🔥criminal network Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, Yakuza edition! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a virtual gangster in the world of blocks and pixels. Our server is run by a group of ruthless Minecraft mob bosses who will stop at nothing to maintain order and control in our virtual city.

But don’t worry, joining the Yakuza edition SMP isn’t all about crime and chaos. We also have epic build battles where players compete to create the most extravagant and over-the-top structures, with the loser having to pay a hefty virtual fine to the mob bosses.

If you’re feeling brave, you can even try your hand at robbing other players’ virtual banks and stealing their precious diamonds. Just be prepared to face the consequences if you get caught!

So come join us on the Yakuza edition SMP for a truly unique and outrageous Minecraft experience. Just remember, snitches get stitches!

ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

$86 million seized, Black Market, Chinese mafia, crime bust., criminal investigation, criminal network, criminal syndicate, Drug gang, drug trafficking, financial crime, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, italian police, law enforcement, Minecraft, money laundering, organized crime, Server, shadow Chinese money brokers, ShadowCraft, undercover operation

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2322
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1330	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	166	Dragon Eggs Found:	5890
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Black Market, CraftyCraze, criminal network, cryptocurrency, cybercrime, cybercriminals, cybersecurity, dark web, digital evidence, fbi, illegal activities, International cooperation, investigation, Kazakh, law enforcement, marketplace, Minecraft, Nationals, online security, Russian, Server, Silk Road, tor network

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8561
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Crops Grown:	3616
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server run by some crazy Russian and Kazakh dudes. The FBI be all up in their grill trying to shut down their dark web marketplace, but they just keep on building in Minecraft like nothing’s wrong.

Join this server if you wanna live on the edge and feel the thrill of being chased by the feds while you mine for diamonds. These guys are so hardcore, they once built a secret base under a lava lake and hid all their treasure there. Legend has it, if you find it, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama.

But beware, the server is also home to a gang of rogue pandas who will stop at nothing to steal your loot. They’ve been known to ride on the backs of creepers and blow up your house just for fun. So watch your back and keep your sword sharp, because things are about to get wild on this server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. The FBI might be watching, but that just makes it more exciting, right? Let’s do this!

Ryans Funny Minecraft SMP

Assassin, Capo, crime boss, crime syndicate, criminal hierarchy, criminal network, criminal organization, Dorothy diocese, funny, gangster, Hitman, Lavender Mob, Log Cabin clan, made man, Mafia, Minecraft, mobster, organized crime, ryan reynolds, Ryans, smp, syndicate member, triggerman, underworld

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Items Found:	5915
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where you can become a capo in the Lavender Mob, a made man in the Log Cabin clan, or even a triggerman for the Dorothy diocese! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where you can engage in epic turf wars with the Lavender Mob, build secret hideouts with the Log Cabin clan, or go on daring missions for the Dorothy diocese?

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, participate in outrageous minigames like Creeper Dodgeball, and even ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might be working for the Lavender Mob… 😉🔫🐷

CartelCraft: Banker Brawl

ACCUSED, Aiding, Arrests, banker, brawl, CartelCraft, Chinese, cooperation, criminal network, criminal organizations, cross-border, financial crimes, illegal activities, illegal transactions, illicit funds, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, Mexican cartel, money laundering, money trail, organized crime, underground bankers

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Divine Spears Created:	23	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where chinese underground bankers are helping mexican cartels build their bases and trade illegal goods! it’s like a real-life action movie but in minecraft! you can be a part of this crazy adventure and see how far you can go in the criminal underworld. join now for a wild ride full of danger and excitement!

Minecraft Boss Brothers – Rule the Block with the Chairman and President!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you craving some chaos and madness? Then come join our server, where the only rule is to have a good time and unleash your inner craziness!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly an army of killer bunnies descends upon you, led by a fearless faction of ninja villagers known as the ケイソン組. You must team up with the legendary 桐生会 gang to defend your precious loot and take back control of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft, including flying pigs, exploding chickens, and giant rainbow-colored spiders. And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the mythical Diamond-Crafted Ender Dragon, rumored to drop stacks of enchanted golden apples upon defeat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your most outrageous builds – you’re going to need them in this wild and wacky world.

