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  • Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

    Minecringe SMP: Awkward Adven-tures

    New Minecraft Servers

    🎮✨ Welcome to the most utterly bonkers Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your diamond pickaxe on, fam! Here’s why you NEED to drop everything, uninstall any semblance of a life you had, and join us on this pixelated adventure of madness! 🚀🌈

      • Epic Pizza Parties: You ever have a pizza delivered on your Minecraft world? Nah, me neither! But in this SMP, one time, a creeper sneezed and BOOM! – a pizza appeared! 🍕💥 We’ve got a special mod that turns all explosions into pepperoni pizzas… Disclaimer: Pizza might be a metaphor for diamonds or maybe even a giant cat. Who knows?

      • Dungeons of Doom: I once found a secret dungeon filled with endermen who were throwing a rager and inviting villagers! I showed up with my enchanted potato (it’s a thing, trust me) and we ended up doing the Macarena with them. 🤖💃 You could be a part of these insane dance-offs while crafting the next great block-based masterpiece!

      • Legendary Pets: Forget dogs and cats; we got a pet T-Rex named Steve who can carry you to the moon while also singing "Eye of the Tiger"! 🦖🌑 And he won’t even eat your face off, he’s only labeled as "dangerously affectionate." What’s better? He writes poems about your plays with obsidian!

      • Adventures in Lava: One time, I slipped into a pit of lava while trying to feed a pig a glowstone cupcake (again, who knows?), and instead of dying, I found a whole civilization of flamingo villagers who trade emeralds for roller skates! 🦩✨ Seriously, the deals are wilder than a nighttime in a haunted village filled with musical toasters!

      • Cursed Blocks: Did you know that we have a special block here that, when you mine it, gives you a random quantum result?! Like, one block might explode into 1,000 diamonds or turn your whole house into a gigantic cheese wheel! 🧀⚡️ Good luck keeping your entire fortress from becoming a Swiss delicacy!

      • Ultimate Drama: There’s a longstanding feud between Team Bedrockers and those pesky Dirt Gremlins. Last Saturday, an epic battle unfolded because someone stole the sacred Golden Shovel of Destiny! 💥⚔️ You gotta join and pick a side, or just be the chaotic neutral who throws cake at both parties while yelling “PIGS FLY!” for no reason!

      • The Great Weather Wars: The server has a malfunctioning weather machine that switches between snowstorms, tornadoes, and… spontaneous rain of donuts occasionally! 🍩🌪️ It’s a real mess, but that’s how we like it! Who wouldn’t want to build a cabin while dodging jelly-filled treats raining from the sky?

    So, if you’re not convinced yet, I probably hate you. No but seriously, join this SMP where the blocks are as crazy as the people playing it, and where every moment is a vigorous trip through the warped funhouse of insanity. Don’t be boring, let’s be Minecraft legends together! 🚀💎🎉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server!

    Server IP mc.twotimesacharm.com
    Server Trailer Watch Here

    TTAC is a basic vanilla server with added touches to prevent hacking, cheating, and x-ray. The community is active, with friendly players and talented builders. Co-op play is encouraged, and rewards are given for bringing friends. The server has a voting system for growth and is constantly improving. Will you be the next leader?

    Server Features:

      • Premium Anti-Cheat
      • No X-ray
      • TPA
      • Set Home
      • Friendly Staff
      • World Backups
      • 24/7 Support
      • No Lag
      • Dedicated Server
      • No Limits
      • Discord

    Notes:

      • Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks
      • Overworld and Nether backed up daily
      • End resets every 30-60 days

    All Server Commands:

      • /spawn
      • /home
      • /sethome
      • /back
      • /tpa
      • /tpahere
      • /vote
      • /voteshop

    Server Rules (Permanent Ban):

      • No Hacking
      • No Cheating
      • No Exploiting
      • No Racism
      • No Lag Machines
      • No Threatening
      • No X-Ray
      • No Bullying
      • Keep Chat Clean
      • Don’t Be Dumb

    Server Rules (Allowed):

      • PVP
      • Teaming
      • Unlimited Farming
      • Griefing
      • Mob Farming
      • Redstone Machines
      • Building
      • New Chunk Loading
      • Stealing
      • Raiding
      • Destroying

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • LustyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

    LustyCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Experience

    New Minecraft Servers

    Lusty Minecraft Server

    Hey gamers! Are you looking for the ultimate Minecraft experience? Look no further than Lusty — a server made by the community, for the community.

