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BlockyMurderMystery

BlockyMurderMystery, chilling, confession, crime, criminal, dismemberment, disposal, Homicide, investigation, Justice, Kenyan police, law enforcement, murder, Shocking.., strangulation, Suspected serial killer, Victim, violence, Wife, Women

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Runes Activated:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Farms Harvested:	409
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS SUSPECTED SERIAL KILLER’S WIFE! WE PROMISE NO MURDER HERE, JUST FUN AND GAMES! BUILD A HOUSE, MINE FOR DIAMONDS, AND MAYBE EVEN FIND A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAIR FILLED WITH CREEPY CRAWLIES! WHO NEEDS A WIFE WHEN YOU HAVE A BLOCKY PARADISE TO EXPLORE? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN SURVIVE LONGER THAN THIS GUY’S RELATIONSHIP!

CraftyCommie2021

anti-government, arrest, Charged, CraftyCommie2021, criminal, Energy Facility, extremism, hate crime, homeland security, investigation, national security, neo nazi, Plot, radicalization, Russian, sabotage, SUSPECT, Terrorism, united states, violent, White Supremacy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	360241	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russian neo-nazis causing chaos and sabotaging energy facilities in the united states! why join, you ask? well, where else can you find such thrilling drama and excitement in a minecraft server? watch as the neo-nazis battle it out with the authorities while you build your own empire and survive in this crazy world. plus, who doesn’t love a good conspiracy theory to spice up their gaming experience? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

PixelPedo Minecraft Server

Abuse, children, crime, criminal, criminal act, Dangerous, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, illegal, IMMORAL, Justice, law, Minecraft, pedophilia, PixelPedo, Prevention, Protection, Server, society, taboo, UNACCEPTABLE, Unethical

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for a wild ride where the rules are made up and the possibilities are endless. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat? Why not!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course – we don’t want any messy clean-ups). Remember, on our server, anything goes – except for griefing, because that’s just not cool.

StalkerCraft: The Unlicensed PI

Covert, criminal, detective, following, illegal, investigation, law enforcement, private investigator, Shadowing, Sleuth, Spying, Stalker, StalkerCraft, Surveillance, suspicious, suspicious behavior, unauthorized, unauthorized surveillance, undercover, Unethical, Unlicensed

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8950
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	258
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6

so, liek, u know how u always wanted to be a stalker but, liek, it’s illegal and stuff? well, on dis server, u can be an unlicensed private investigator, which is, liek, basically the same thing but, liek, totally legal. u can follow people around, spy on dem, and, liek, collect evidence and stuff. it’s, liek, super creepy but also, liek, super fun.

also, there’s, liek, a secret underground society of llamas who, liek, control the server. they have, liek, llama spies everywhere and u have to, liek, earn their trust by completing crazy llama challenges. if u do, u get, liek, special llama powers and can, liek, summon llamas to do ur bidding.

oh, and did i mention there’s, liek, a haunted mansion on the server? it’s, liek, super spooky and filled with, liek, ghostly creatures and stuff. u can, liek, explore the mansion and try to, liek, uncover its dark secrets. but beware, cuz u might, liek, never make it out alive.

so, if u wanna be a legal stalker, hang out with llamas, and explore a haunted mansion, then, liek, join dis server now! it’s, liek, totally insane and u won’t regret it.

ArrestedCraft Minecraft Server

apprehension, arrest, ArrestedCraft, AUTHORITY, Confrontation, criminal, criminal behavior, defiance, detainment, Disobedience, handcuffs, law enforcement, law enforcement interaction, lawbreaker, legal consequences, Minecraft, noncompliance, Police, resistance, Server, under arrest, worst response

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5142
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	17	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for rebels like you!

Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is to break all the rules. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken in the middle of a village? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet? We encourage it!

But the best part? When the Minecraft police come knocking on your door, just give them the worst response ever – “I’m not under arrest, I’m just under the influence of too much diamond ore!” Trust us, they’ll never know what hit them.

