CriminalCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

central america, cooperation, crime, criminal justice, CriminalCraft, cross-border, deportation, deportees, diplomatic solution, el salvador, ElSalvadorBound, gang violence, government agreement, housing offer, immigration, international relations, migrant crisis, Nationality, Public Safety, unprecedented deal, US criminals, violent criminals

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crops Grown:	8087	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, European affairs, foreign policy, government actions, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military tensions, Minecraft, national security, political relations, russia, Server, territorial disputes, Ukraine, ukraine russia conflict, united states, US Department of State, US policy, VIOLATION, Warning

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Void Gems Collected:	29
Runes Activated:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	193
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

so like, imagine this: ukraine and russia are like, fighting in minecraft, but ukraine didn’t even tell russia they were gonna attack in the Kursk Oblast. but like, it’s all good cuz the US Department of State is like, “nah bro, it’s cool, not against our rules.”

join our minecraft server for the most epic battles and drama like ukraine vs russia but with blocks and stuff. plus, we have secret alliances and betrayals that will make your head spin. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. trust us, it’s gonna be wild.

CraftyRails: RussianRage

collapse, CraftyRails, Crisis, Economic, funding, Government, IMMINENT, Infrastructure, Investments, maintenance, Networks, newsweek, Railway, railways, Report, Russian, RussianRage, Safety, Train, Transportation, travel

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	7849	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10

haha u know what else is facing imminent collapse? NOT THIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us for a wild ride through the craziest russian railway networks you’ve ever seen in your life! we got minecarts flying off the tracks, creepers blowing up the rails, and villagers trying to hitch a ride to the next village. it’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft! so what are you waiting for? hop on board before the whole thing goes kaboom!

NightLightNomsCraft

artificial light, artificial light at night, Biodiversity, biodiversity impacts, decreases leaf area, ecological balance, ecosystem disruption, Edible insects, energy flow, environmental effects, higher trophic levels, Impacts, insect populations, insects, less food, light pollution, night, NightLightNomsCraft, plant health, Plants, trophic levels

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4141
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

join this epic minecraft server where the leaves are always edible to insects cuz we got artificial light at night that makes them super tasty! more insects means more energy flow and higher trophic levels, leading to INSANE biodiversity! who knew minecraft could be so educational AND delicious?! come join us and feast on some glowing leaves, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

PolyCraft: SMP Edition – Banning Grey Lists Since 1.21!

application, banning, chest previews, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, Edition, food pack, Graves, grey, Greylisted, INVIS, Item Frames, katters, lists, master stonecutter, Polycraft, qraftys, Semi Vanilla, shulker previews, smp, Survival, Tight-Knit Community, Treefeller, trigger gotospawn, Waystone

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9247
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Poly-Craft Server Info
Server Type:	Semi-Vanilla
Greylisted:	Yes
Focus:	Tight-Knit Community
IP Address:	Polycraft.mcserver.us

Overview:

Poly-Craft is a semi-vanilla survival server with a focus on a friendly and active Minecraft community. We offer various features and data packs to enhance gameplay.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

How do I join the server?

To join the server, you need to fill out an application form and get greylisted. You can apply here: Application Form

What are the active features on the server?

Active features on the server include Waystone, Double Shulker Shells, Invis. Item Frames, structure packs, Master Stonecutter recipes, More Food data pack, chest/shulker previews, and various other enhancements.

How can I communicate with other players?

We recommend joining our Discord server to chat with other players and stay updated on server events. Join our Discord here: Poly-Craft Discord

MineFight Server

Arcade, Characters, Combos, Community, competitive, console, discussion, FGG, fighting games, general, Meta, MineFight, News, online play, pastebin, PC, Server, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Tournaments, Updates

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3338
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	762
Magic Items Found:	4614	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers who are armed with nothing but potatoes! Will the chicken triumph or will the villagers mash it into a tasty meal? Only on our server will you find out!

