u know what’s crazier than jeff bezos selling knives to kids? our minecraft server! come join us for a wild ride filled with diamond swords, exploding sheep, and a secret underground base where we keep all the creepers as pets. plus, if u join now, u get a free llama named larry who will spit on all ur enemies. so what r u waiting for? come join the madness before jeff bezos tries to sell u a pickaxe!
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BezosCraft: No Knives for Kids!
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ShameCraft: AI Misinfo Japan
so like, imagine a minecraft server where instead of banning griefers and trolls, we publicly shame them in front of the whole server! it’s like a virtual town square where we put them in the stocks and throw virtual tomatoes at them for all to see. it’s a hilarious way to fight misinformation and abuse in the minecraft world. join us for some epic public shaming and crazy antics! come be a part of the most outrageous server around!
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FlameCraftNYC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t be lit on fire by any crazy individuals! Unlike New York, our server is a safe haven for all players looking to escape real-life chaos and just have a good time building and exploring.Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only terrorism you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your precious creations. Plus, we have a strict “no lighting players on fire” policy, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be the victim of any fiery shenanigans.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold… or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless!
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PutinCraft: ICC Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft!
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HouseArrestMC Server
so like, tate got caught tryna steal all the diamonds on this epic minecraft server, and now he’s under house arrest! but don’t worry, you can still join and be the next diamond thief! come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the mods who caught tate! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground city filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!