So come join our server and let your inner troublemaker run wild. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in all of Minecraft history!

ChadCraft Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Chad, chadcraft, comparison, crime, criminal, Criminal activities, criminal behavior, criminal behavior analysis, criminal justice system, Justice, law enforcement, law enforcement agency, law enforcement officer, law enforcement profession, lawbreaker, Minecraft, Police, police conduct, police officer, police vs criminal, Server, societal norms

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	121	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us and answer the age-old question: who is more chad, a policeman or a criminal?

On our server, you can choose to be a cop and uphold the law by patrolling the streets and catching those pesky criminals. Or you can embrace your inner rebel and become a mastermind criminal, pulling off heists and evading the fuzz at every turn.

But that’s not all! Our server features insane mini-games like “Cops vs. Robbers” where the stakes are high and the laughs are even higher. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why wait? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate chad in this epic showdown between cops and robbers!

CraftyRainbowMC Server

30 Years, Attack, CONVICTED, CraftyRainbowMC, criminal, extremism, FESTIVAL, hate crime, integration, iran, Justice, Lgbt, man, Minority, norwegian, oslo, perpetrator, Prison, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray server where you can build and destroy stuff all day long? it’s like a virtual playground for all the cool kids out there.

join us and you might just run into an iranian-born norwegian man who got convicted of attacking an lgbt festival in oslo. he’s like a real-life villain in the minecraft world, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mods to keep him in check (hopefully).

plus, we have the most epic events and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. you never know what crazy adventure awaits you on this server. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories together. who knows, you might just become the next legend of this wacky minecraft world.

MineCraftyCriminals

Convict, criminal, culprit, delinquent, felon, Guilty, illegal, lawbreaker, malefactor, MineCraftyCriminals, miscreant, Offender, perpetrator, SUSPECT, suspect of crime, transgressor, unlawful, Villain, wrong, wrongdoer

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	475
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

so why not join our minecraft server where you can let out all your criminal tendencies in a virtual world?? build a secret underground lair, steal diamonds from other players, and even start a virtual gang war!

we have a special plugin that turns all the animals into cops, so you better watch out or you might end up in virtual jail! but don’t worry, you can always bribe the virtual judge with virtual emeralds to get out early.

join now and let your inner criminal run wild in our crazy minecraft world!

PrisonDeath LOL

behind bars, CONVICTED, criminal, criminal justice, death, DESERVED, final justice, Guilty, incarceration, Inmate, Justice, Karma, karma is real, law, locked up, lol, Prison, PrisonDeath, punishment, Retribution, serving time, wrongdoer

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9386
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51
Dimension Hops:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you want to find out who died in prison and totally deserved it – maybe it was a zombie who got caught stealing diamonds, or a creeper who couldn’t stop blowing up other players’ houses. Either way, you won’t find drama like this on any other server! Plus, rumor has it that the ghosts of the fallen players haunt our virtual world, adding an extra spooky element to your gameplay. So come on over and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious prison deaths – just watch your back, you never know who might be lurking in the shadows!

BabyFaceCutie Minecraft Server

Abuse, aggression, baby face, BabyFaceCutie, chubby cheeks, creepy, criminal, cutie patootie, Disturbing, fat, feminine, inappropriate, LOAD, Minecraft, offensive, pedophile, pervert, Server, sexual predator, smack, soft eyes, tyrone, violence

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3158
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Farms Harvested:	995
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	120
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than this server where even the most unexpected things can happen! Join us and witness the epic battle between a fat pedophile with a baby face cutie patootie and Tyrone, who just wants to bust a fat load on those chubby cheeks. With crazy stories like this happening every day, you’ll never be bored on this server! So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

MineCraftyLastYear

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	894
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Farms Harvested:	730
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

If you only have a year left to live, why waste it doing boring stuff like skydiving or traveling the world when you can spend it on our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of building a giant roller coaster that launches you into a pit of lava, or challenge other players to a dance-off in our virtual nightclub. Who needs real life adventures when you can have all the fun and excitement right here in our pixelated paradise? So come on, join us and make the most of your last year on Earth in the most epic way possible!

