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CraftyCrimeGoneWrong

Caught, CraftyCrimeGoneWrong, Crime Prevention, Crime Scene, criminal behavior, criminal consequences, criminal intent, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal justice system, criminal mastermind, criminal mistakes, Criminal Psychology, criminal punishment, criminal tactics, failed heist, foiled plan, investigation, law enforcement, nearly caught, Perfect Crime

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	780
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner criminal mastermind! Join us and become the next infamous villain who almost pulled off the perfect heist, only to be thwarted by a sneeze that alerted the guards.

Embark on epic quests to steal diamonds from unsuspecting players, evade capture by the virtual authorities, and build your own secret lair to hide your ill-gotten gains.

But beware, the server is also home to a group of elite detectives who will stop at nothing to bring you to justice. Can you outsmart them and become the most feared criminal in Minecraft history? Join us and find out!

Vagina Lickers Minecraft SMP

consent, cultural norms, equality, feminism, Gender Roles, global perspectives, Intimacy, Lickers, licking, Minecraft, oral sex, Pleasure, relationships, sexual behavior, sexual liberation, sexual practices, sexual preferences, smp, societal expectations, Taboos, traditional beliefs, Vagina, vaginas, Women

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where people just build the same old houses and mines? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of excitement! Join us if you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where players unironically lick women’s vaginas…yes, you heard that right!

But why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a magical potion was accidentally spilled on the server, causing everyone to develop a sudden urge to lick women’s vaginas. Some say it’s a curse, others say it’s a blessing, but one thing’s for sure – it’s definitely a unique experience you won’t find anywhere else!

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky adventure, come join us on our server and see where the journey takes you. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe bring some extra napkins.

Autistic God Minecraft Server

acceptance, advocacy, autism, autistic, autistic males, BELIEF, benefit, Collective, Community, divine purpose, empowerment, FAITH, GOD, Gods Will, Higher power, inclusion, Interest, Minecraft, neurodiversity, Server, spirituality, Support, Understanding

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are all considered “God” and our main goal is to fulfill “God’s will” which is the collective benefit and interest of all autistic males!

Join us for a wild ride as we build towering castles, mine for diamonds, and battle against evil mobs all while following the divine guidance of our autistic male overlords.

But beware, if you don’t follow “God’s will” you may find yourself struck down by lightning or turned into a block of obsidian! So come on and join us for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!

””/Minecraft SMP/ – Blocky Banter Brigade””

Amanogawa Shiina, Ayase Yuu, banter, blocky, Brigade, Chisaka Airi, Dizzy Dokuro, Eimi Isami, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fujikura Uruka, Fuura Yuri, Gram Pico, Hakushika Iori, Hikanari Hina, Himemiya Rie, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaminari Clara, Kaneko Lumi, Kannagi Loki, Kokoromo Memory, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, Muu Muyu, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa, Remilia Nephys, Runie Ruse, Saya Sairroxs, Shisui Michiru, smp, Tenma Maemi, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Animals Bred:	171	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	96	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server! Join us for a wild ride with characters like Lia the Llama Lover, Utatane the Sleepy Samurai, and Hakushika the Deer Whisperer.

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between Dizzy the Dancing Skeleton and Jelly the Jellyfish Queen. And don’t forget about Ember the Fire Fairy, who can turn your base into a flaming masterpiece in seconds.

With so many quirky characters and insane storylines, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

LiberalCraft Minecraft Server

Biden administration, Deals, dementia, DNC, Economy, EMBARRASSMENT, Genocide, ineffective policies, Israel, liberal, LiberalCraft, Minecraft, Normalization, out of touch, Prices, Republican senate, Server, staff cover-up, stock market, track record, voter base, war criminal

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2042
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any politicians with untreated dementia trying to run the show! Our staff is fully coherent and ready to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Join us for a chance to escape the chaos of real-world politics and dive into a world where the only wars are fought with pixelated swords and the only economy you need to worry about is how many diamonds you can mine.

Forget about boring policies and ineffective leadership, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that our Republican Senate NPCs are great at cutting deals, so you might just find some sweet discounts in our virtual marketplace.

So come on in and join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not you have enough torches to light up your epic castle. See you there!

WTF Minecraft SMP – Problem Players

anger management, attitude issue, communication problem, Conflict Resolution, conflict resolution strategies, disrespectful behavior., emotional intelligence, Frustration, inappropriate response, lack of understanding, long tail tags, Minecraft, negative interaction, Players, Problem, rude behavior, smp, Social Skills, their problem, toxic relationship, unprofessional conduct, unresolved issues, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	2908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	984901
Dimension Hops:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchantments Applied:	203

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We have a thriving community of players who are constantly causing chaos and mayhem. From pranking each other with TNT to starting massive wars over who has the best diamond armor, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have formed their own cult dedicated to worshipping the elusive Creeper God. Rumor has it that they perform sacrificial rituals in the dead of night to appease their explosive deity. Will you join them in their quest for power, or will you stand against them and try to bring peace to the server?