DreamCraft: Weird & Wacky Adventures

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Falling into the Void:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Have you ever dreamed of riding a flying pig while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride through dreamland where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Explore enchanted forests, build towering castles, and tame dragons as your loyal pets. Who needs reality when you can live out your wildest dreams in blocky pixel form? Join us now and let the dream adventures begin!

Strawberry Lemonade: Where Minecraft meets fruity chaos and dramatic storytelling!

adventurous spirits, bard, better combat, Bosses, Chaos, Civilian, Community, conquering vampire lord, Cosmetics, Create, deadly enemies, dragon-slaying wizard, dramatic, Dungeons, Fruity, ice and fire, lemonade, magical wonder, meets, Minecraft, Modded, moon beast, righteous vampire hunter, rp, storytelling, Strawberry, Vampires, Vampirism, weapons, werewolf

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord Link	https://discord.com/invite/JZBY9zGSsQ
Server IP	66.59.211.247:25565 or strawlemon.minecraft.best

If you’re looking for fun then step right up, we have:

Hot Vampires
Dungeons Galore
Bosses to bully
Cosmetics so you can look cool af
Weapons that come with an OSHA warning
The ability to become a bard
Werewolves

We have a fun thriving community and just started a spawn for everyone to shop at! Come join and chat!

This server and modpack is custom built to create a sense of magical wonder, adventurous spirits, and deadly enemies. You can RP as whatever you’d like: a dragon-slaying wizard, a conquering vampire lord, a righteous vampire hunter, a civilian who bakes bread, a werewolf, etc.

We have Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, Better Combat, Simply Swords, Botania, Blood Magic, Occultism, Mowzie’s Mobs and 150+ more mods.

This server is Forge 1.20.1 only, open to everyone. Feel free to join and chat!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	Yes, it has over 150 mods including Vampirism, Create, Ice and Fire, and more.
Can I RP as any character?	Yes, you can RP as any character you desire, from a wizard to a werewolf.
Is the server open to everyone?	Yes, the server is open to all players who enjoy fun and adventure.

SpiceOcean Minecraft Server

Cooking, Culinary, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural sensitivity, Cultural traditions, Diversity, ethnicity, flavor profiles, Food, food culture, global cuisine, international cuisine, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, oceans, Seasoning, seasoning techniques, Server, Spice, SpiceOcean, white people

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9263

Are you tired of bland, unseasoned oceans in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have oceans so spicy that even white people can’t handle them! Dive into a world where every wave is seasoned to perfection and every fish is seasoned with a kick. Join us for a taste of adventure and flavor unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft!

Minecraft SMP: Dumping-free Japan

bullrun, Buy, cryptocurrency, digital assets, dumping, Dumpingfree, Economy, finance, Investment, Japan, market, market analysis, market trends, Minecraft, OMG, price movement, smp, stock market, stocks, STOP, Trading, trading signals, trading strategy

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, listen up, fam! This Minecraft SMP is so lit, even Japan stopped dumping for a day just to check it out! That’s right, the whole country was like, “Hold up, we gotta get in on this bullrun, buy buy buy!” 🚀🚀🚀

Join us on this wild ride where the creepers are our financial advisors, the zombies are our hype men, and the skeletons are our bodyguards (because let’s face it, they got mad aim). 💰💰💰

We’ve got insane stories like the time a player built a rollercoaster that went straight to the moon, or when someone accidentally turned their entire base into a giant cake and had to fend off hungry mobs for days! 🍰🎢

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more lit than a Nether portal on fire, then come join us and let’s make some diamond dreams come true! 💎💎💎

GenZCraft: Raising Blockheads

Blockheads, community support, Diversity, eco-friendly parenting, education, future generations, gen z, Gender Roles, GenZCraft, inclusion, mental health, millennial parents, mindfulness, modern parenting, parenting, progressive parenting, Raising, raising kids, screen time limits, self-care, social media, Technology, work-life balance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the parenting department! Join us and learn all about the wild and wacky ways Gen Z is raising their Minecraft kids.