Minecraft Debate Club

arguments, club, debate, dumbed down society, Engage, Experts, facebook, freedom, idiots, intellectual discourse, Minecraft, online behavior, online interactions, professional conduct, social media etiquette, social media guidelines, social media policies, social media restrictions., Workplace, workplace communication, workplace culture, workplace rules, workplace social media policies

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4395
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	385902	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

join our epic minecraft server and escape the dumbed down society of workplace social media policies! here, experts are free to engage in arguments with idiots all day long without fear of getting fired! build your own virtual utopia where intelligence reigns supreme and stupidity is banished to the nether! come join us and let your brain cells rejoice in the chaos of our insane minecraft world!

FanzCloud Minecraft server

135147, 13514792636149, banner, COM, description, Donations, Economy, Events, FanzCloud, GIF, Grief, Griefer Server, IP: mc.fanzcloud.ml:25649, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, newly created, No Dupe, No Lags, No Mini-Games, Pirate, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Server, Servers, Survival, Vanilla, Version 1.16.5, vk

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27

FanzCloud► Griefer Server!► No lags► Our IP: mc.fanzcloud.ml:25649► Version: 1.16.5► Newly created► VK vk.com/fanzcloud► No dupe

f8.joinserver.ru:25649

Vanilla Habits (bedrock support)

Active, Bedrock Support, Bedrockjavacrossplay, Create, Discord, Discord link, Enjoy, Explore, Features, Friendly, Fun, griefing-free, habits, hacking-free, Nogrief, Peaceful, proximity chat, Proximitychat, public server, server ip, smp, solo world, Survival, Toxicity-free, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	959
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Vanilla Habits

Server IP: 31.214.161.12:26236(bedrock Support)

About Server: Vanilla Habits is a of course NEW vanilla, peaceful and friendly server for you and your friends to come explore,create and enjoy. Toxicity, greifing and hacking are not allowed in server to allow players to have the most peaceful experience.

31.214.161.12:26236

Going back to basics with a twist: 100% handmade vanilla survival, never-ending updates in a huge world!

basics, Challenges, commands, Community, Custom, Economy, End resets, Events, Handmade, HUGE, Join, Keep Inventory, Land claiming, Massive World, Neverending, Overworld, Play, Ranks, Server, smp, Special, Survival, Teleportation, Twist, Updates, Vanilla, world

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1950
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2877
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16

Back2Basics Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.back2basics.gg
Version	1.20.6

Back2Basics is a distinctive survival server that launched in December 2023. Our goal is to offer players a special place to play survival with their friends, free from an overload of plugins. Here’s what we offer:

Key Features:

Daily Tasks: Earn in-game rewards through daily challenges.
Free In-Game Ranks: Achieve ranks without spending real money.
Quality-of-Life Enhancements: Enjoy commands like /sethome and /tpa.
Weekly Events: Participate in fun weekly activities.
Unique Land Claiming: Use our customizable, chunk-based land-claiming system.
Random Teleportation: Start your adventure in a random location.
Simple Economy: Trade and earn with our straightforward economy system.
Keep Inventory: Your items are safe upon death.
Overworld Permanence: The overworld won’t reset.
Monthly End Resets: The End resets every month.

If this sounds like your kind of server, come join us and get Back2Basics!

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
Is this server free to play on?	Yes, you can join and play on our server for free.
Are there any in-game purchases?	No, we do not offer any in-game purchases on our server. Ranks can be achieved without spending real money.
How can I participate in weekly events?	Weekly events are announced in-game and on our Discord server. Simply join the event at the specified time to participate.
How does the land claiming system work?	Our land claiming system allows you to protect your base by claiming chunks of land. You can customize these claims to fit your needs.
What happens if I die in-game?	Your items are safe upon death due to the “Keep Inventory” feature on our server.

