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  • Trauma on the Rocks: Minecraft SMP

    Trauma on the Rocks: Minecraft SMP

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    Yo fam, listen up, because my brain is about to explode with the glorious insanity that is this Minecraft SMP! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅFirst off, if you join, youโ€™ll instantly gain the power of choosing whether to be a lame noob or a chaotic legend โ€“ basically, itโ€™s like that one time I accidentally drank six cans of expired cat food-flavored soda (donโ€™t ask, long story) and became an unholy taco supreme. ๐ŸŒฎโœจ

    Okay, so imagine this: you log in and BOOM! Youโ€™re in a biome where every tree is actually a giant meme lord with googly eyes, and theyโ€™ll only give you wood if you tell them your darkest fears. While weโ€™re at it, you might randomly trip over a 1,000-ton block of dirt that was obviously placed there by ancient Minecraft gods who really REALLY hate logic. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ

    Oh, and I once saw a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to Jupiter (donโ€™t ask me how, I wasnโ€™t the one building it) and it had a pet llama that could only say โ€œYEEEEEETโ€ every time you hit a jump. Like, who needs realism when you have a llama with dreams of space fame? ๐Ÿฆ™๐Ÿš€

    But wait, thereโ€™s more! This SMP has a notorious โ€˜Epic Failโ€™ event happening every Tuesday where people try to break the world record for the most lava jumps without turning into a crispy nugget. ๐ŸŒ‹๐Ÿ— Spoiler: I tried once and my character ended up having a marriage ceremony with a lava block. We invited all the cobblestone โ€“ BEST day ever, but illegal in seven dimension realms!

    And if you have bad vibes from that one drink you can’t even SEE anymore (like that time I took a sip of my uncleโ€™s mystery punch and woke up with a pet goldfish named Kevin who only knows how to roll over), then fear not! Because here we respawn and forget that trauma faster than you can say โ€œMinecraft is life.โ€ There’s literally a whole therapy session mod where we just recycle our cringe and turn it into diamond armor. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’Ž

    Join us, or just keep living in your sad little single-player world where the only drama is between your cat and the missing socks. Youโ€™ll be missing out on so much LOLZ; it’s like being stuck on the couch while the party bus goes to dimension 420 where everyoneโ€™s a potato! ๐Ÿฅ”๐Ÿ• Come be a part of the legendary shenanigans before I convince my pet goldfish to run for president. Whatโ€™s even happening?! Letโ€™s goooooo! ๐ŸŽ‰โœจ

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  • TheZoo Skyblock

    TheZoo Skyblock

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    //TheZoo SkyBlock// *******IP- Play.thezoo.uk new Skyblock server!******* We have many features such as: -Custom Enchants Which are Accessible to all – Warp Mine the perfect place to make money and get started – Warp pvp, a place to battle – many ranks to buy – Gkits to buy or earn from creates – We have a /Shop to sell all items aswell as /mobcoins a place to buy unique items – We have Chunk Chests perfect for automatic farms and collecting all items ~~~~~We are a newly released server looking for new players and people to join our community~~~~~~ !!! We are also opening staff applications !!! Join our Discord – https://discord.gg/NtFHXqy2bc

    Play.TheZoo.uk

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  • TamagoServer

    TamagoServer

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    We’re almost ready to start running the server!

    TamagoServer TamagoServer is a small-scale living server. Please read the following to make the server a pleasant place to play.

    ใƒปHere is a Japanese Minecraft Server.English support may not be available. ใƒปPlease be sure to read the rules. https://w.atwiki.jp/tamagoserver/pages/16.html ใƒปPlease join the official Discord of TamagoServer before joining the server. ใƒปWe recommend that you are at least 13 years old to participate.

    tamagoserver.minehut.gg

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  • Nmlmc custom smp1.18

    Nmlmc custom smp1.18

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    Welcome to NMLMCwe know you see a lot of servers so lets cut straight to the chaseNMLMC SMP is a community driven server,That builds crafts and mines the best expericence for Every single player who joins.ย We Strive to improve aspects of Minecraft to make your stay the most enjoyable, While keeping that Nostilgic feeling of the great times in Minecraft.

    Here is a few of our many features!Wars, Aliiances and wildernessPVP in WildernessVehiclesSkills and leveling systemHundreds of CosmeticsActive and strong economy with playershopsMarriage/wild to random TPOnline map : https://map.nmlmc.comNo Pressure to donate, We Treat our players equally and will not tolerate players being treated poorly, Checkout our store to see we are not pay 2 win.