    Join us now and play with your buddies on PC, Xbox, PlayStation, or mobile. Let’s mine and craft together!

    play.lushmc.fun

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChaosCraft 13b13t

    ChaosCraft 13b13t

    New Minecraft Servers

    13b13t

    Welcome to 13b13t!

    Join this cracked anarchy server where you can do anything you want! Grief, hack, swear – it’s all allowed here. The server is currently on version 1.12.2 and will be updating soon.

    13b13t.ddns.net

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Lost Isles United PH

    Lost Isles United PH

    New Minecraft Servers

    United PH

    Skyblock: Realms of the Lost Isles

    In Skyblock: Realms of the Lost Isles, you start on a small island up high in a weird place. But this isn’t just surviving—it’s your journey to find out the secrets of the Isles! Make cool armor sets like Stormguard Armor for controlling weather or Embersteel Armor for fire protection. Meet special mobs like the sneaky Wraithhounds that only show up at night or the tough Void Serpents hanging out by the edge of the void. Make epic swords, from the Celestial Edge that slices through many enemies to the Shadewing Blade for hiding abilities. Finish quests from old spirits of the Isles, leading you to find hidden islands, fight strong guardians, and get treasures from a forgotten time. Will you become a master of the Realms of the Lost Isles and discover their secrets?

    51.79.229.19:25525

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Virtusx Factions: Dungeon Realms

    Virtusx Factions: Dungeon Realms

    New Minecraft Servers

    Virtusx Minecraft Server

    Virtusx is a Minecraft 1.8.9 factions server that you can join on any version. It’s super fast and has lots of cool stuff like dungeons! Come check it out for yourself!

    Play.VirtusX.com

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Grimcraft Survival – Custom Enchants & More

    Grimcraft Survival – Custom Enchants & More

    New Minecraft Servers

    Grimcraft Server Info

    Features:

      • Land Claim
      • Survival
      • Mcmmo
      • Custom Enchants
      • Custom Farming
      • Custom Fishing
      • Player Warps
      • Player Shops
      • Auction House
      • Much more!

    Join Grimcraft for an epic gaming experience!

    mbs.grimcraft.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Blaze Anarchy Fun

    Blaze Anarchy Fun

    New Minecraft Servers

    Blaze Anarchy

    A super fun and chill Anarchy server where anything goes! Join our discord by typing /help in-game for more info. You can even fly around on our server! Plus, we have TPA, backpacks (they might be removed though), and tons of other cool features.

    Stay tuned for more updates!

    blazeanarchy.org

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RustV2 MineBuilders

    RustV2 MineBuilders

    New Minecraft Servers

    MineBuilders

    MineBuilders is a cool Minecraft server that mixes Rust stuff into the game. Players can get different armor like sneaky Ghillie suits, Anti-Rad gear, and strong Kevlar armor. The server is all about surviving, fighting other players, and exploring. You can tell how good someone’s armor is by looking at the sword icons next to their name. The best gear is usually from beating tough bosses or exploring scary dungeons. Come join RustV2 for the ultimate survival fun with a bit of strategy, fighting, and exploring!

    join.minebuilders.me

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Starlight SMP – Origins & Lore

    Starlight SMP – Origins & Lore

    New Minecraft Servers

    Starlight SMP

    Join Starlight SMP – Modded 1.20.1 Survival!

    Welcome to a cool community where you can be creative! Build, explore, and get into special lore in a safe, friendly place.

    Features:

      • Towny Plugin: Make towns and connect with others.
      • Origins Mod: Pick from cool Origins with special powers.
      • World Lore: Get into lore or make your own story.
      • Custom Content: Check out custom weapons, armor, and blocks.
      • Cooking System: Grow crops and make recipes.
      • Optional PvP: Explore peacefully or have friendly fights—it’s up to you!
      • Voice Chat: Talk in real-time for fun gameplay.

    Whitelist Protected: A trusted, safe community. Both cracked & premium Java players are welcome!

    Join our Discord to download the modpack and apply. Start your story today! Join Discord

    starlight.mcserv.fun

    New Minecraft Server
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    New Server IP