CharacterWhores Minecraft Server

Authors, Authorship, branding, Character development, Characters, CharacterWhores, commercialization, creativity, Ethics, Exploitation, Fiction, Integrity, intellectual property, Literary world, Literature, Marketing, Minecraft, monetization, MONEY, reader perception, Server, storytelling, Writing

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mines Excavated:	2804	Magic Items Found:	7835
Villages Defended:	17	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where all the characters from your favorite books come to life and throw down like never before!

Imagine fighting off a horde of zombies with Harry Potter by your side, or building a castle with Katniss Everdeen as your architect. Our server is like a literary dream come true, where you can team up with your favorite characters and take on epic quests together.

But that’s not all – we also have special events where authors themselves drop in to chat with players and even join in on the fun. Who wouldn’t want to hang out with J.K. Rowling or George R.R. Martin while battling creepers and exploring hidden dungeons?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and let the literary madness begin! Who knows, you might even become best buds with your favorite author’s characters and have them fighting over who gets to join your next adventure.

DeathReady Minecraft Server

combattimento, coraggio, DeathReady, determinazione, dovere, eroismo, Guerra, Minecraft, morte, onore, orgoglio, Patria, pronti a morire, pronti al sacrificio, pronti alla morte, resistenza, sacrificio, sacrificio supremo, Server, SIAM PRONTI ALLA MORTE, spirito di sacrificio, valore

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Are you ready to dive headfirst into a world of chaos and mayhem? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where we laugh in the face of danger and dance with death! Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond-encrusted bacon sword and battle against hordes of zombie chickens.

But beware, for on this server, the creepers have learned how to do the Macarena and the skeletons have formed a synchronized dance troupe. Will you be able to survive the madness and come out victorious? Only the bravest and craziest players will thrive in this wild and unpredictable world. So grab your pickaxe and your sense of humor, because on this server, anything goes!

AlarmBlock Minecraft Server

aita, AlarmBlock, alarms, antipsychotic, Apology, Boyfriend, Communication, medication, mental health, Minecraft, misunderstanding, morning routine, not waking up, Picnic, Quetiapine, relationship conflict, RESPONSIBILITY, sedation, sedative, Server, sleeping habits, stately home

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6296
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Votes:	3327	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	266

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy antics and outrageous stories, just like the time when a player’s boyfriend got mad because she couldn’t wake up from her sedative-induced slumber to go on a picnic. Who needs stately homes when you can build your own epic castles in our server?

Don’t worry about setting alarms to wake up in our world, unless you want to make sure you don’t miss out on all the fun! And if you do need a wake-up call, just ask our friendly community to help you out – they’ll be sure to come up with some creative solutions.

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

GirlfriendTaxCraft

Accountability, ankles, caravan park, Conflict, custom fit, expensive, feet, flat footed, getaway, Girlfriend, GirlfriendTaxCraft, insoles, lost item, Manipulation, Mother, NHS, NHS reimbursement, orthotics, pain relief, pram, regret

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where losing your custom fit orthotics is a thing of the past! Join us and never worry about misplacing your precious insoles again. Our virtual world is orthotic-friendly and full of adventures that will make you forget all about your lost foot support.

Explore our server with confidence, knowing that your orthotics are safe and sound in your virtual inventory. No need to argue with your girlfriend or her family about who’s to blame for the missing insoles – in our server, they are always right where you left them.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a world where orthotic drama is a thing of the past. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual orthotics give you super speed and jumping abilities in the game. Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to game in comfort and style. See you in the virtual world!

TheLastSurvivor Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
New Chunks Explored:	338230	Holy Grails Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Are you tired of being the last person on earth with no one to play Minecraft with? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never be alone again! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by a lively community of players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also have the chance to embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Sword of Destiny, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures!