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| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 4136 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
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