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ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP

I like this ship, Like.., long tail, Ship, ShipItLikeMinecraftSMP, tags

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	4692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Divine Spears Created:	21	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66

Ahoy mateys! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP on the high seas! Join us on our pirate-themed server where you can plunder treasure, battle sea monsters, and engage in epic ship-to-ship combat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underwater city filled with mermaids, sunken treasure, and even a kraken that you can tame as your own personal mount.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can journey to the Nether and challenge the ruler of the underworld, a giant lava-dwelling chicken named Cluckthulu. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with a magical feather that grants you the power of flight.

So hoist the sails, grab your sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Just be sure to watch out for the creepers disguised as parrots…they’re craftier than they look!

GrassBlockGang Minecraft Server

boundary setting, Communication Issues, community support, Conflict Resolution, cultural expectations, Decision making, emotional labor, family dynamics, Family Support, financial agreements, GrassBlockGang, Grief, health issues, in-laws, lawn care, Minecraft, neighborly duties, personal boundaries, Resentment, Server, sharing responsibilities, Time management, yard work

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ores Mined:	5140	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value teamwork and cooperation just like this family’s yard work drama! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about mowing lawns.

Reasons to join: 1. Help us build a virtual lawnmower to tackle those pixelated grassy fields. 2. Take on the role of the edging/trimming expert and show off your landscaping skills. 3. Avoid family drama by escaping into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations.

Come join us and let’s mow down some fun together! Just remember, in our world, the grass is always greener on the other side…until you cut it.

SisterlyDramaRuinsMinecraft

adjustment, Affair, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict, couples therapy, court proceedings, Difficult, Divorce, Empathy, family, Marriage, Paternity, relationships, Resentment, sister, SisterlyDramaRuinsMinecraft, stress, Support, Understanding

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my wife’s sister’s love life!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated court battle over paternity tests. Who’s the real father of those pixelated kids? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between a husband, a wife, a sister-in-law, and a whole lot of unresolved issues. Will they work it out or will the server explode with drama? Join now to find out!

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got couples therapy sessions, passive-aggressive behavior, and a whole lot of family dysfunction. Who needs a soap opera when you can have all this on our Minecraft server?

So come on down and join the chaos! It’s like Jerry Springer meets Minecraft, and you won’t want to miss a single moment of the madness!

AlienBeliever420 – Minecraft SMP

Alien Civilizations, alien encounters, alien technology, AlienBeliever420, aliens, ancient astronauts, area 51, belief in aliens, conspiracy theories, cosmic beings, existence of aliens, extraterrestrial life, fermi paradox, government cover-ups, interstellar communication, Minecraft, Roswell incident, Scientific evidence, SETI, smp, space exploration, ufo sightings, unidentified flying objects

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Zombie Dances:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world…literally! We have a secret underground base where we communicate with aliens on a daily basis. Join us and you might just get abducted and taken on a wild adventure through the cosmos. Who needs diamonds when you can have intergalactic friends, am I right? So come join our server and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the sky is not the limit…it’s just the beginning!

BlockyParentalWisdom

Best advice, BlockyParentalWisdom, family wisdom, guidance, life advice, life lessons, parental advice, parental counsel, parental direction, parental experience, parental guidance, parental influence, parental knowledge, parental love, parental mentorship, parental support, parental teachings, parental tips, parental wisdom, valuable advice, words of wisdom

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5843
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchantments Applied:	63
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	67

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the best advice your parents ever gave you is to mine diamonds and build epic castles! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing creepers, all waiting to be tamed by your expert Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret portal to a dimension where you can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas. So come join us and let your parents’ advice lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

RedstoneRigged Minecraft Server

ai, cybersecurity, digital warfare, Disinformation, election security, Failing.., foreign influence, intelligence agencies, Interference, Manipulation, Meta, Minecraft, Misinformation, misinformation campaigns, political campaigns, Propaganda, RedstoneRigged, russia, Server, social media, Tactics, Technology, US Election

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7269
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ores Mined:	2565	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Villages Defended:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29

lol imagine if russia tried to interfere in our server elections, but our AI is too smart for them. join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting foreign governments in a virtual world. plus, our server has the best virtual vodka you’ll ever taste, guaranteed to make your character stumble around like a drunk zombie. come join the chaos and see if you can outwit the bots and trolls trying to mess with our virtual democracy.

SudzhaCraft: Zelenskiy’s Victory

border conflict, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, full control, international relations, Military, military intervention, occupation, peace negotiations, political tensions, Russian town, security measures, Sudzha, SudzhaCraft, territorial dispute, Troops, Ukraine, Victory, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Farms Harvested:	184
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	24	Falling into the Void:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8

so u know how ukraine and russia been beefin’ right? well guess what, our minecraft server is like sudzha but without all the drama yo. ukraine’s troops ain’t got nuthin’ on our players, they in full control of this crazy town. come join us and be part of the epic battle for sudzha, where the only thing at stake is bragging rights and maybe some virtual diamonds. trust me, it’s gonna be lit fam. so what u waitin’ for? join now and show them russians who’s boss in our minecraft world.

BrainyQuarterCraft

brain activity, brain activity monitoring, brain awareness, brain damage, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain injuries, brain injury treatment, brain recovery, brain rehabilitation, brain science, brain trauma, BrainyQuarterCraft, cognitive function, Coma, Consciousness, Medical research, neurology, unresponsive, vegetative state

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3140
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

So, like, this server is so lit, you won’t even believe it, bruh. Like, imagine a world where one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious, like, what even is that?! It’s like a whole new level of crazy, man.

Join this server and you’ll be transported to a land where the laws of physics don’t even matter, bro. You can build the most epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride unicorns into battle. Yeah, you heard me right, UNICORNS.

But wait, there’s more. Our server has the rarest items you can find, like diamond-encrusted pickaxes and enchanted armor made from the tears of dragons. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never want to log off.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, one-quarter of unresponsive people with brain injuries are conscious. Mind blown, right?!

WolfGangMC

Bedwars, Claims, Crates, eggs, Factions, Friends, Jobs, Keys, Minecraft 1.21, Quests, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	7599
Dragon Eggs Found:	3283	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152

The best minecraft server with claims, skyblock, factions, bedwars, eggs, crates, keys, jobs, quests, and many people in minecraft 1.21 , Enjoy with your friends

wolfgangmc.com

Get tipsy with SangriaCraft – where the only thing we’re serious about is having fun! Join now for some drunk crafting adventures!

Adventures, Community, Crafting, data packs, Discord, Drunk, Events, Financials, Fun, gaming environment, Griefers, hackers, Join, Mario Party, Mega Builds, Mini Games, Plugins, SangriaCraft, Semi Vanilla, smp, tipsy, transparency, trivia night, tropical adventure, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1335
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

SangriaCraft Minecraft Server

Overview
Positive and enjoyable gaming environment
No hackers or griefers
Community of passionate Minecraft enthusiasts

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the mission of SangriaCraft?	Our mission is to cultivate a positive and enjoyable gaming environment for players to come together and play Minecraft.
How do you prioritize transparency and community input?	Our financials are openly shared, and changes are polled with 80% approval required for implementation.
What events does SangriaCraft host?	We host Starside Trivia Night and Mario Party Minigames events.
How can I join SangriaCraft?	Fill out a whitelist application via our Discord server. See the #Applications channel for more information.