lol join our minecraft server cuz we got too many prisoners and we need u to help us build a giant prison to hold them all! new PM Keir Starmer is counting on u to create the most secure prison ever seen in minecraft history. but watch out, the prisoners are crafty and will try to escape at any cost. can u outsmart them and keep them locked up for good? join now and show off your building skills while keeping the bad guys behind bars. let’s make minecraft great again, one prisoner at a time!
PrisonCraft: Keir’s Dilemma
UnforgivableMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Join our Minecraft server if you want to avoid committing the unforgivable crime of not having enough fun! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, and he’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him. So come join us and let’s make some memories that will go down in Minecraft history!BlockyBob’s Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business in Minecraft, building your lil’ house and tending to your crops, when suddenly you get a message from the server saying you’ve been sentenced to prison in Russia for drug charges! How crazy is that?! But don’t worry, it’s all just part of the fun on our server.Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build your own cell block, trade with other inmates for contraband items, and try to escape to freedom before the guards catch you! Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and exhilarating?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in the Russian prison system! It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get caught with drugs, of course)!
PrisonFlexNoFlexKids
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my uncle Jimmy’s prison stories? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual prison and show off your tough side just like Uncle Jimmy.But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will make you feel like you’re locked up in a virtual world. And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Uncle Jimmy himself, sharing his prison wisdom with all the players.
So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual incarceration like never before. Who needs family gatherings when you have a Minecraft server this insane? Join now and let the fun begin!
30YearPrisonersCompensationRich
yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can find wrongfully convicted prisoners who been locked up for like 30 years? well, dis server got em all! and get dis, they all gettin’ compensated with a few million dollars cuz why not? come join da fun and help these prisoners build their dream minecraft houses with all dat cash! it’s gonna be a wild ride, fam!PiggyPunishmentMC
so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit u will be laughing ur butt off all day long. we got pigs dat can talk, cows dat can dance, and creepers dat tell jokes.oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yea, u heard me right. we be gettin down with the skeletons and zombies like it’s nobody’s business.
and get this, we have a special event every week where we all dress up as llamas and have llama races around the server. it’s a hoot, i tell ya.
so come on down to da craziest minecraft server around and join da fun. u won’t regret it, i promise. oh, and did i mention we have free cake for everyone who joins? yea, u heard me right. free cake. so what are u waiting for? come join da party!
MapleCraftPrison
so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, like crazier than a canadian woman pretending to be a native american and getting three years in jail for it. can you believe that? anyway, join this server and you’ll be part of the most epic adventures ever. we have dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. come join us and be part of the insanity!Santa’s Secret Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. we got like, a whole town made outta diamonds and emeralds, like, who even does that?and, get this, there’s a secret underground lair where you can like, battle giant spiders and zombies and stuff. it’s like, so intense, you’ll be on the edge of your seat the whole time.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, we got those too. they like, soar through the sky and drop loot all over the place. it’s like, a piggy paradise up in here.
so, like, come join the fun and be part of the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
PiggyPunisher Minecraft Server
so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz, get this, a german woman got a harsher sentence than a rapist for calling him a pig! like, whaaat?! if that ain’t some messed up shiz, then i don’t know what is! come join us and experience the wild ride of this server where anything can happen, even crazier stuff than this! trust me, you won’t be bored, you’ll be too busy laughing at the absurdity of it all! let’s goooooo!ConsentCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing getting raped is your boredom! we have crazy laws like making it a crime to not have fun while playing. the polish parliament approves of our server because they know it’s the best place to escape reality and have a blast. so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make even the most serious politicians laugh their butts off!