    Inportant stuffWebsite: https://www.nmlmc.comDiscord: https://nmldiscord.comRules: https://nmlmc.com/rulesMap: https://map.nmlmc.com

    IP: PLAY.NMLMC.COM

    play.nmlmc.com

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  • ๐Ÿ’Ž BarsMine ๐Ÿ’Ž Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

    ๐Ÿ’Ž BarsMine ๐Ÿ’Ž Survival, Bedwars, Vulture 1.12-1.20 Minecraft server

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    โžœ VKontakte group vk.com/barsmine

    โžœ Website for purchasing donations BarsMine.ru

    โžœ IP – mc.topbars.net

    โžœ Version – 1.12-1.20

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    โ˜… โžœ Best survival server!

    โ˜… โžœ Honest PVP with Antirelog

    โ˜… โžœ BedWars, SkyWars

    โ˜… โžœ Cheap and honest donation!

    โ˜… โžœ Rarely wipe and never take away donations!

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    โ˜… No lags!

    โ˜… We donโ€™t cheat for donations, weโ€™re honest!

    โ˜… Kind and responsive administration!

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    m4.topbars.net

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  • NovacraftMC

    NovacraftMC

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    NovacraftMC is a server with a whole new level of freedom! There are no ranks, almost no rules, and much to discover. We offer alot to do from flying your own helicopter to finding out the dark secrets of the world’s past. From exploration, to war, and to questing there is something for everyone here. Come check it out!

    novacraftmcs.crafted.pro

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  • Canadian Bacon

    Canadian Bacon

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    We’re old. We’re a 18+ server looking for some active players to add to our roster.

    We are a vanilla+ server with some quality of life datapacks and a small shopping district. Come join in the fun!

    We are pretty laid back, don’t take ourselves too seriously and enjoy learning from other players. We are mostly in our 20’s and 30’s but some older players are on. Any talent level and skill are welcome. Join our discord, you are welcome to voice chat but no pressure.

    158.69.25.6:25592

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  • Michael s office

    Michael s office

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    We are a new, awesome server that is focused on creativity, community-building, and keeping to the core of the game itself. You play the game, you win! Our goal here is to maintain a friendly, fun, and equal community for anyone and everyone that joins in! This means; an all in-game rank-up system, custom economy with server shop and ability to create towns and micro-economies, and no pay-to-win mechanics! The Easy Survival setting with Keep Inventory makes for a nice, simple experience. Hop in, and have FUN! We hope you have a good time on Michael’s Office Minecraft Server! Join the server: 99.245.102.14 You can join the Minecraft server with Java **and** Bedrock Editions Please note that the #about_and_rules section also applies to the server, so be sure to abide by them at all times. Thank you!

    99.245.102.14

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  • GagaCraft Minecraft server

    GagaCraft Minecraft server

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    GagaCraft is a unique server in the boundless world of minecraft, created to create a unique society in this amazing world

    We will not close in the first season, but will confidently move on and develop content on the server, and we also listen to our favorite players and will always answer your questions and always listen to you!– How to get to the server?

    It’s all quite simple!

    It will be enough for you to send an application in our VKontakte group (https://vk.com/gagaprojectdlc) or through Google Form (https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1QAW19AXZU_I7QdJryFa11dB8gQsvm00-KrM0sbpk6Uw/edit?ts=621cbd0b) , after waiting for an answer. The application will be reviewed within 24 hours.

    212.22.93.95:25590

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  • Allay

    Allay

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    Bedrock Compatible – Port: 19132

    Allay is a server for the community, created by members of the community! Our goal is to create the best server for you with features that you want, the support you expect, and an experience you deserve. We offer not just survival but an immense experience with many different things to do!

    Super In-depth Survival Community Driven Economy – Levels – Quests – Jobs – Playershops – Auction House – Blackmarket – Resource World – Dungeons – Mystery Sorcerer – Courier – Crates – Cubelets – Ancient Traveler

    ms.AllaySMP.com

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  • Bloodformoney.net

    Bloodformoney.net

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    The BloodForMoney.net server offers a game mode for every Minecraft player. We have SkyPvP, SkyBlock, Citybuild in 1.17.1 with Terrain Plots, GunGame and Knock-FFA. The BloodForMoney server team would be happy about any support because we have invested a lot of hours of working time in the server (including purchased plugins like PlotSquared V5 and about 10 others) so come on the server and support us with feedback and suggestions for improvement , ideas for plugins, vote for the server to get in-game items, or buy a rank if you like the server ๐Ÿ˜€ Team members wanted, apply in Discord under: Applications. Discord: discord.gg/Ev7yCNra

    bloodformoney.net

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