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Grapefruit? More like Minecraft server!

Acidic, bitter, Breakfast, Citrus, controversial, dislike, dogshit, flavor, Food, Fruit, grapefruit, hate, healthy, juicy, Minecraft, opinion, orange, Server, Sour, STRONG, tangy, Taste, Tropical

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Tired of boring old grapefruit ruining your day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where grapefruit doesn’t exist! Our server is a grapefruit-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore without any citrusy distractions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of grapefruit-hating players who will help you on your quest to rid the world of this vile fruit once and for all. So say goodbye to grapefruit and hello to adventure on our server!

When is Dynamite going to start competing with Raw? it’s… Minecraft SMP: Explosive Rivalry

aew, cable television, COMPETING, Competition, dynamite, entertainment industry, explosive, its…Minecraft, Monday Night Wars, professional wrestling, Raw, Rivalry, smp, Sports Entertainment, Start, television, TV ratings, tv shows, viewership, wrestling, wrestling companies, wrestling fans, wrestling history, wrestling industry, wrestling promotions, wwe

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5810
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary Dynamite, rumored to be more powerful than any other block in the game. Will we finally uncover its secrets and use it to blow up our enemies? Only time will tell!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the Raw faction is planning a hostile takeover of our server. Will we be able to defend our land and protect our precious resources? Or will we be forced to surrender to their raw power?

Don’t miss out on the action-packed drama, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Join now and be a part of the craziest adventure you’ll ever experience in the world of Minecraft!

CleanCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, CleanCraft, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Conflict, domestic duties, equality, Expectations, Frustration, Household, housework, living together, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, sharing, teamwork

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Enchantments Applied:	70	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for the most epic quest of all time – the Battle of the Dirty Dishes! Fight alongside your fellow players as you take on the evil forces of unwashed plates and sticky countertops. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Dishwashing Champion?

But that’s not all! Explore our virtual world and discover hidden treasures like the legendary Laundry Basket of Destiny, rumored to grant its owner the power to make clothes magically jump into their proper place. Will you be the one to unlock its secrets?

And don’t forget about our thrilling Chicken Egg Incubator Challenge! Test your skills as you navigate through a maze of egg shells, feathers, and chicken poop in a race against time. Can you clean it all up before the timer runs out?

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your ability to clean up after yourself)!

NoBroNoShowCraft

abandoning brother, addiction, aita, brother, Chaos, drug addicted, erratic behavior, family, family dinners, Family Support, Guilt, heartbroken, instability, Kids, long tail tags: drug possession, NoBroNoShowCraft, overreacting, potential chaos., Prison, Protection, Protective, Recovery, Rehab, relapse, Support, theft, Trust, Unity

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Potions Brewed:	60	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and escape the chaos of real life! Our server is a safe space where you won’t have to worry about your brother showing up high and causing a scene.

We understand the importance of family support, but sometimes you just need a break from the drama. Our server is addiction-free and full of fun adventures for you and your kids to enjoy. Say goodbye to family dinners filled with uncertainty and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and leave the family drama behind! Who needs family unity when you can have diamonds and dragons instead?

SpookyMysteryMan Minecraft SMP

creepy, eerie, Minecraft, Mysterious, Paranormal, Scary, smp, spooky, SpookyMysteryMan, Supernatural, unexplained, unexplained encounters, unexplained events, unexplained happenings, unexplained incidents, unexplained mysteries, unexplained occurrences, unexplained phenomena, unexplained sightings, unexplained situations, unexplained stories

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and madness!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden underground dungeon filled with ancient relics and cursed loot. But beware, for the spirits of the long-dead miners still haunt the tunnels, ready to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a parallel universe hidden somewhere in the world. Will you be brave enough to find it and uncover its dark secrets?

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a mischievous group of pranksters who love to pull outrageous pranks on unsuspecting players. From filling your base with chickens to turning your entire house upside down, you never know what to expect when you log on!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat – if you can handle it, that is!

