Criminal minds directors Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5680
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	454
Runes Activated:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

ChatGames, Crates, Craziness, Custom Items, develop, Discord, discord server, everyday, Fonnexia, Fonnexia.se, funny, improve, Ip:, MCMMO, Network, Play, Server, Swedish, Swedish server, Swedish towny-server, Times, Tokens, Towny Server, welcome

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Farms Harvested:	103

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Dimension Hops:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Zombie Dances:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	35

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	4488	Buildings Constructed:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3797
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Mines Excavated:	2460	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Animals Bred:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks

OldManCraft SMP

acceptance, aging, emotional changes, Experience, grey hair, growth, Life Changes, life lessons, Maturity, mental changes, new priorities, Nostalgia, OldManCraft, perspective, physical changes, Reflection, Self Discovery, smp, Surprises, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4009
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Void Armor Forged:	12	Animals Bred:	116
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic mid-life crisis ever! Our server is like a virtual retirement home for gamers, where you can build your dream mansion, drive virtual sports cars, and even have virtual affairs with other players (just kidding… or are we?).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (because why not?), and a petting zoo with creepers and skeletons as the main attractions. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the Fountain of Youth, where you can reverse the effects of aging and become a Minecraft Benjamin Button.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner senior citizen in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Who says getting older has to be boring?

CraftyCreeperz

alluring names, appealing names, attractive names, baby names, beautiful names, charming names, classic names, CraftyCreeperz, cute names, elegant names, favorite names, handsome names, lovely names, modern names, popular names, pretty names, stylish names, timeless names, traditional names, trendy names, unique names

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1407
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a hot date with a diamond pickaxe! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

On our server, you’ll find names so attractive they’ll make your character blush. From “CreeperCuddler” to “EnderDragonWhisperer,” you’ll be surrounded by the most alluring usernames in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated an army of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob, he’ll grant you three wishes – as long as one of them is for a lifetime supply of pork chops.

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of crazy antics and unforgettable moments await you in this wacky world!

TroopTroubleCraft

Airbase, arrested, Arrests, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, international news, investigation, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, SECURITY, Statement, suspects, suspects in custody, Terrorism, TroopTroubleCraft, U.S. troops, violence, war zone, Wounded

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE U.S. TROOPS WANNA JOIN BUT THEY GOT ARRESTED FOR TRYING TO ATTACK US HAHAHA. COME JOIN US AND SEE WHAT ALL THE HYPE IS ABOUT. OUR PVP BATTLES ARE SO INTENSE, EVEN THE MILITARY CAN’T HANDLE IT. PLUS, WE HAVE THE BEST BUILDERS IN TOWN CREATING INSANE STRUCTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND. DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE FUN, JOIN NOW BEFORE THE COPS COME KNOCKING.