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CringeCraft

awkward phases, cringe attacks, cringe-inducing actions, cringe-worthy choices, cringe-worthy decisions, cringe-worthy events, cringe-worthy flashbacks, cringe-worthy incidents, cringe-worthy memories, cringe-worthy mistakes, cringe-worthy moments, cringe-worthy situations, CringeCraft, cringeworthy behavior, cringey experiences, embarrassing moments, regretful actions, teenage blunders, teenage mistakes, youthful indiscretions

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Remember that time you tried to impress your crush by serenading them with a poorly played ukulele? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave all those cringey memories behind and start fresh in a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and surviving the zombie apocalypse.

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, gravity-defying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Trust us, you won’t find a more bizarre and hilarious community anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary diamond pickaxe of infinite mining power is hidden somewhere in our world. Are you brave enough to embark on the quest to find it?

So say goodbye to your embarrassing past and hello to a future filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Join our Minecraft server today and let the fun begin!

CatLootGriefNoMore

Boundaries, cat ownership, CatLootGriefNoMore, family dynamics, family relationships, grief support, GRIEVING, pet attachment, pet bonding, pet care, pet companionship., pet connections, pet custody, pet grieving, pet loss, pet love, Pet loyalty, pet ownership, pet relationships, pet responsibility, pet welfare

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than this crazy cat lady? Look no further! Join our server for a purr-fectly good time filled with adventure and fun!

Our server is so awesome, even Gizmo and Shortcake would want to join if they could! And trust us, they have excellent taste in servers. We have so much to offer, from epic builds to thrilling mini-games that will have you on the edge of your seat (or cat tower).

Plus, unlike this cat-napper of a mother-in-law, we won’t try to steal your pets away from you. Your fur babies are safe with us, no crazy demands or family drama here!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s truly meow-nificent. Don’t let the grief of a mother-in-law get you down, join our server and let the good times roll!

NukeCraft: Iran’s Enriched Adventure

Adventure, capacity, Diplomacy, enriched, enrichment facilities, enrichment levels, global politics, inspections, international relations, iran, Iran’s, MIDDLE EAST, military capabilities, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear energy, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Technology, united nations, uranium enrichment

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where things are more lit than Iran’s nuclear program! We be tripling our capacity to have fun and enrich your gaming experience!

We got more explosions than a nuclear reactor meltdown, more diamonds than a Saudi prince’s palace, and more creepers than a conspiracy theorist’s basement!

Join us and be part of the most explosive community in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the nuclear-level fun, join now before we go boom! 💥💣🔥

AssCraft: Booty Edition

acceptance, AssCraft, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, BOOTY, buttocks, Diversity, Edition, empowerment, Femininity, gender, Gender Identity, Gender norms, Gender Roles, Masculinity, Men, physical appearance, self-confidence, self-image, societal expectations, Stereotypes, womanly asses

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Votes:	1058	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

so, dis server is like da best place to be if u wanna see some real nice womanly asses on some men. like, dey got da best pixel booties in all of minecraft land. u wanna see some curvy block butts? dis be da place to be, fo sho.

but dat aint all, oh no. dis server also got da craziest stories, like dis one time a creeper and a skeleton got married and had a baby zombie. it was wild, man. u never know what kinda wacky shenanigans u gonna see on dis server.

plus, dey got da best parties. like, dey throw these epic block parties where everyone be dancin and havin a blast. u wanna get down and dirty on da dance floor? dis be da place to do it.

so come on down to dis server, where da asses be womanly, da stories be crazy, and da parties be poppin. u wont regret it, trust me.

Snowpoint SMP

active discord server, Crates, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Economy, Economy System, epic rewards, hidden treasures, Jobs, land claim system, MCMMO, Mcpets, Pets, Playervaults, Pyrofishing, PyroFishingPro, rentable market plots, Silkspawners, Slimefun, Slimefun4, Snowpoint SMP, Survival, Terralith Biome Generation, Welcoming Community

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9983	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Magic Items Found:	6740
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Welcome to Snowpoint SMP!🐈‍

Join us at Snowpoint SMP, the ultimate Minecraft survival experience where adventure and community come together! Our server features a variety of exciting plugins to enhance your gameplay, including:

Minecraft journeyCustom Enchants✨: Upgrade

McPets🐈‍: Adopt various pets from our pet shop at spawn!

Terralith Biome Generation🌍: Discover breathtaking new biomes with our enhanced world generation.

