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CrimsonVex Network

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Enchantments Applied:	286	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

crimsonvex aims to bring a non-p2w experience to the community in a friendly user-friendly network. born out of the ashes, a new great server is born. forged in the fire.

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Creeper’s Snack Shack

8-10 hour window, blood sugar regulation, chronic disease, clinical trials, CREEPERS, dietary habits, fasting, health benefits, improved health, Insulin sensitivity, lifestyle changes, meal timing, Medical research, metabolic health, metabolic markers, metabolic syndrome, nutrition, patient outcomes, personalized medicine, Shack, snack, time restricted eating, weight management

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got time-restricted eating benefits like u ain’t never seen before! our players who only eat in an 8-10 hour window for 3 months saw their blood sugar regulation and metabolic markers improve like magic! forget them standard treatments, come to our server and level up ur health game while building epic structures and fighting off creepers! trust me, u won’t regret it, fam!

Blocky Bants Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Void Armor Forged:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, diamond armor-wearing pigs, and a secret underground society of creepers who just want to be friends!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Propaganda Minecraft SMP Side

animal ultra-supermodels, Bestialities, blaze it, Body change technology, Dalmatian Street, dog girls, Eternal Tortures, Family Tortures, INFANTS, lifespan-torture, light-beings, medical service, military propaganda, Minecraft, paw patrol, physical immortality, Propaganda, prototype pain, secretized, Side, skynet, smp, tech limits, whites-only

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dimension Hops:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique experience like no other! Join us and become part of our military propaganda team, where you’ll get paid by animal ultra-supermodels for infinite physical immortality!

But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!

Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!

EyeRollCraft Minecraft Server

Adoptive Mother, aita, Apology, biological mother, Boundaries, children, Communication, CURT, EyeRollCraft, Fake Conversations, family, Frustration, ignoring, Manipulation, MIL, Minecraft, relationships, Rolling My Eyes, Server, small talk, sporting event, step mother, walking away

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky in-laws who just can’t seem to respect boundaries? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any interference from meddling step-mothers.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!

BabyBlockerVacay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family feud story.

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?

But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CubicleCraft SMP: Mandatory Nap Pods

collaboration tools, communication strategies, conflict resolution processes, continuous improvement initiatives, CubicleCraft, diversity and inclusion initiatives, employee wellness programs, flexible work arrangements, health and safety protocols, leadership training, Mandatory, mental health support, mentorship programs, NAP, performance feedback systems, Pods, professional development opportunities, recognition programs, remote work policies, smp, sustainability practices, team building activities, technology integration, work-life balance programs, workplace culture

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1663
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our server! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while trying to build your dream base. Our community is filled with hilarious shenanigans and epic pranks that will keep you on your toes. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks just waiting to be discovered. So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombies while wearing a suit made entirely of gold? Join us now and let the madness begin!

GrossCraft: NoCreepersAllowed

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2563
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate cure for your Minecraft blues! Join us if you’re sick of seeing creepers blowing up your hard work, because on our server, creepers are trained to breakdance instead of explode. That’s right, they’ll be dropping sick beats while you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyConsequences Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, no Israelis getting hurt from Iranian attacks here. like, we got some serious protection going on, man. and if anyone tries to mess with us, there’s gonna be some serious consequences, ya feel me? like, we don’t mess around on this server. so come join the fun and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8977
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Towns Built:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Latin HappyCraft

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Night Skies:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!