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KinniCraft – The Beefy Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is where the real chaos begins! Join now and become the new Great III of the Minecraft world.

Forget about the typical choices, we have Japanese fans speculating that the new Great III could be anyone from Kevin Mask to Terry the Kid or even Mantaro! Who knew Minecraft could be so full of mystery and intrigue?

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly epic – join our server today and become a legend in your own right!

End of Humanity Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5434
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the biggest threat is a creeper blowing up your house? Well, look no further because on our server, humanity is on the brink of extinction! But hey, who cares about saving the world when you can just build epic structures and troll your friends instead?

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a post-apocalyptic world filled with mutated mobs, radioactive biomes, and the occasional zombie uprising. Will you be the hero that saves humanity, or will you just focus on building the biggest, baddest base in all the land?

Either way, you’re in for a crazy adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive the end of the world… or at least have a good laugh trying!

Blocky Boredom Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can let your inner troll run wild? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and experience the chaos of a server where griefing is not only allowed, but encouraged! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Be our guest! The possibilities are endless on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Racing League. That’s right, you can saddle up your very own Ender Dragon and race against other players for glory and prizes. Just watch out for the fireballs!

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and unleash your inner troll? Come join the fun and see why /b/ sucks today, but our server rocks!

New Anti-Spam Measures Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even spam the chat with your favorite memes? Well, look no further because our server has just introduced new anti-spam measures that have sent fdundschizo into a frenzy! That’s right, our server is so wild and crazy that even the spam bots can’t handle it. Join us for a chaotic good time where anything goes, from building giant potato statues to starting impromptu dance parties with creepers. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Ballistix – Game servers Minecraft server Minecraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9324
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Star Shards Collected:	79	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

The owner of the server “Ballistix Minecraft Game Servers” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crafty Panda Minecraft Server

art, China, Chinese, Crafty, culture, dumplings, Economy, fashion, Food, great wall, History, Language, Lifestyle, Mandarin, Minecraft, Panda, Politics, Server, silk, society, Technology, Thread, tourism, Traditions, travel

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8274
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Ores Mined:	5888
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground panda fighting ring where you can bet diamonds on which panda will come out victorious. Trust us, it’s pandamonium down there!

But that’s not all, we also have a special “Post anything Chinese” event where players have to build the most outrageous Chinese-themed structures they can think of. From giant fortune cookies to a Great Wall made entirely of obsidian, the possibilities are endless!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary tale of a player who stumbled upon a hidden dim sum buffet deep in the mines. Rumor has it that if you can find it, you’ll be granted unlimited food for life!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the hilarity and chaos that awaits you!

Gender-Bendin’ Minecraft SMP

avatar customization, character selection, females in games, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming habits, gaming preferences, gaming research, gender choice, gender diversity, Gender Expression, gender representation, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, GenderBendin, Male Gamers, Minecraft, online gaming, player behavior, player psychology, role playing games, smp, virtual identity

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Villages Defended:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Votes:	2242	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	470874

Are you tired of being a boring old dude in Minecraft? Join our SMP and play as a fabulous female character instead! Not only will you look fierce in that diamond armor, but you’ll also have a higher chance of finding rare loot because everyone knows female characters have better luck in games. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is more likely to drop extra loot if you defeat it as a female character. So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and unleash your inner girl power!

Unfriendly Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2600
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	New Chunks Explored:	293974
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for wearing top hats and monocles. They may be a little snooty, but they sure know how to throw a good party!

2. Legend has it that there is a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away. Who wouldn’t want to party with a Creeper on the dance floor?

3. Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Mafia, led by a ruthless rooster named Cluck Norris. Cross them and you may find yourself facing an army of feathered thugs.

4. Want to embark on a quest to find the fabled Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny? Rumor has it that it grants the wielder the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do their bidding.

So, why wait? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, we may not be friends, but we sure know how to have a good time!

White Ethonstate Minecraft SMP – Trans Player Welcome

acceptance, belonging, Bigotry, controversial topics, discrimination, Diversity, Ethonstate, exclusion, hate, Identity, inclusion, intolerance, kikes, Minecraft, non-Whites, player, prejudice, racism, segregation, smp, Social Issues, Trans, White, white ethnostate, White Supremacy

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	651601	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t fully express your love for building AND your disdain for non-whites and kikes? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky SMP where anything goes, including entering the mysterious white ethonstate. Who knows what adventures await you there? Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and maybe a few blocks of TNT for good measure. So come on, join us and let your inner chaos reign supreme!

Gayming Waifus Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	141
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Crops Grown:	7268
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our magical realm where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music.

Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fierce army of zombie chickens who have a taste for player brains.

If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new blocky friends and maybe even score a date with a cute Enderman.

So why wait? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps). Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our resident llama, Benedikta. She’s a huge fan.