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CringeCraft

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Falling into the Void:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7469
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Are you tired of cringing at your embarrassing memories? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that erases all cringeworthy memories! Join us and say goodbye to that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay diamond eggs. Join our server and witness this majestic creature in all its glory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Pole Land LOLz

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Astral Projections Made:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Runes Activated:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we don’t mess around with boring old rules like in Poland! Here, you can let your inner rebel out and show off your badass side.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of defying authority and causing chaos wherever you go. We don’t care about manners here, so feel free to let loose and be as outrageous as you want.

We’ve got insane stories to tell about our server, like the time a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the village. Or the time we had a dance party in the Nether with a group of zombie pigmen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world. Let’s gooooooo!

TweetCraft: Where Twitter Drama Becomes Blocky Fun!

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4579	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of all the incessant twitter screencap spamming from brainless retards and tourists? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that nonsense! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will make you question reality. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community that is anything but boring. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the fun begin! #bestserverever

DMV Explosive Craft – Boom-tastic Minecraft Fun!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2383
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ores Mined:	5424

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where explosions are a daily occurrence! If you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of living near a naval academy without actually being there, this is the place for you!

Join us and witness the chaos as giant bangs echo through the virtual world, leaving players questioning their sanity. Who needs real life when you can have all the excitement and confusion right here in Minecraft?

Don’t miss out on the action – join now and see if you can survive the explosive madness!

CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy XIV! LOL

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, DAWNTRAILMIX! Get ready for an adventure like no other, with early access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT. The official release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, so mark your calendars!

But wait, there’s more! We have a mind-blowing Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Join forces with your favorite characters and conquer the world together!

And that’s not all, folks! How about participating in the PvP Series 5 until Patch 7.0? Show off your skills and dominate the battlefield like never before!

But wait, there’s even more awesomeness to discover on this server. From cross-region data center travel tests to resources, free companies, & Linkshells, we’ve got everything you need to level up your gaming experience.

And if you’re looking to socialize and meet new friends, don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups! From Excalibur to Balmung, we’ve got gatherings happening all over the server. Join us on April 20 for a special 420 Meetup (Hitler’s Birthday) – it’s going to be lit!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of DAWNTRAILMIX and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Join us now and let the fun begin!

SnowflakeCraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever find!

Are you tired of walking on eggshells in other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage TANTRUMS at the slightest provocation! That’s right, let out all your frustrations in the most explosive way possible.

Join us and witness the most outrageous builds you’ve ever seen. From giant flying pigs to underwater roller coasters, our players have no limits when it comes to creativity.

And don’t worry about being judged for being “autistic/wrong/psycho/whatever” because on our server, we embrace all kinds of players. Let your inner WEIRDO shine bright!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing hysterically at the chaos that ensues.

Blocky Boners: The Minecraft Server for Small (or Average) Penis Players

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9572
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5634	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Towns Built:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Farms Harvested:	586	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Enchantments Applied:	162
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the beauty of small (or average) penises! This is a safespace for all the guys out there who are rocking a modest size downstairs to come together and share their dicks without fear of ridicule or sph (small penis humiliation).

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to prove that size doesn’t matter in the world of Minecraft! Build towering structures with your modest blocks, slay dragons with your not-so-intimidating sword, and conquer the land with your average-sized army.

But remember, on this server, only those with small (or average) penises are allowed. So leave your sph at the door and come join us for a hilarious and empowering journey through the world of Minecraft. Let’s show the world that even the smallest of swords can slay the mightiest of beasts!

NeetCraft: Where even the unemployed can mine for diamonds!

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7586
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	368
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2184

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some CRAZY reasons why:

1. Our server is so LIT that even NEETS are thriving here! We have special quests and challenges just for them, with rewards that will make you RICH in game!

2. Forget about boring benefits of 400€ a month, on our server, NEETS get virtual GOLD raining down on them every single day! Who needs real money when you can be a virtual millionaire?

3. Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary NEET who became the richest player in the game by doing nothing but NEETING all day long. Will you be the next NEET superstar?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest NEET adventure of your life! Remember, on this server, NEETING is not just a lifestyle, it’s a way of life.

PussyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Wet

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as her pussy through those Nike Pros! Join us for a chance to experience the craziest and most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine filled with creepy clowns who only spoke in cat memes. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary chicken army, led by a giant chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. They roam the land, spreading chaos and laughter wherever they go.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be prepared for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

MemeCraft: LOL Edition

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your meme-loving, video-watching, and photo-posting needs!

Join us and experience the craziest adventures in the Minecraft world. Build a house out of diamonds, ride a llama into battle, and battle against a horde of zombie chickens!

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s always up for a game of musical minecarts or a round of hide and seek in the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community on the internet! Previous Thread: Click here for more madness!

NukeCraft: Where Countries Battle it Out!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! We’ve got players from all over the world, including North Korea, Israel, India, Pakistan, UK, France, China, USA, Russia, and even Poopesh Dickshit (yeah, we don’t know either).

Join us for explosive PvP battles where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own impenetrable fortress and defend it against raiders who will stop at nothing to steal your precious diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have ridiculous mini-games like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even a game where you have to survive a zombie apocalypse while wearing a tutu (seriously, it’s a thing).

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the planet. Who knows, you might even make friends with Poopesh Dickshit himself!