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Pixelated Weebs: Where Anime Lines Make You Cringe in Minecraft

Anime, anime lines, cringe, cringe dialogue, cringe lines, cringe moments, cringe quotes, cringe scenes, cringe-inducing, cringe-worthy, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy quotes, cringe-worthy scenes, cringeworthy, Hai wa ikkai dake!, lines, Minecraft, Oyamenasai, pixelated, Sore wa meirei desu ka?, Weeb’s

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3200
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life!

Join us and experience the thrill of shouting “Sore wa meirei desu ka?” at your fellow players, only to have them respond with a resounding “Hai wa ikkai dake!” It’s like a battle of wills, but with pixelated swords and pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to yell “Oyamenasai!” as you defeat a creeper in epic combat? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just be prepared for some seriously cringey anime lines along the way.

Blocky Dilemmas Minecraft Server

blocky, consequences, controversial questions, dark humor, death, Decision making, dilemmas, existential crisis, fear, Human nature, hypothetical scenarios, instinctual desires, life choices, life or death, Minecraft, morality, Pleasure, provocative discussions, Server, sex, taboo topics, ultimate choice, ultimate dilemma, would you rather

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	5779	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Emeralds Found:	3614	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the choice is simple: join us and have a blast, or face the consequences of instant death! But don’t worry, we promise you’ll be too busy laughing and having a great time to even think about choosing death.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun with a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs to worry about real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our server and let your imagination run wild?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and choose life (and lots of laughs) over death. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Peeing Tornado Minecraft SMP

Aigmi, bathroom habits, BIZARRE, bodily functions, cleaning, funny, humor, hygiene, Minecraft, odd, Peeing, penis, personal habits, quirky, smp, strange, stray piss, Tornado, UNUSUAL, Urination, weird, whirl

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2079
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Potions Brewed:	28
Animals Bred:	83	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.

Join us if you want to participate in our weekly llama racing competitions, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. And don’t even get me started on our annual Ender Dragon rodeo event – it’s like a bull riding competition, but with a giant dragon instead!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just be warned, our server may cause uncontrollable laughter and a sudden urge to build a roller coaster that goes through the Nether.

AdoptedSisMC Server

Abuse, AdoptedSisMC, adoption, adoptive family, AITAH, biological parents, Childhood, family, half-sister, Jealousy, loving family, Lucky, Raised, Safe, Server, Struggles, survivor, torture, Understanding

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	3125
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crops Grown:	5594	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as intense as a creeper explosion! Join us for a chance to build your own virtual family and create your own crazy stories.

Imagine a world where your mom, Renee, gets emancipated at 16 and has a secret half-sister, Bridget, who was given up for adoption. And let’s not forget about your little sister, Anna, who had to be raised by you from infancy due to abusive parents. It’s like a soap opera, but with pixelated blocks!

Join us for the chance to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where the only limits are your imagination. Who knows, you might even uncover some long-lost family secrets along the way. So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!

ExConExCashGrab

Account.., aita, Alimony, child support, college fund, CONVICTED, Court, crimes, custody, ex, ExConExCashGrab, Homicide, modify, MONEY, payment, Prison, Reduce, sentencing, Son, Years

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even in-game divorces can lead to drama and dilemmas! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of negotiating alimony payments with your ex-spouse, who may or may not be in jail for committing serious crimes.

Imagine the possibilities of using your in-game currency to fund your son’s college education, all while navigating the complexities of co-parenting with a virtual ex-partner. Will you choose to be the generous parent who sacrifices for the sake of your child, or will you take the “asshole power move” route and try to reduce your alimony payments?

With only one year left to make a decision, the clock is ticking on this epic saga. Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to balance financial responsibility with family dynamics in the most outrageous way possible. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate Minecraft AITA!

PhilippineSeaPirates

Beijing, diplomatic tensions, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, German warships, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, military presence, naval deployment, naval diplomacy, naval maneuvers, naval power, naval visit, Philippines, PhilippineSeaPirates, regional stability, South China Sea, Taiwan Strait, territorial disputes

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mines Excavated:	3373
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

lol y’all ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit even german warships wanna visit? well come on down to our server where the action never stops! we got more drama than a reality show, with players sailing through the taiwan strait like it’s no big deal. beijing is shook, but we’re just here to have a good time and build some epic bases. join now for a wild ride through the south china sea and beyond!

Sahara

Community, ETERNAL, Friendly, hermitcraft, INCLUSIVE, Join, Minecraft, PvE, SAHARA, Season, September 14th, Server, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Sahara is a Minecraft community inspired by Hermitcraft! We’re starting a new Season on September 14th – This will be our 5th Season which will run alongside our Eternal world that never resets. We pride ourselves on the community feel and we aim to be as inclusive and friendly as we can. Apply for the whitelist by going to join.saharaserver.com

66.59.210.172:25568

Sunny Polska Minecraft Server

feeling good, good morning, Good Vibes, great day, Happy, Minecraft, morning inspiration, morning motivation, morning routine, morning vibes, Optimistic, Poland, polska, positive energy, positive mindset, positivity, Ready, Server, start the day right, Sunny, sunny day, sunny weather

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7030
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Good morning from our wacky Minecraft server! Are you ready for a day filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans? Join us and explore our crazy world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Polish Potato Palace, where players can feast on unlimited potatoes and ride on potato-powered minecarts. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Polish Pickle Party” event, where players can compete in pickle-themed challenges and win fabulous prizes!

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who knows what wacky antics await you in sunny Polska?

Simpsons Minecraft SMP – Does This Actually Happen

animated, Bart Simpson, Characters, comedy, fictional, happen, homer simpson, humor, iconic, Lisa Simpson, long-running, Maggie Simpson, Marge Simpson, matt groening, Minecraft, pop culture, satire, Simpsons, smp, springfield, Television series, tv show, yellow family

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5782
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, just like in the Simpsons! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with exploding donuts, mischievous Bart pranks, and a secret underground lair where Mr. Burns hoards all the diamonds.

But that’s not all – we also have a rollercoaster made entirely of pink wool, a giant Krusty Burger that dispenses enchanted golden apples, and a portal to the Nether that leads to a Springfield-themed hell dimension.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable and hilarious as your favorite cartoon family, come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

OopsCraft: The Server of Regrets

consequences, delayed learning, Experience, growth, hindsight, hindsight bias, hindsight clarity, hindsight is 20/20, learning, life lessons, Maturity, mistake, OopsCraft, past mistakes, personal development, realization, Reflection, regrets, retrospective learning, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Server, wisdom

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4400	Votes:	2783
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, it’s a real cluckfest!

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just be careful not to break a bone while busting a move!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Lava Parkour Challenge” where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while dodging flaming arrows shot by deranged villagers. It’s a real hot mess, but hey, that’s half the fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Parrotfish Are Strangers’ Neighbors

neighbors, Parrotfish, strangers

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6281
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragons Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Mines Excavated:	3270	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

yOu gotta join dis server cuz the parrotfish be wildin’ out here, man. dey be chasin’ strangers like dey owe ’em money, but dey all chill with da neighbors. it’s like a soap opera up in dis server, drama everywhere with dem parrotfish. come join da fun and see who gets chased next!