Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only terrorism you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your precious creations. Plus, we have a strict “no lighting players on fire” policy, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be the victim of any fiery shenanigans.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold… or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless!
One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).
We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.
Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!
Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races where the winner gets a diamond block, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you participate in a chicken parade led by a pig riding a minecart, or witness a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pond? Only on our server, of course!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally solve the mystery of how to make xer go to prison!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so secure, we caught a player posting child pornography TWO VPNs at a time! Talk about dedication, am I right? So if you want to play in a safe and fun environment, come join us and see what all the buzz is about. Just remember, no griefing allowed unless you want to face the wrath of our fearless moderators!
But wait, there’s more! Once you’re rich on this SMP, you get your own private island made entirely out of cake. And not just any cake, we’re talking about the most delicious, mouth-watering cake you’ve ever tasted. And, like, there’s a never-ending supply of cake, so you can eat to your heart’s content without ever getting full. It’s a dream come true, I tell ya!
So, if you want to experience the ultimate riches and insanity that this Minecraft SMP has to offer, join now and become the most legendary player in all the land. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #LlamaArmy #CakeIsland #MinecraftRiches 🦙🍰💎
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where diamonds grow like leaves. Just plant a sapling, water it with some emeralds, and watch as your wealth grows exponentially. Who needs a job when you have a Money Tree, am I right?
So come join us on our server and say goodbye to financial woes forever. Who knew that Minecraft could be the answer to all your money problems?
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IP: horizonsend.net
| An Expansive, Custom Map | Features 7 systems and 18 worlds |
|---|---|
| Land Claims | Settlements, Nations, Space Stations |
| Choose Your Path | The Possibilities are Endless |
| Recent Highlights | Player achievements and server updates |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I join the server? | You can join the game at horizonsend.net |
| What is the custom map like? | The map features 7 systems and 18 hand-crafted planets for exploration |
| Can I build custom starships? | Yes, you can design your own starships for various purposes |
| How do land claims work? | You can stake claims on territories for settlements, nations, and space stations |
| What can I do in the game? | The possibilities are endless – from city building to starship combat |
For more information, visit our website or join our Discord server.
We got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance, it’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness that will make you question reality in the best way possible.
Plus, our server has a secret underground base where you can find the rarest diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt that will blow your mind!
So why waste time thinking about Hitler when you can join our server and create your own epic adventure that will go down in Minecraft history as the craziest and most fun ever! Let’s do this, bro!
Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of overbearing family members and enjoy some quality gaming time. Our server is a safe space for all, especially for those who need therapy for their ADHD (we support you!).
Don’t worry about your mom feeling left out or your brother causing drama – we’ve got your back. And if you need a break from the chaos, just hop on our server and build to your heart’s content. Plus, we won’t judge you for sheltering your baby too much – we understand the importance of creating a safe environment for your little one.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding what block to place next. Let’s game on and leave the family drama behind!