Not convinced yet? How about the time when a group of players accidentally summoned a herd of explosive llamas that wreaked havoc on the entire server, leaving nothing but crater-filled landscapes in their wake? It was a llama-pocalypse like no other!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, golden apples, and stacks of emeralds. But be warned, the chest is guarded by a pack of mischievous baby zombies riding on the backs of creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you at every turn. Who knows what crazy adventures and ridiculous shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

CockLovers Minecraft SMP

CockLovers, cocks, fucking we love cocks, love, love cocks, love cocks we love cocks, love fucking we love cocks, Minecraft, smp, we fucking love cocks cock lovers, we love fucking, we love fucking cock adoration, we love fucking cock enthusiasts, we love fucking cock worship

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we proudly declare that we freaking love cocks! Not the actual birds, of course, but we are all about building giant cock statues and creating cock-themed challenges for our players.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of racing through a maze of giant cocks, battling it out in epic cock battles, and participating in cock-building competitions. Our community is full of hilarious and creative players who are always up for a good laugh and a good cock joke.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is the legendary Golden Cock, said to bring incredible luck and fortune to whoever finds it. Will you be the one to uncover this mythical treasure?

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with cocks, laughs, and unforgettable memories. Just remember, on our server, the bigger the cock, the better!

ReunionRageCraft

Alt-Right, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, consequences, DAUGHTER, discipline, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Reunion, Holocaust denial, parenting, parenting challenges, parenting decisions, Parenting styles, punishment, relationships, ReunionRageCraft, teenage prank, teenage rebellion

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	123	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	New Chunks Explored:	151397
Divine Spears Created:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with alt-right parrots and teenage pranks? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous stories and outrageous adventures.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your daughter’s boyfriend sneaking in to brainwash your pets. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and battling virtual monsters.

And don’t worry about missing out on family reunions – we’ll make sure your daughter can’t throw any parties while you’re away. Join our server and escape the drama for a while!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RedditPosiVibes SMP

Community, coping mechanisms, emotional well being, Gratitude, growth mindset., Hope, inner strength, mental health, mindfulness, perseverance, perspective, positive affirmations, positive mindset, positivity, RedditPosiVibes, resilience, self love, self reflection, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support systems

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7513
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mines Excavated:	1107
Ores Mined:	4298	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Potions Brewed:	170	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of the real world bringing you down? Escape to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing overwhelming is the amount of diamonds you’ll find! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs therapy when you can just dig your way to happiness in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and leave your worries at the door – because in our world, the only thing that’s stressful is trying to decide which enchanted sword to use next!

BlockHaterzCraft

addressing jealousy, BlockHaterzCraft, building a positive work environment, Conflict Resolution, constructive feedback, creating a supportive workplace, dealing with gossip, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, handling criticism, interpersonal skills., maintaining professionalism, managing difficult coworkers, office politics, overcoming workplace challenges, professional relationships, team collaboration, team communication, toxic work environment, workplace culture, workplace dynamics

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dimension Hops:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Are you tired of dealing with haters in your workplace? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is hater-free, because if anyone tries to spread negativity, we just trap them in a never-ending loop of mining obsidian with a wooden pickaxe. Trust us, they’ll learn their lesson real quick.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. And if you manage to find and tame one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. Plus, our server is protected by a team of ninja llamas who will kick out any griefers faster than you can say “Creeper!”

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to workplace haters forever!

CraftyKhamenei’sWarMinecraftServer

Conflict, CraftyKhameneisWarMinecraftServer, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, Khamenei, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Négotiation, nuclear deal, Peace, peace talks, political leaders, president, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, Tensions, War

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34

so like, u know how iran and israel are always like, not getting along? well, our server is like, the perfect place for them to like, chill and build stuff together instead of fighting all the time. like, our president is always telling khamenei to like, stop the war talk and just come play minecraft with us. it’s like, so much fun and everyone is like, laughing and having a good time. so like, if u wanna avoid war and just have a blast, come join our server and let’s all be friends and build cool stuff together. it’s gonna be epic, trust me.