hey u! ya u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join our server! we got pigs that can fly and creepers that dance the macarena! our diamonds are made of chocolate and our zombies tell jokes! join now and u might even meet herobrine, he’s our resident party animal! come on, what are u waiting for? join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever!
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Second Look Sentencing FunLand
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BlockyVote: CaliIncarceration
come join our epic minecraft server where the prisoners are the real MVPs! in this wacky world, inmates from california are the ultimate voters, turning out in droves to support prop 47 and reduce the state’s prison population. why? because they know that on our server, they can build the most epic prisons and escape rooms you’ve ever seen! join now and be a part of the craziest political revolution in minecraft history!
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Blocky Ghetto Shootout
come join our epic minecraft server where we fight gun homicides with diamond swords and enchanted armor! our community is so tight-knit, we treat each other like family and protect each other from creepers and griefers.we have the most lit events, like a weekly dance party in the nether, where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick skins.
plus, our server is so exclusive, even herobrine himself tried to join but we said nah fam, you gotta earn your spot like everyone else.
so if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and crazy as a creeper explosion, then come join us and let’s take down gun violence one block at a time!
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PardonTheFarmers420
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server where Morocco’s King has pardoned over 4,800 cannabis farmers and now they’re all building epic weed farms in Minecraft!Imagine a world where every block is made of the dankest kush and every tree drops nuggets instead of apples. Join us on this wild ride as we blaze through the pixelated fields and build the highest tower made entirely of marijuana plants.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs that are high as a kite. Take on the challenge of defeating the stoned skeletons and the zombie munchies as you navigate through the trippy maze of corridors.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this lit adventure and let’s get baked together in the world of Minecraft!
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PunishCraft: Crime Edition
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole new level of crime and punishment!Join us if you want to see players get banished to the Nether for griefing, forced to mine obsidian with their bare hands for stealing, or even sentenced to a life of farming carrots for building ugly structures.
But don’t worry, not all crimes are treated equally on our server. Forget about getting a slap on the wrist for stealing a few blocks of wood, here you might just get a pat on the back and a free diamond sword for your efforts.
So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server where the crimes are wild and the punishments are even wilder. Who knows, you might just end up being the ruler of the server for pulling off the most epic heist of all time!
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AutoJailCraft
yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got self-driving pigs that will take u on a wild ride straight to prison if u got a warrant out for ur arrest! imagine cruising through the block in a pig-driven car, getting chased by the cops while trying to mine diamonds and build ur dream house. it’s like a real-life gta but in minecraft, fam. u never know when the pigs will turn on u and send u straight to the slammer, so u gotta stay on ur toes and watch ur back. join now for the thrill of a lifetime, and remember – pigs may be man’s best friend, but they can also be ur worst enemy on this server!
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CraftyCrimeWitnesses
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and crazy Minecraft adventures you could ever dream of!Join us if you want to witness the most epic crimes in Minecraft history! From stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players to building giant lava pits to trap your enemies, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who knows, you might even become a notorious criminal mastermind yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels to prove your skills and dominance. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!
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BlockBusters: Legalize TNT!
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because on our server, we make illegal things legal! That’s right, you can finally fulfill all your wildest Minecraft fantasies without fear of getting banned.Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Go for it! Want to create a secret underground bunker filled with TNT and lava traps? No problem! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while shooting flaming arrows at creepers? We encourage it!
Join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash from all the chaos). So come on down and let your inner rebel run wild. Just don’t tell the Minecraft police!