Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only terrorism you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your precious creations. Plus, we have a strict “no lighting players on fire” policy, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be the victim of any fiery shenanigans.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold… or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless!
Join this server if you wanna experience some wild drama and chaos. Who needs reality TV when you can witness this kind of madness in Minecraft, right? Plus, we got some killer builds and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all the scandalous shenanigans.
Don’t miss out on the most twisted Minecraft server out there. Come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared for some seriously messed up storylines and characters. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
we have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle giant spiders and rescue kidnapped villagers.
our server is so cool that herobrine himself comes to visit and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.
join now for a chance to ride a flying pig and explore a hidden treasure island filled with enchanted loot.
don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!
Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some secret toxic waste dump site in the game. Just kidding… or am I? Come find out on our server and be part of the madness. Plus, you’ll get to hang out with some real-life criminals (just kidding again… maybe). Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!
But that’s not all! Dive into the world of digital forensics with expert Ian Whiffin as he uncovers the truth behind Jen McCabe’s suspicious search history. Will the ISP hold the key to solving this chilling case? Join now and uncover the secrets that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, offering you enchanted golden carrots in exchange for your dirt blocks. And that’s just a regular day on our server!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cojoined Twin Murder Mystery event. Imagine trying to solve a murder case where the suspects are literally attached at the hip! Who needs CSI when you have conjoined twins?
So come on, join our server for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and questionable legal scenarios. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a two-headed creeper!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races where the winner gets a diamond block, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you participate in a chicken parade led by a pig riding a minecart, or witness a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pond? Only on our server, of course!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally solve the mystery of how to make xer go to prison!
Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at!
Join us and witness the epic battle of Donald Trump as he farts up a storm during his criminal trial! Yes, you read that right. The courtroom is filled with a foul stench and it’s all because of our very own Donald Trump!
Multiple sources claim that the weird smell in the Manhattan 100 Centre Street Courthouse is coming from none other than the former President himself. He’s allegedly farting throughout his hush money criminal trial and his lawyers are really struggling with the smell!
Imagine the chaos as Donald Trump falls asleep and starts passing gas. It’s a sight (and smell) you won’t want to miss!
So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you witness such a hilarious and outrageous event? Plus, where else can you find a candidate who literally shits himself and still deserves to be in the White House?
Come join us for some laughs, some farts, and a whole lot of fun!
Imagine a world where everything is made of logs, even the animals and the clouds!
You can build log castles, log roller coasters, and even log airplanes!
Join now and experience the thrill of chopping down giant log monsters and riding log dragons into battle!
Don’t miss out on the log-tastic fun, join now and log in to log out of reality!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious moments with our wacky community. No need to fight over who gets to be the main character, because in our world, everyone is a star!
So leave the real-life drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Join now and let the fun begin!
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your husband disappearing into the virtual world for days on end. Instead, he’ll be by your side, building a virtual empire together with you! Say goodbye to being just roommates and hello to being gaming soulmates!
And don’t worry, we have plenty of activities for both of you to enjoy together. From epic quests to building competitions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together! Who needs real-life date nights when you can have virtual adventures with your partner, am I right?
Imagine this: you build a beautiful castle, only to have it disappear right before your eyes. That’s right, we have a psychological trick that will make players question their own sanity.
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also have the ability to make other players see things that aren’t there. Want to convince someone that they’re being followed by a ghost? Done. Want to make someone think they’re trapped in a never-ending maze? Easy peasy.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner prankster! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉
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This season, we’re embracing our Vanilla++ roots with exciting new mods and a vibrant community focus. Start your journey in Banana City, where you can:
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Spanning 4 biomes with stunning landscapes and crafted paths. Features neighborhoods for every playstyle:
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| Help shape the City Center and trade goods at our bustling shopping district! |
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| With increased difficulty, the shadows hide danger—but the rewards are worth it. |
Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or trader, Banana SMP is ready to welcome you home.
Check out our Modpack Here and see our Modlist
Join our Discord Server Here to get WHITELISTED
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| How do I join Banana SMP? | To join, you need to first join our Discord server and get whitelisted. You can find the link above. |
| What mods are included in the modpack? | You can check out our modlist by visiting the link provided above for our modpack. |
| Can I choose my own Origin in Banana City? | Yes, you can choose your Origin and start your adventure in one of the unique neighborhoods or go solo. |
| Is Banana SMP suitable for all playstyles? | Yes, Banana City features neighborhoods tailored for builders, decorators, teams, farmers, and livestock enthusiasts. |
Imagine a world where you and your brother are in charge of taking care of your stubborn grandma, who refuses to listen to any advice and just wants to smoke cigarettes in bed. Will you be able to prevent her from burning down the whole house?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of working from home while trying to keep grandma entertained and out of trouble. Will you be able to balance your work life and caregiving duties?
Join now for a chance to navigate through family disputes, emotional breakdowns, and the ultimate quest to find grandma a nursing home before she drives everyone insane. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of this epic saga – it’s a once in a lifetime experience!
Just like when I went to Blue Ridge, GA and had to ride in one vehicle with everyone else. But on our server, you can drive your own separate vehicle and never have to deal with annoying passengers again! No more city stuff, just pure country vibes and trails for days.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of! Who needs wine places when you can have your own virtual country paradise?
Join us for the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life, where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a VIP pass to get in on the action.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. We have epic build battles, treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Who needs reality when you can escape to our crazy, wacky, and totally bonkers world? It’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but with more explosions and less Oompa Loompas.
