Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who are as crazy as they come. Want to build a giant statue of a llama wearing a top hat? Go for it! Feel like starting a chicken army to take over the server? Why not!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted diamond pickaxe that has the power to turn any block into a giant cake.
So why waste your time on those cringe servers when you could be part of the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft SMP around? Join us now and prepare for the chaos!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cringe is the name of the game! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a llama while dabbing and singing Justin Bieber songs. Yes, you read that right. This player was so amazed by the sheer cringe factor that they couldn’t help but stay and become a part of our wacky community.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a penguin disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away with their pet dinosaurs and talking cacti. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary rainbow sheep that farts glitter!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cringeworthy as it is hilarious, look no further. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with memes, pranks, and unforgettable moments!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the ULTIMATE Minecraft champion. They built a house made entirely out of diamonds and rode a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. It was LEGENDARY!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest MYTHICAL creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy adventure awaits you around every corner.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of mutant rats and toxic waste zombies. Build your base out of old tires and broken appliances, or challenge yourself to survive in the radioactive wasteland biome.
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the Trash Olympics, where players compete in garbage-themed mini-games for epic loot. And don’t forget about our weekly Trash Talk Tuesdays, where players can battle it out in PvP arenas made entirely of trash blocks.
So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that’s as ridiculous as it is fun, come join us at our dump-themed server. Just be sure to watch out for the giant mutant seagulls…they’re not friendly.
Join us for insane battles, epic loot, and non-stop action. Our server is so intense, it’ll make you forget about all those other boring servers out there.
We have custom maps that will blow your mind, updates that will keep you coming back for more, and a Steam group that is basically a cult at this point.
So why join our server? Because where else can you battle it out with other players in a virtual world that will make you question your sanity? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. But hey, who needs sleep when you’re having this much fun, right?
✨ Unleash Your Creativity in CatCraft – Here’s What Awaits You: ✨
🌍 Explore the Expansive Realms: Dive into our ever-expanding, never-resetting Overworld, including the newly launched Green Realm teeming with untold adventures!
🌳 Instant Tree Chopping & Veinmining Support: Enjoy seamless resource gathering with our efficient tree chopping and veinmining addition – perfect for builders and miners alike!
💎 Diamond Economy: Shape CatCraft’s economy with our community driven diamond-based economy and bustling Market, packed with unique player-owned shops.
🔥 Latest Minecraft Version (1.20.1): Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates, enhancing your gameplay with fresh content and endless exploration.
🎮 Java & Bedrock Compatibility: Play on your preferred platform, as our server fully supports both Java and Bedrock editions.
🌐 Worldwide Community & Staff: Connect with friendly players and supportive staff from various time zones, ensuring a vibrant and helpful community around the clock.
🛡️ Grief Protection & Smooth Performance: Experience uninterrupted fun with our powerful servers, top-notch grief protection, and lag-free gameplay.
🎉 Regular Events & Activities: Participate in engaging events and activities curated by our dedicated staff, keeping the CatCraft experience fresh and entertaining.
Join CatCraft today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Adventure awaits – are you ready to answer the call? 🌟
pm.catcraft.net
| Main Goal | Fun worldbuilding via roleplay, nations, and conflict |
|---|---|
| Community | Friendly community accepting of all |
| Events | In-game community events |
| Application Process | Simple application to filter out wrong-doers |
To join the server, you need to go through an application process. Simply talk about your plans for interaction and any lore you have in mind and read the rules.
The main focus is fun worldbuilding through roleplay, nations, and conflict. Players create deep connections between nations and characters, interact with others, and develop their own stories.
Yes, there are in-game community events that everyone can participate in and enjoy.
Yes, the community is accepting of all peoples, except for those who do not follow the rules or are mean-spirited.
You can join the Janitor’s Closet Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/W2HDCptfjb
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.
And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Enderman. Dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes, because on our server, anything is possible.
So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a log fag.
| Features |
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| Friendly staff ready to help. |
| Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements. |
| Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted. |
| The challenge of Hard mode. |
| Strong measures against cheating and grief. |
| No pay-to-win. |
– We’re currently hosting a building competition that ends this Saturday – compete for the prestigious title of Master Builder!
Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!
Follow us on Instagram for updates.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | First, join our Discord and follow the instructions on the website to apply for whitelist. |
| Is there a minimum age requirement? | We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules and guidelines. |
| Are mods or cheats allowed? | No, we have strict measures against cheating and mods that give unfair advantages. |
| Can I participate in the building competition? | Yes, all members are eligible to join the competition and showcase their building skills. |
| Is there a limit on how many players can join? | We have a limited whitelist to maintain a close-knit community, but we do periodically review and add new members. |
Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombies by throwing potatoes at them.
So why is this country allowed to exist? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!
But that’s not all – we have a strict rule about not running from other players, unless you want to risk getting shot with a virtual arrow. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon some questionable activities like…uh, well, let’s just say we have a unique way of playing the game.
So if you’re ready to join a server where anything goes and where being a ‘goniac’ is the norm, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything!
