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Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures
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🎮✨ Welcome to the most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on, fam! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything, uninstall any semblance of a life you had, and join us on this pixelated adventure of madness! 🚀🌈
1. Epic Pizza Parties: You ever have a pizza delivered on your Minecraft world? Nah, me neither! But in this SMP, one time, a creeper sneezed and BOOM! – a pizza appeared! 🍕💥 We’ve got a special mod that turns all explosions into pepperoni pizzas… Disclaimer: Pizza might be a metaphor for diamonds or maybe even a giant cat. Who knows?
2. Dungeons of Doom: I once found a secret dungeon filled with endermen who were throwing a rager and inviting villagers! I showed up with my enchanted potato (it’s a thing, trust me) and we ended up doing the Macarena with them. 🤖💃 You could be a part of these insane dance-offs while crafting the next great block-based masterpiece!
3. Legendary Pets: Forget dogs and cats; we got a pet T-Rex named Steve who can carry you to the moon while also singing "Eye of the Tiger"! 🦖🌑 And he won’t even eat your face off, he’s only labeled as "dangerously affectionate." What’s better? He writes poems about your plays with obsidian!
4. Adventures in Lava: One time, I slipped into a pit of lava while trying to feed a pig a glowstone cupcake (again, who knows?), and instead of dying, I found a whole civilization of flamingo villagers who trade emeralds for roller skates! 🦩✨ Seriously, the deals are wilder than a nighttime in a haunted village filled with musical toasters!
5. Cursed Blocks: Did you know that we have a special block here that, when you mine it, gives you a random quantum result?! Like, one block might explode into 1,000 diamonds or turn your whole house into a gigantic cheese wheel! 🧀⚡️ Good luck keeping your entire fortress from becoming a Swiss delicacy!
6. Ultimate Drama: There’s a longstanding feud between Team Bedrockers and those pesky Dirt Gremlins. Last Saturday, an epic battle unfolded because someone stole the sacred Golden Shovel of Destiny! 💥⚔️ You gotta join and pick a side, or just be the chaotic neutral who throws cake at both parties while yelling “PIGS FLY!” for no reason!
7. The Great Weather Wars: The server has a malfunctioning weather machine that switches between snowstorms, tornadoes, and… spontaneous rain of donuts occasionally! 🍩🌪️ It’s a real mess, but that’s how we like it! Who wouldn’t want to build a cabin while dodging jelly-filled treats raining from the sky?
So, if you’re not convinced yet, I probably hate you. No but seriously, join this SMP where the blocks are as crazy as the people playing it, and where every moment is a vigorous trip through the warped funhouse of insanity. Don’t be boring, let’s be Minecraft legends together! 🚀💎🎉
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NoCuffsMC: Where Police are Extinct!
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Come join our epic Minecraft server where the police are extinct like dinosaurs! No more getting arrested for stealing diamonds or blowing up creepers. It’s a lawless land where you can build whatever your heart desires without fear of punishment.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of building massive piggy fortresses. Join forces with them to conquer the land and become the ultimate ruler of the server.
And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of chocolate bars and swimming in rivers of caramel. The possibilities are endless on our crazy Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with talking pigs, candy universes, and no pesky police to ruin your fun. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other.

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PFC-318 Frenzy: China’s Gas Blast
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come join our epic minecraft server where we have more spikes than china-based emissions of potent gases! in the past decade, our server has seen a 70 percent increase in players, with more than half of them originating from eastern china (just kidding, but wouldn’t that be wild?).
we have crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant floating potato made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.
our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until you cry, like the time someone built a giant chicken that laid golden eggs or when a player tried to ride a pig off a cliff (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).
so come join us on our server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs real life when you can have this much fun in minecraft?

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The Minelanders: Where crafting skills are more valuable than diamonds, and creepers are considered cuddly pets

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The ‘Minelanders’ Minecraft Server

⛏ The ‘Minelanders’ ⛏

Server address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview

The ‘Minelanders’ started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server on June 14th, 2024. In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. Whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. Survival is only 50 blocks away!

Community Nights!

Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! Engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way.

Vanilla Reimagined

We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but have rebalanced certain aspects of the game through plugins and player feedback to allow for all sorts of gameplay.