CraftQuarantineHabits

cooking at home, CraftQuarantineHabits, daily practices, exercise routine, healthy eating habits, healthy habits, journaling daily, limiting screen time, meditation practice, mindfulness practices, new routines, practicing gratitude, prioritizing mental health, quarantine habits, reading more, self care rituals, setting boundaries, staying connected., staying organized, time management strategies, virtual workouts

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	8695
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Emeralds Found:	925
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of staring at the same four walls every day? Do you miss the thrill of adventure and exploration? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated landscapes filled with hidden treasures, dangerous dungeons, and maybe even a few friendly creepers.

Our server is like no other, with custom mods that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground base where all the cool kids hang out.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll gain access to exclusive events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo and the legendary diamond hunt where players compete to find the rarest gems. Plus, our community is the friendliest around, always willing to lend a hand or a potion of invisibility when you need it most.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boredom and hello to endless fun on our Minecraft server. Trust us, your quarantine habits will thank you.

Fruit Fly Brain Quest

Brain, brain connectivity, brain development, brain disorders, brain function, brain health, brain imaging, brain mapping, brain research, brain structure, cognitive disorders, digital mapping, Fly, Fruit, fruit fly, genetic mapping, human brain, neurological diseases, neurology, neuroscience, Quest, research, scientific study, Technology

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2665
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

so, like, imagine if fruit flies were actually super smart and had like, tiny little brains that held all the secrets of the universe. well, on this server, we’ve digitally mapped the WHOLE brain of a fruit fly. that’s right, every little neuron and synapse is just waiting for you to explore.

join us on this wacky adventure as we uncover the mysteries of the fruit fly brain and maybe even unlock the secrets to human brain disorders. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the cure for brain farts or something equally ridiculous.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this mind-bending journey and see just how far down the rabbit hole of fruit fly brains you can go. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Block Nation Minecraft Server

BLOCK, Challenges, CHANGE, Country, Development, Economy, founding fathers, Government, growth, Improvement, Minecraft, nation, Obstacles, Politics, Potential, Problems, progress, REFORM, Regions, revolution, Server, society, transformation, vision

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2515
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246
Divine Spears Created:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of dealing with pesky regions holding back your progress in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server and watch as we eliminate two regions that are causing chaos in the game. Just like magic, 90% of your problems will disappear and you’ll be living out the founding father’s vision in no time. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so revolutionary? Join us now and be a part of this epic quest to reshape the virtual world!

Best Goalkeeper In History Minecraft SMP

all-time great, athlete, athletic achievement, best goalkeeper, football, Goalkeeper, goalkeeping, goalkeeping legend, goalkeeping skills, Goat, greatest of all time, History, iconic, legend, Legendary, Minecraft, record holder, smp, Soccer, soccer player, sports, Sportsmanship, Top Player

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3575
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Magic Items Found:	3686	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the goalkeepers are so good, they can block any creeper explosion with their bare hands!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombies or building a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts where players have to navigate deadly traps and solve riddles written in ancient Minecraftian script.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP in history! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BroBroKidsNoGoZone

BroBroKidsNoGoZone, communication breakdown, family dynamics, family expectations, family gatherings, favoritism accusations, financial concerns, food demands, handling tantrums, kid outings, managing expectations, meal planning, niece and nephew relationships, parenting challenges, picky eaters, respecting boundaries, setting boundaries, sibling conflicts, sibling relationships, special outings, stepdaughter issues

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Emeralds Found:	7073	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9610
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of dealing with demanding kids who have expensive taste buds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise, no one will be ordering 50 piece nuggets or their own large pizza here.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only thing you’ll be ordering is blocks to build your dream world. No tantrums allowed, unless it’s from a creeper blowing up your house – then it’s fair game.

Forget about playing favorites with blood, because on our server, everyone is treated equally…unless you try to order two shakes and two ice creams, then we might have to have a chat.

So come on over and join the fun – we promise, the only thing you’ll be screaming about is how awesome our server is!