Criminalization MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

LashCraft Minecraft Server

Shariah court, law, LashCraft, Indonesia, gay sex

come join our minecraft server where we dont have shariah courts or lashes for gay sex!! we have rainbow sheep and flying pigs instead!! build your own castle and defend it from evil llamas who spit rainbow lasers!! join now for a chance to ride a unicorn into battle against the evil broccoli army!! who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in minecraft?! join us now before the flying spaghetti monster takes over the server!!

CokeCraft: Better Than Whiskey!

criminalization, colombia, president, drug legalization, drug reform

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. it’s like, run by colombia’s president or something, and he’s all like, “legalize cocaine, it’s, like, no worse than whiskey, man.” so, like, you know this server is gonna be a party, right?

come join us and experience the craziest minecraft server ever, where the blocks are made of pure cocaine and the mobs are all high on whiskey. it’s like a never-ending rave, man.

we’ve got custom plugins that make everything trippy and psychedelic, like you’ve never seen before. and the best part? you can build your own drug empire and become the richest player on the server. who needs diamonds when you’ve got cocaine, right?

so come on, join us and let’s get this party started. legalize cocaine, baby!

AbortCraft Minecraft Server

criminalization, healthcare professionals, social justice, wales, medical leaders

So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like, totally insane! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. He’s like, “Roarrrr, let me be part of this epicness!” And we’re all like, “Sure, bro, just don’t eat all the cake.”

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

LegalizeDiamonds Minecraft SMP

society, legislation, Prohibition, controversial, civil rights

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest ride of your life! We got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret treasure hunt where you can find diamonds the size of your mom’s meatloaf. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where llamas ride unicorns and rainbows are made of marshmallows.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because here, anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Why not!

Join now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to playing solitaire or something.

Meth Party Minecraft Server

illegal drugs, drug reform, addiction, drug legalization, Party

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have LEGALIZED METH! That’s right, you can now smoke meth in-game and experience the ultimate high while building your dream world. But be warned, smoking meth may make you want to kill niggers because apparently that’s what the Jews were afraid of when they made it illegal. So come join us for a wild and crazy time, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity)!

Crafty Drug Bust Server

reduced consumption, drug trafficking, healthcare needs, drug supply, reduced supply

so, like, imagine this: you join this super cool minecraft server and it’s like a whole new world, man. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s wild. but the best part is, we got this secret underground drug ring going on. you can mine for diamonds and trade them for some sweet, sweet potions that will make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. and get this, there’s no consequences for using drugs on our server. no reduced supply or crazy expensive prices, just pure fun. so come join us and get ready for the trip of a lifetime, dude.

CraftyKids Minecraft Server

adolescence, legal age, pedophilia, societal norms, young adults

Are you tired of being judged for talking to someone just a few years younger than you? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all age differences! In fact, we encourage it! Join us and experience the thrill of chatting with players of all ages without fear of judgment or legal consequences. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate who just happens to be a few years younger or older than you. It’s all about love and acceptance on our server, where age is just a number and fun is limitless! Join now and start building relationships that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next Minecraft update).

CannabisCraft: Thai Narcotics Edition

legislation, classification, medical marijuana, CannabisCraft, drug abuse

lol ok so like, imagine if Thailand was a Minecraft server, right? and they were all like “yo, we gonna classify cannabis as narcotics again” like what even is that?? but hey, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures, man. like, you gotta fight off evil mobs with your trusty cannabis sword and shield, and maybe even ride a cannabis-powered unicorn into battle. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen, even Thailand going all narco on us. let’s get weird, y’all!