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Why Didn’t Dems Steal It? Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, democrats, Dems, Didnt, dirty politics, dishonesty, election fraud, election integrity, election interference, Minecraft, political corruption, political games, political manipulation, political scandals, political strategy, political tactics, power struggle, rigged election, Server, steal, stolen election, unethical behavior, voter fraud, voter suppression

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Crops Grown:	6750	Emeralds Found:	6922
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the Democrats couldn’t resist stealing our diamonds! That’s right, our server is so full of riches and treasures that even the most corrupt politicians couldn’t resist trying to get their hands on them.

Join us for epic battles against zombie pigmen, daring adventures in the Nether, and building the most outrageous structures you can imagine. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a conspiracy or two along the way.

So why didn’t Dems steal it? Because they knew they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server. Join us now and see for yourself!

Trans Minecraft SMP Jacking Chuds

Bigotry, chuds, discrimination, double standards, fetishization, Gender Identity, gender stereotypes, Hypocrisy, internet culture, jacking, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, prejudice, sexual objectification, Sexualization, smp, Social Issues, societal norms, toxic masculinity, Trans, trans girls, transphobic

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7050
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Crops Grown:	5875	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for a wild ride filled with chuds who can’t make up their minds about trans girls. One minute they’re sliding into their DMs, and the next they’re spewing transphobic nonsense. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions and confusion, but hey, at least it’s never boring!

So if you’re looking for a server where drama is served hot and fresh daily, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our SMP, anything can happen – even chuds jacking off to trans girls one minute and being transphobic the next. It’s a wild world out there, folks!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Bedwars, Casino, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skyblock, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	440	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Crafty Mods – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Crafty, Curseforge, Feedback, general FAQ, inspiration, legacy accounts, Minecraft, minecraft mods, Minecraft projects, minecraft servers, mod-making guides, Modded minecraft, modding, modpack recommendations, modpack updates, modpacks, Mods, optimization mods, Resources, Server, server authentication, starship edition

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Animals Bred:	116	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, Starship Edition! Join us for some out-of-this-world modded Minecraft fun. We discuss everything from modpacks to build ideas, and if you’re working on your own mod or pack, be sure to keep us updated for some intergalactic feedback!

In some breaking news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been obliterated. But fear not, we have some top-secret links that will allow you to continue playing without a pesky M$ account. It’s like a covert mission to keep the Minecraft dream alive!

Looking to play modded Minecraft right now? Check out our top-secret download links that will have you exploring new galaxies in no time. And don’t forget to grab some mods from our underground sources to enhance your gameplay experience.

And for those who have been shafted by M$, we have a top-secret authentication option that will allow you to [multi]play without any interference. It’s like a cloak of invisibility for your Minecraft experience!

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey through the stars with your fellow Minecraft astronauts. And remember, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Vagina Lickers Minecraft SMP

consent, cultural norms, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, Lickers, licking, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sexual practices, sexual preferences, smp, societal expectations, Taboos, traditional beliefs, Vagina, vaginas, Women

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	51
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!

But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.

Autistic God Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, autism, autistic, autistic males, BELIEF, benefit, Collective, Community, divine purpose, empowerment, FAITH, GOD, Gods Will, Higher power, inclusion, Interest, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Server, spirituality, Support, Understanding

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

””/Minecraft SMP/ – Blocky Banter Brigade””

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, banter, blocky, Brigade, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4744
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Void Armor Forged:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Dizzy the Dancing Skeleton and Jelly the Jellyfish Queen. And don’t forget about Ember the Fire Fairy, who can turn your base into a flaming masterpiece in seconds.

With so many quirky characters and insane storylines, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	3133
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	369
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	255
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

/southcone, argentina, Brazil, caribbean invasion, Chile, culture, demographics, economic stability, Economy, general, high incomes, high standard of living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Paraguay, PixelPals, political stability, prosperity, Server, south america, south american continent, Uruguay

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4828
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Farms Harvested:	513
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Buildings Constructed:	27	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Southern Cone region of South America has been transformed into a blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride through Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and even southern Brazil, São Paulo, and Paraguay – all in pixelated glory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!

But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!