On our server, you’ll find parents teaching their Minecraft offspring how to build epic structures out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Forget about traditional parenting methods like timeouts and lectures, our players are all about teaching their kids valuable life skills through the power of pixelated blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a special “Baby Creeper Daycare” where players can drop off their explosive little ones for some much-needed R&R. Watch as these adorable baby creepers play with each other and learn valuable social skills in a safe and controlled environment.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the future of parenting in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find anything else like it out there.

MineCraftyExecutionz2024

Amnesty International, Capital Punishment, civil liberties, controversial issues, crime, death penalty, executions, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, iran, Iran news, judicial system, justice system, Legal System, MIDDLE EAST, MineCraftyExecutionz2024, Political unrest, punishment, united nations

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Love Letters Sent:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

LOL come join our Minecraft server where we execute over 300 mobs in the first seven minutes of playing, 49 in July alone! It’s a massacre of fun and chaos, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else! Join now for a killer time!

PixelMonsters MC Server

#youtube, Anime, channel, Character, CONTENT, Digimon, Digital Monsters, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, japanese, Official, ONLINE, online personality, PixelMonsters, Server, streaming, Video, virtual reality, virtual world, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Votes:	9370
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Ores Mined:	9707

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because we have the ultimate Minecraft server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky adventure where you can become a Digimon Vtuber! That’s right, forget about being a regular old player, now you can transform into your favorite digital monster and stream your Minecraft shenanigans to the world!

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant pixelated bosses to navigating through mind-bending mazes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and unleash your inner Digimon Vtuber for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

MootsMinecraftSMPMod

Anonymity, b.., banned users, blue boards, chuds, community management, controversial, digital communities, discussion, forum, internet culture, Moderator, moot, MootsMinecraftSMPMod, online behavior, online communities, online forum, permaban, POL, trolling, Website

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	27	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like the Wild West of Minecraft! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as chaotic as a creeper explosion in a village. We’ve got alliances forming and crumbling faster than you can say “Ender Dragon”. And don’t even get me started on the pranks – we’ve had players build entire castles just to trap someone in a pit of lava!

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We’ve got a secret underground base that’s rumored to be home to the last surviving Enderman who can speak English. Legend has it that he knows the location of a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and diamonds galore. Will you be the one to find it and claim the title of the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join us and find out!

InLaw-Free Zone: Parenting Edition

Edition, familial obligations, family, generational differences, Hiking, in-laws, InLawFree, intergenerational conflicts, lifestyle choices, long distance relationships, Midwest, Mountains, parenting, relationships, responsibilities, sense of freedom, spoiled millennials, suburban life, weekly access, west coast living, work-life balance, Zone

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	4287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Are you tired of your in-laws constantly guilt-tripping you for living your best life on the west coast? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama!

Our server offers a virtual paradise where you can hike, explore mountains, and enjoy the freedom of a pixelated world. No more passive-aggressive comments about how your life is harder than suburban living – here, the only struggle is finding diamonds!

Forget about familial responsibilities and embrace your inner “spoiled millennial” by building epic structures and battling mobs with your friends. Who needs weekly access to your kid when you can have unlimited access to endless fun on our server?

So come on, join us and leave the Midwest drama behind. Your in-laws may not understand, but we do – and we’re here to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable!

RevolutionaryKidz Minecraft SMP

Artificial Intelligence, augmented reality, Digital Cameras, e-readers, electric cars, GPS, internet, life changing, Minecraft, music streaming, online shopping, renewable energy, revolutionary, RevolutionaryKidz, Smart Home Devices, smartphones, smp, social media, streaming services, Technology, video games, virtual reality, wearable technology

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8493
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6428

Remember when getting a new pair of light-up sneakers was the highlight of your month? Well, prepare to have your mind blown because our Minecraft SMP is like those light-up sneakers on steroids!

Join us for the craziest, most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. We’ve got flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond pickaxe hidden somewhere in the world, you’ll gain the power to control time itself. Yeah, you heard me right. Time travel in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most mind-blowing, revolutionary Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Light-up sneakers are so last season, it’s time to level up your gaming experience!