We offer playervaults to keep your items safe and organized, and a robust land claim system to protect your builds from griefing. Our economy system allows players to earn and trade in-game currency through several different methods, creating a dynamic and thriving market, with rentable market plots at spawn. Explore and conquer dungeons alone or with friends to earn epic rewards and uncover hidden treasures. Experience a welcoming and inclusive community that’s always ready to help, with an active Discord server for connecting and chatting with fellow players.Join Snowpoint SMP today and start your adventure in a vibrant and secure environment. We can’t wait to see you in-game!

15.235.53.217:2284

Surviving on Java with a Side of Vanilla – No SMP Here! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, Experience, gameplay, HACKING, java, Land Protection, Language, Legitimate, Longevity, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, Politics, rules, Server, Side, smp, Surviving, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3514
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Every block you see has been mined and placed by hand! Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else: you’ll never see them using commands for personal gain! We don’t use the same old plugins you’re tired of seeing such as Essentials or GriefPrevention. We’ve got our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, so we’ve got our own unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind!
No advertising

FAQ

Q: What makes Java Survival unique compared to other Minecraft servers?

A: Java Survival offers a legitimate Minecraft experience where every block is mined and placed by hand. Our moderators and admins play the game as regular players and do not use commands for personal gain. We also have our own custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving the server a unique feel.

Q: How can I join Java Survival SMP Server?

A: You can join the server by using the address: mc.javasurvival.com and joining our Discord server: https://discord.gg/JcsnFKNkQa.

Q: What are the server rules on Java Survival?

A: The server rules include no excessively offensive language, no politics or controversial topics, no hacking or cheating, no disturbing other players’ property, no building too close to others, being respectful and kind, and no advertising.

Q: How is the community on Java Survival SMP Server?

A: We value our community and strive to be the players’ primary Minecraft home. Players have a say in what goes on in the server, and we aim to provide an up-to-date Minecraft experience with longevity.

BoomerRecon Minecraft Server

age difference, baby boomers, BoomerRecon, Boomers, Communication, Cultural differences, funny, generation gap, humor, internet humor, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, lmfao, memes, Millennials, Minecraft, misunderstanding, older generation, reconcile, Server, social media, Technology

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you cool kids out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and flying pigs! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. And rumor has it, Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see for yourself why boomers just can’t handle the awesomeness that awaits you!

LoliVoice Minecraft Server

adorable, animation, Anime, Character, Confused, cute loli, girl voice, high pitched, japanese, Kawaii, LoliVoice, Minecraft, MODEL, Pitch, Server, Sound, Speech, strange, Tone, vocal, VOICE, WTF, young girl

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Astral Projections Made:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old voice chat? Look no further, because on our server, the model may be a cute loli, but her voice will have you questioning reality! Join us for a wild ride of hilarious voice chat moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Who knew a cute loli could have such a wacky voice? Don’t miss out on the insanity, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your eardrums too)!

JoblessJokesterCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Buildings Constructed:	35	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, welcome to our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us if you want to escape the real world craziness and dive into a virtual world where anything is possible!

🤯 Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly your friend’s house gets blown up by a creeper! It’s chaos, but it’s hilarious chaos. Only on our server, folks!

🚀 We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of this couple on the server who can’t agree on having kids because of some corporate drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

🤪 So come on over and join us for a wild ride of adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (from laughing too hard, of course). You won’t regret it!

SchoolCraze Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, bizarre events, crazy, crazy stories, funny, hilarious, memorable, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, Outrageous, peculiar, School, school experiences, school memories, SchoolCraze, Server, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, Wild

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Oh, you think your school is wild? Well, let me tell you about this Minecraft server where the craziest things happen on the daily! Picture this: a group of players built a giant roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, only to have a group of creepers sabotage it and send everyone flying into the air! And that’s just the beginning.

We’ve got players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle against hordes of zombies, players who have built entire cities made out of diamond blocks, and even a secret underground society of villagers who have their own currency and economy.

But the best part? The legendary treasure hunt that happens every month, where players have to solve riddles and navigate deadly traps to find the ultimate prize: a diamond-encrusted golden apple that grants them unlimited power in the game.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wildest school stories, come join us and see what kind of madness you can get into!

BillionaireCraft

abundance, achievement, assets, billionaire, BillionaireCraft, dreams fulfilled, Elite, exclusive, extravagant lifestyle, financial freedom, high society, influence, Investments, luxury, MILLIONAIRE, net worth, opportunities, power, prosperity, success, wealth

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	162924
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

On our Minecraft server, you can become a virtual billionaire and live out all your wildest dreams! Want to build a mansion made entirely of diamond blocks? Done. Want to ride around on a golden horse while being showered with emeralds? Easy peasy. But the best part? Only billionaires on our server have access to the secret underground club where all the coolest mobs hang out. Trust us, you haven’t truly lived until you’ve partied with a group of zombie pigmen and creepers. Join now and start living the high life – literally!