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  • Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

    Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮✨ Welcome to the most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on, fam! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything, uninstall any semblance of a life you had, and join us on this pixelated adventure of madness! 🚀🌈

      • Epic Pizza Parties: You ever have a pizza delivered on your Minecraft world? Nah, me neither! But in this SMP, one time, a creeper sneezed and BOOM! – a pizza appeared! 🍕💥 We’ve got a special mod that turns all explosions into pepperoni pizzas… Disclaimer: Pizza might be a metaphor for diamonds or maybe even a giant cat. Who knows?

      • Dungeons of Doom: I once found a secret dungeon filled with endermen who were throwing a rager and inviting villagers! I showed up with my enchanted potato (it’s a thing, trust me) and we ended up doing the Macarena with them. 🤖💃 You could be a part of these insane dance-offs while crafting the next great block-based masterpiece!

      • Legendary Pets: Forget dogs and cats; we got a pet T-Rex named Steve who can carry you to the moon while also singing "Eye of the Tiger"! 🦖🌑 And he won’t even eat your face off, he’s only labeled as "dangerously affectionate." What’s better? He writes poems about your plays with obsidian!

      • Adventures in Lava: One time, I slipped into a pit of lava while trying to feed a pig a glowstone cupcake (again, who knows?), and instead of dying, I found a whole civilization of flamingo villagers who trade emeralds for roller skates! 🦩✨ Seriously, the deals are wilder than a nighttime in a haunted village filled with musical toasters!

      • Cursed Blocks: Did you know that we have a special block here that, when you mine it, gives you a random quantum result?! Like, one block might explode into 1,000 diamonds or turn your whole house into a gigantic cheese wheel! 🧀⚡️ Good luck keeping your entire fortress from becoming a Swiss delicacy!

      • Ultimate Drama: There’s a longstanding feud between Team Bedrockers and those pesky Dirt Gremlins. Last Saturday, an epic battle unfolded because someone stole the sacred Golden Shovel of Destiny! 💥⚔️ You gotta join and pick a side, or just be the chaotic neutral who throws cake at both parties while yelling “PIGS FLY!” for no reason!

      • The Great Weather Wars: The server has a malfunctioning weather machine that switches between snowstorms, tornadoes, and… spontaneous rain of donuts occasionally! 🍩🌪️ It’s a real mess, but that’s how we like it! Who wouldn’t want to build a cabin while dodging jelly-filled treats raining from the sky?

    So, if you’re not convinced yet, I probably hate you. No but seriously, join this SMP where the blocks are as crazy as the people playing it, and where every moment is a vigorous trip through the warped funhouse of insanity. Don’t be boring, let’s be Minecraft legends together! 🚀💎🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Original Sky Block

    Original Sky Block

    New Minecraft Servers

    A Skyblock server where you and your friends can play skyblock. Make a skyblock and have friends join and build on it. Original skyblock has an amazing player economy where players can trade with one another or make shops.

    Connect with the ip: Originalsb.com

    Originalsb.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Zion holt

    Zion holt

    New Minecraft Servers

    Awesome server as long as you don’t kill people That’s messed up

    YOLOMINECRAFT.COM

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • New Beginnings Minecraft

    New Beginnings Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    New Beginnings Minecraft is far from a new server. We are experienced admins with 2 years of experience running the server and have been tailoring to keep up with the ever evolving minecraft. We have friendly and mature staff and a great community who loves to joke around and take it seriously when they want and are always looking for new members to the community. We have players all around the clock and are always here to listen to plugin suggestions and other advice. All we ask is that you follow the rules and you will have a great time on New Beginnings Minecraft so come on and have a look!

    Survival Plugins: [CoreProtect] [Essentials] [WorldBorder] [Dynmap]

    198.27.67.66

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Bosscraft Survival

    Bosscraft Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    <>Welcome to Bosscraft<> IP: bc.mcserver.ws or 192.3.106.83:25565

    We’re a 1.7 hard-mode survival server focused on providing players with a variety of fun options in which to play Minecraft. We uphold a strong and friendly community, and would like to keep it that way.

    Check out the website for more server info! http://bosscraft.enjin.com/home

    bc.mcserver.ws

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • The FruitsCraft

    The FruitsCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Fruitscraft is about having fun, respect other people, and build cities with each other. but not everyone is friendly so there would be bandits.. we might use protected areas for some people but we have not that many staff to care all about that. the server is still in beta there would be bugs and dont exploit it if u tell a staff u would get a reward. Well see you soon! have fun!

    play.fruitscraft.nl

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

    SixtyCraft FreeBuild Survival

    New Minecraft Servers

    SixtyCraft is based on a concept for the of come and relax where, all types of players from Newbies to All-Minecraft Gurus come and socialize and work together in the world of Minecraft. We try to provide the best lag-free experience for all of our players, by running our server on a semi dedicated server which is only used for Minecraft. We hope to see you in our gaming community. We also hope to have a selection of Mini-Games available to all our players. We would love to see suggestions from you all.

    play.sixtycraft.info

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Remnant of Adventure

    Remnant of Adventure

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome, player! Remnants of Adventure is a new but strong server that focuses on Towny, PvP, and an Dungeon world. Server is busiest around 4-8 PM U.S. Central Time.

    Terra is the main world, in which most players live. In this world PvP is allowed but griefing is prohibited. You can break blocks to get into someone’s home and steal from them, but replace everything you break. No hostile mobs spawn in this world. Towny is the main feature of this world. Don’t know what Towny is? http://wiki.minecraft-techworld.com/wiki/Towny

    Warshard is the anarchy world, where you may PvP and grief freely. It resets every few months to keep it fresh, and provide players with a constant supply of fresh resources. All mobs spawn here.

    Valera is the constantly expanding adventure world. When we say adventure we mean it in the true sense of the word, not the game mode. You cannot break blocks or PvP in Valera, as it is meant for exploring various houses, villages, and caves that contain loot yet tons of mobs. Valera is an eternally dark world. No passive mobs spawn here.

    Other features are present to. From being able to see another player’s health, to joining large scale battle maps for fun arena PvP action, this server will keep you entertained.

    mc.roamc.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EggPlantedMC

    EggPlantedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    EggPlantedMC is a new Towny server with an emphasis on fun. We aren’t one of those big servers where you have to learn a bunch of new things. On EggPlanted, you can just play survival, make a town, meet new friends, and have fun. We have a player-based economy. Players are encourage to have a chest shop in the player shop area at spawn, or make one in their town. We don’t have an admin shop because we believe that it’s more rewarding to gather materials legitimately then to buy technically spawned in items.

    192.3.46.94

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

    TEH WARRiORS FTB Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to TEH WARRiOR’s FTB server! Active staff and nice players!

    mc.tehwarriors.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP