unwind

    While the server operates on normal/hard mode, it’s designed as a tranquil sanctuary. Chill alone or with friends in this peaceful haven. Enjoy the serenity, unless you venture into predefined hard survival areas for an adventurous twist!

    ✅ A Nostalgic Journey

    Relive the golden age of Minecraft on this nostalgic server. A portion of the map harks back to Beta 1.7.3, with darker nights as a nod to the past. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia, complete with a replica of the iconic pack.png. Experience the essence of Minecraft’s earlier days.

    ✅ No PvP Outside Arenas

    This is a stress-free server with PvP restricted to designated arenas. Admins define special areas with keep-inventory, ensuring a camper-free environment. Enjoy the game without worrying about unexpected PvP encounters.

    ✅ Quality of Life Enhancements

    Maintaining the vanilla feel, this server incorporates significant improvements without compromising the original gameplay. Experience the best of both worlds with enhanced features that elevate your gaming experience.

    ✅ No Map Resets: Timeless Terrains

    Since its inception in Summer 2019, the server’s map remains untouched. Embrace the commitment to a map that evolves with time, providing a stable and continuous world without the need for resets.

    ✅ Land Claims: Protect Your Territory

    Secure your land with a unique block. Claim your space and create a safe haven for your builds. Obtain your first claim block after 30 minutes of playtime, or purchase more at the spawn. Rent, sell, or buy claims to shape the world to your liking.

    ✅ Player-Managed Economy: Build Your Empire

    Engage in a fully functional player-driven economic system. Establish your shop using villagers, rent and sell areas to fellow players. The server encourages entrepreneurial spirit and creative business endeavors.

    ✅ Playtime Ranks: Rise Through the Ranks

    Your playtime matters on this server. Unlock rewards and permissions as you ascend through playtime ranks. The more you play, the higher you rank, adding a rewarding progression system to your Minecraft experience.

    ✅ Commands and Utilities: Enhancing Gameplay

    Enjoy additional utilities to manage your gameplay, including pet management, random teleportation on first join, unstuck features, the ability to sit down, Death Chests, Decorative Heads and more. These command enhancements add convenience to your Minecraft adventures.

    ✅ Hard Survival Areas: Seek the Challenge

    For those seeking a more extreme adventure, enter the Hard Survival Area — an area of severe difficulty. Test your survival skills in this challenging terrain that offers a heightened level of excitement and risk.

    mc.peacefulvanilla.club

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  • RP SERVER IP: frearemine.mc-server.eu Minecraft server

    RP SERVER IP: frearemine.mc-server.eu Minecraft server

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    IP: freeremine.mc-server.eu

    49.12.132.99:33670

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  • SiyaloDE

    SiyaloDE

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    SiyaloDE is a Germany originating Minecraft Server run and founded by an Austrian girl.

    The Server features: » Selfcoded Plugins » Good Survival Multiplayer Experience » Java Bedrock Crossplay » Regular Updates » Active Server Team » Selfcoded Factions System

    siyalo.de

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  • Boxpvp.GG

    Boxpvp.GG

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    Are you looking for a boxpvp java and bedrock server? With the best kits, mines, crates, events and active community Well, you have found the best boxpvp server, do not hesitate to enter and practice your skills on the ground, and you like it as much as we do, don’t forget to vote. We will wait for you.

    game2.falixserver.net:23085

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  • FinzyWorld Dream Server! Minecraft server

    FinzyWorld Dream Server!  Minecraft server

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    MMORPG Survival Server, Lots of magic, Lots of fun, COME IN!

    play.finzyworld.online

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  • Sussy SMP

    Sussy SMP

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    Hey! Want a horrible server made with aternos thats active 24/7 and is a lifesteal server? Heres the server! It sucks. pls i just want a community D:

    Pros : Destroying farms is disabled, you can create factions, LifeSteal where if you kill a player you gain a extra heart and the player you kill loses one heart, server online 24/7, shuts down very rarely, cracked players can join and have their avatars

    Cons : Not very active

    If you want to communicate with other players, use this website : https://socketio-chat-v100.stickload.repl.co/

    sussysmpsussy.tk:20597

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  • VerveMC

    VerveMC

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    Join our Minecraft survival server and experience the thrill of building and surviving in a world filled with unique features! With a player-based economy and a focus on community, you’ll have the chance to trade and cooperate with others as you explore and thrive. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or new to the game, there’s something for everyone on our server. Come check it out!

    play.vervemc.com

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  • Rpc-asia

    Rpc-asia

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    Welcome to ReformedPixelCraft, your premier destination for an immersive Pixelmon experience in Asia! Dive into the enchanting world of Pokémon within Minecraft’s realm, featuring the best 1.12.2 Pixelmon Server you’ll find. Join a vibrant community of trainers, embark on thrilling adventures, and explore our meticulously crafted landscapes. With a dedicated staff, balanced gameplay, and a host of exciting events, ReformedPixelCraft offers an unparalleled journey for Pokémon enthusiasts and Minecraft aficionados alike. Prepare to unleash your inner trainer and embark on an epic Pixelmon adventure!

    rpc-asia.mcplay.fun

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  • StoredCraft Minecraft server

    StoredCraft Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the server created based on the legendary Minecraft: Story Mode! Dangerous adventures and exciting battles await you here! Gather your friends and meet on our cross-platform server, we allow you to play from PE and PC devices (Bedrock and Java)! At the moment the server is under development. Various mini-games, economics and much more are planned! The server administration and players are always waiting and hoping for you, adventurers!

    storedcraft.ddns.net

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  • MLMS

    MLMS

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    Mr.Leaves MC Server Original name: North American Little Cuties MC Server We are an organization that specializes in providing game servers for the long term At this stage we have multiple free servers providing a variety of different game services For example: DayZ, Don’t Starve MC, RUST CSGO, etc.

    This MC physical server is set up in Toronto, Canada The server uses Ryzen high-performance CPU + massive memory 24-hour hot backup, rollback available within 7 days Independent high-performance SQL server Offloading

    Server services from Mr.Leaves Server Group. All provided by the following Canadian registered companies: Mr.Leaves Electronics and Networking Inc.

    mr-leaves.com

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