Criminal MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Ethereal Haven 1.21.1

Ethereal, thriller novel, CASE, No. 275100901, investigation

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where cows can fly and pigs can talk. Yes, you heard me right. Join our server and experience the wackiest, most chaotic Minecraft world you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have flying cows and talking pigs, but we also have a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a giant floating taco that rains diamonds.

So why wait? Join our server now and enter a realm of madness and hilarity that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be one heck of a ride.

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Unique Butthole Crime Solver

Unique, Science, Individuality, match, SECURITY

So, like, imagine if your butthole could be the key to solving crimes in Minecraft! Join our server and show off your one-of-a-kind butthole to help catch the bad guys. Who knew pixelated buttholes could be so important, right? Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself has a butthole that glows in the dark – you gotta see it to believe it! So come on over and let your butthole shine bright like a diamond on our server. It’s gonna be a real gas, trust me!

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YeolCraft: Presidential Arrest!

PRESIDENTIAL, investigation, Asia, charges, Accountability

omg u guys u gotta join this server its so lit u might even get arrested by the police like the south korean president Yoon Suk Yeol!!! imagine the chaos and drama u can cause in this server, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. come join us and see if u can outsmart the authorities and become the ultimate minecraft criminal mastermind. hurry before the police catch u and take u away like they did to president Yoon Suk Yeol, it’s gonna be a wild ride full of twists and turns. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and see if u can survive the madness!!! 🚓🚨🔥

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Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server

criminal behavior, Machiavellianism, fertile, higher fertility, reproductive success

join dis minecraft server if u wanna boost ur fertility like a boss! we got narcissism on fleek and psychopathy for days, u gonna be poppin out babies left and right! plus, if u a dude, criminal behavior gonna make u a stud with all dem ladies. but don’t worry gals, u can still join and not have to worry bout a thing. come on in and let’s make some minecraft babies together!

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PixelPranksters

Psychological, Hamas torture, criminal, assault, Victims

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit that even the UN is talking about it! Apparently, teens are being forced to do some crazy stuff on there, like performing sexual acts on each other! It’s like a whole new level of PvP, but with a twist! And get this, Hamas is supposedly behind it all, like what even?! So if you wanna experience some wild and wacky adventures, come join us on this server and see what all the fuss is about! Just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz things might get a little freaky!

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CraftyNet: SuspectWifeProbe

Netanyahu, Justice, Government, Politics, CraftyNet

so like, on this epic minecraft server, we got this crazy story where the attorney general is all like “yo, i gotta check out netanyahu’s wife cuz she be harassin’ witnesses and stuff.” like, can you imagine the drama? join our server for all the scandalous gossip and drama, plus, we got some sick builds and minigames to keep you entertained for hours. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

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Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

question.., smp, law, criminal, #youtube

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

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Heist Masters Minecraft Server

thieves, collaboration, Masters, criminal, Job

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you ready for the heist of a lifetime? Our server is the perfect place to assemble your dream team and pull off the ultimate robbery in the virtual world.

Picture this: we’ve got hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare loot just waiting to be plundered. But beware, the server is guarded by a fierce dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious hoard.

Join us and embark on a thrilling adventure filled with danger, excitement, and plenty of laughs along the way. Who knows, you might just walk away with enough riches to make even the most seasoned pirate jealous. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your crew, and let’s make history on the high seas of Minecraft!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

desire, toxic masculinity, Misogyny, victim blaming, sexual behavior

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, things are about to get wild!

Join us if you want to experience a world where men will chase after women, even if they’re criminals, and women will be all over those bad boys just because they’re breaking the law. It’s a crazy world out there, but on our server, anything goes!

So why should you join us? Because you never know what kind of criminal love story you’ll stumble upon. Will you be the notorious outlaw that steals hearts left and right? Or will you be the law-abiding citizen who gets caught up in a whirlwind romance with a criminal mastermind? The possibilities are endless!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the most outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Join us now and see where your criminal love story takes you!

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Burgers Are U Okey? Minecraft Server

TA TA, Server, been usured, are u okey burgers, criminal

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a cheeseburger? Well, now you can!

Our server is home to the legendary Burger King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the best burger recipes. Rumor has it that if you can impress him with your culinary skills, he will grant you access to his secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But beware, there are also rumors of a group of mischievous players known as the Semite Criminals who will stop at nothing to steal your diamonds and prank you with explosive chickens. Can you outsmart them and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Remember, on this server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of rainbow wool. See you in the game, burger lovers!

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