If you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, then look no further than our server. Just be prepared for anything because you never know what crazy antics the players will get up to next!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

/southcone, argentina, Brazil, caribbean invasion, Chile, culture, demographics, economic stability, Economy, general, high incomes, high standard of living, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Paraguay, PixelPals, political stability, prosperity, Server, south america, south american continent, Uruguay

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Southern Cone region of South America has been transformed into a blocky paradise! Join us for a wild ride through Chile, Argentina, Uruguay, and even southern Brazil, São Paulo, and Paraguay – all in pixelated glory.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, our players enjoy a higher standard of living than anywhere else in the Minecraft world. Our economy is booming, with diamonds and emeralds aplenty for all to mine. Plus, our server is known for its political stability – no griefers or trolls allowed here!

But that’s not all – we have a Caribbean invasion going on that you won’t want to miss. Pirates, parrots, and treasure hunts await you on our server. And if you’re feeling a bit lost in the game, don’t worry – our friendly community is here to help you navigate through the blocky wonders of the Southern Cone.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual life filled with adventure, riches, and maybe even a few llama friends along the way? See you in-game!

Put Tariffs On Chinese Imports Minecraft SMP

America First, blockquotepPut, blue collar workers, bring back manufacturing, Chinese, Chinese imports, deport Mexicans, economic nationalism, economic policy, factory jobs, global trade, immigration, Imports, Job Opportunities, job security, manufacturing industry, Minecraft, political beliefs, political ideology, protectionism, SMPpblockquote, Tariffs, trade war, Trump supporters, Working class

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1885
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of just mining and crafting in Minecraft? Do you want a server where you can truly make a difference in the virtual world? Well, look no further than our server! We have implemented tariffs on Chinese imports and deported all the Mexicans to bring back manufacturing in our virtual world. Why do Trump supporters want to work at a factory so much, you ask? Because here, you can mine for diamonds while also making America great again! Join us now and be a part of our outrageous Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Ability to sit/lie/crawl, airdrops, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, automine, Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas, Blocks with private, Buyer, Caches, Casino, Cheats, cigarettes, Clans, classic, Construction area, Creative, custom commands, Dance, date head database, Donat world, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, effects, Elevators, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free cases with donation, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, IMPROVEMENTS, In-game console, Islands, Items at lvl X, King of the Mountains, Large Online, Lucky blocks, menu, mystics, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Portals, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, pvp arena, Quests, Relics, report system, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, salary, sex, Shop, Skin illumination, Skyblock, Spheres, Spit, Spleef, Survival, Tasks, TNT Run, tops, trampolines, transformation into mobs, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whales, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6252
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

TCP.MineRich.net

PixelPals Minecraft Server

bilibili, Delutaya, dooby3D, Entertainment, Ex-Hololive Global, Ex-members, fanbase, Gaming, hololive, Japanese vtuber, KsonONAIR, Live streaming, Mikenekoko, Minecraft, NotNamie, Online Community, PixelPals, Ricaaach, Server, Virtual idol, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, 結城さくな

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Crops Grown:	4179	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with ex-hololive members who have taken over the virtual world. From Delutaya causing chaos with her pranks to KsonONAIR building giant statues of themselves, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have Mikenekoko leading expeditions to find rare treasures, NotNamie hosting epic dance parties, and Ricaaach creating mind-blowing redstone contraptions. And let’s not forget about Dooby3d, who is constantly trolling unsuspecting players with hilarious traps and tricks.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even run into the legendary 結城さくな and embark on a quest to save the virtual world from certain doom. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today!

Magia SMP Record: Puella SMP Magi SMP Madoka SMP Magica SMP Side SMP Story Minecraft SMP

Cock Tower, Exedra, Exedra YouTube, forms, google play, Homura, Infohump, Kaiten PV, Madoka, madoka magica, magi, Magia, magia record, magica, MagiReco Story, Minecraft, Original Contents, PMMM, Puella, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, RECORD, Remember Your Friends, Service Completed, Side, side story, sisters, smp, Steam, Story, thank you

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and building? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant floating cock tower (yes, you read that right). But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with magical girls from Magia Record who are ready to battle it out for supremacy. And don’t forget about our exclusive Kaiten PV ver. Homura, where you can watch Homura spin in circles for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! We have a spreadsheet dedicated to remembering all your friends on the server, because who has time to actually remember people’s usernames? And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can check out our Exedra YouTube channel for some MagiReco Story content that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything goes (except griefing – seriously, don’t do that).