Features

Plot Protection	4 sizes available for in-game currency to earn, chests not protected
Player Shop Chests	Sell items to other players, admin shops set up
Clans	Team up with existing players or create your own clan
Map Size	6k block diameter with expanded Nether, limited to keep players close
Donations	No in-game advantages, welcomed to support server

Rules

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

Pictures of Player Bases

Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern

TRS main base

Vix’s Cottage

Bina’s Parenting School

Ponlm00’s Wild West

MineCraftMania Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal? Look no further than our server, where the flames of creativity are always burning bright! Join us for epic adventures and crazy builds that will leave you saying “That’s one spicy server!”
Our server is so lit, it’s like the End Dragon’s breath attack on steroids! With events like “Summertide Scales and Tales” that will have you swimming with the coolest mobs around, you’ll never want to log off.
And don’t even get us started on our character banners – Navia, Nilou, Kaveh, Ningguang, Kirara – they’re like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to take on any challenge that comes their way. Plus, our weapon banners are so powerful, they make the Ender Dragon look like a baby zombie!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! Just make sure to bring your fire resistance potion – things are about to get hot, hot, hot!

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FruitCraft: The Juicy Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is the Fruitiger Aero of video games! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained monkeys who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their banana-shaped tools.
2. We have a secret underground society of llamas who are actually the ones in charge of the server. They may spit at you if you don’t follow their rules, but hey, it’s all part of the fun!
3. Our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where gravity works in reverse and pigs fly around with jetpacks. It’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
4. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, but instead, it’s a rare and valuable resource called “unicorn poop.” Don’t ask where it comes from, just collect as much as you can!
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

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DoggyDaycareMC
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Looking for a wild adventure in Minecraft? Join our server for the most intense dog-sitting experience of your life! Imagine being trapped in a virtual world, responsible for not just one, not two, but FIVE high-maintenance dogs! And just when you think you can handle it, surprise! Two Italian greyhounds join the party too.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of setting boundaries with your virtual family members, all while navigating the drama of canceled vacations and hurt feelings. Will you be able to stand your ground and say no to the dog-sitting madness? Or will you cave under the pressure and watch as chaos ensues?
Join our server now for a dog-sitting experience like no other! Who needs vacation when you can have this level of excitement right at your fingertips?

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BlockBuster Minecraft Server
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the diamond in the rough you’ve been searching for! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Yes, you heard that right. These pigs were busting out moves like they were auditioning for a Minecraft version of “Piggy in Pink”. And that’s not even the craziest part – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Endermen go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of chickens armed with carrots and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And let’s not forget about our epic build battles, where players have created everything from a life-size replica of the Eiffel Tower to a giant statue of a potato riding a llama.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a pack of wild wolves on a sugar rush, come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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CraftingFails
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Have you ever accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and then had the entire village turn against you? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the chaos! Join us for a wild ride where one wrong move could lead to an all-out war between players and NPCs. Who knew virtual career choices could be so intense? So come on, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate career mistake showdown!

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BanglaCraft Minecraft Server
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come join our minecraft server where we have created a replica of bangladesh in the dark ages!! experience the thrill of navigating through a pitch black world where mobs lurk around every corner. but don’t worry, we have glow in the dark armor to help you see in the darkness.
join us for epic quests to find the lost city of dhaka, where diamonds and emeralds await you. beware of the evil mobs that guard the treasures, including the dreaded creeper king who explodes in a shower of confetti.
build your own village and defend it from raids by zombie tigers and skeleton elephants. team up with other players to defeat the ender dragon, who has taken over the bangladeshi parliament and is hoarding all the enchanted books.
so come on down to our server and experience the madness of bangladesh gone dark. who needs electricity when you have glow in the dark creepers and disco zombies?

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RussianRichDaughtersNoCanadaBan
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so like, imagine this, right? there’s this minecraft server, and it’s like, the most epic place to be, bro. like, you won’t even believe the craziness that goes down on this server, it’s like a whole other world, man.
so get this, there’s these daughters of a russian tycoon, right? they’re worth, like, $18 billion or something insane like that. and they’re all like, “we want off canada’s sanctions list, yo.” but then the minister is all like, “nah, fam, you gotta stay on the list.” can you believe that drama?
but anyways, back to the minecraft server. you gotta join, man. there’s so much cool stuff happening, like, you can build your own castle and fight dragons and stuff. it’s wild, bro. plus, the community is so chill, everyone is just vibing and having a good time.
so yeah, if you wanna escape from all the real world drama and just have a blast in a virtual world, you gotta join this minecraft server. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

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