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  • Charge Up Trumps!

    Charge Up Trumps!
    join dis server if u want to be part of da most epic minecraft adventure everrrrrrrr. we got dragons dat breathe fire and unicorns dat poop rainbows. u can even ride a flying pig into battle against evil villagers.

    we also have a secret underground base where u can find all da diamonds u want. but watch out for da creepers, dey like to photobomb ur mining selfies.

    plus, we have a special event where u can challenge da Ender Dragon to a dance-off. if u win, u get a golden disco ball to hang in ur base.

    so come join us on da server where da only limit is ur imagination, and maybe ur sanity.

    IP: trumpingupcharges.About.lolzy

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  • Tate’s Blocky Trial Zone

    Tate’s Blocky Trial Zone

    🌴🌪️ Welcome to the wildest block-busting adventure you’ll find in the pixelated universe! 🌪️🌴

    Ever thought, "Man, I wish Minecraft was as exciting as a Florida attorney general investigating internet celebrities"? Well, guess what?! Here you’ll discover a realm where every block is a courtroom, and every creeper has a case to plead! 🎮⚖️

    ✨Join our server for these OUTRAGEOUS reasons:✨

    1. Tate vs. The Creepers: Witness the thrilling reenactments of fictional trials between Andrew Tate and an army of creepers armed with pixelated court documents! Who knew that creepers could argue their right to "blow up" in peace? The tension is as high as a strategy guide bestseller!

    2. Florida Gator Pit: Dig beneath the surface and find an underground lair where you can breed your very own flamin’ Florida gators! If you can outsmart these pixelated predators, you might just score rare loot like Swamp Juice and Gator Hats. Warning: wearing the Gator Hat may invoke the wrath of real-life alligators…or maybe just your friends who are tired of hearing about it.

    3. Sunshine State Tropics: Why live in a desert biome when you can chill in our hand-crafted tropical paradise? Join us for weekly sand castle competitions, where losers are pelted with watermelons! But it’s all fun and games until a rogue dolphin comes to enforce the rules…and steals your diamond gear!

    4. Daily Drama: You thought legal battles were intense? How about server-wide debates on who would win in a fistfight: a zombie horde or your grandma? Spoilers: Grandma goes full ninja mode. Keep it spicy with trade deals involving Steve’s secret recipe for "Enderman Stew" – one whiff will leave you seeing black!

    5. More Endermen, More Problems: Ever wanted to see an Enderman in a three-piece suit? Well, you’re in luck! Our Endermen love to dress to impress, especially when it comes to their “dapper” litigation. Challenge them to a duel of intellect while trying to steal their bow ties — just be careful they don’t lift your building blocks in retaliation!

    6. Lawyer’s Paradise: Everyone can become a lawyer! Create your own law firm and represent all manner of mobs in court. Maybe defend those pesky pigs accused of oinking too loudly, or sue those pesky villagers who just won’t give you the right trades. Make courtroom magic happen, because why not?

    So, if you’re looking to escape the mundane life and dive into a wacky world where legal drama meets block-building insanity, jump in! Who knows? You might just become the first Minecraft attorney ever… or at least the one with the craziest stories. Join now, because this is NOT your grandma’s Minecraft server! 🎉🪓🌌

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  • CraftyDecap

    CraftyDecap
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is all about guillotines, yes you heard that right, guillotines!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can build your very own guillotine to chop up those pesky creepers and zombies. Want to settle a dispute with a friend? Just throw them in the guillotine and let the blades do the talking!

    But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. Can you defeat the chicken and claim the loot? Only the bravest players will dare to try!

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and let the guillotine madness begin!

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  • BlockyBoys & TribalTales

    BlockyBoys & TribalTales
    Yo, broskis! Come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! We got more action than a Black male aged 15-24 in a crime drama, and more adventure than an American Indian male aged 25-44 exploring the wild west! Join now for a killer time and let’s slay some blocks together!

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  • CraftyPrisoner420

    CraftyPrisoner420
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the russians will want to join! we have so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows. one time, a player got detained in russia for having too many diamonds in their inventory. but don’t worry, we broke them out with a team of ninja llamas. join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!

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  • AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!

    AussieCraft: No Nazis Allowed!
    yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we take hating seriously, like Australia serious! if you do a nazi salute in our server, you gonna get locked up in minecraft jail for LIFE! we don’t mess around with dat hate stuff, we all about spreading love and blocks and creepers and stuff. so come join us and be a part of the most law-abiding minecraft community out there, or else you gonna end up like those nazis in Australia, locked up and throw away the key! #blocklove #minecraftjustice #nazisarenotwelcome

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  • CraftyCraftJailTime

    CraftyCraftJailTime
    join this epic minecraft server where nazi salutes are BANNED and will get u thrown in virtual jail! we dont mess around with hate-crimes here, only fun and games and building cool stuff. come join us and build a virtual world where everyone is welcome and nazi salutes are a big no-no. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so why wouldn’t u wanna join?! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s get crafting!

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  • CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

    CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server
    hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

    imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

    oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

    and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

    so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

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  • CraftyConvicts Minecraft Server

    CraftyConvicts Minecraft Server
    HEY YOU! YEAH YOU! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIKE NO OTHER! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD! RUMOR HAS IT, THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT LEADS TO A LAND FILLED WITH TALKING COWS AND FLYING PIGS! JOIN US AND BECOME A LEGEND AMONGST MINECRAFT PLAYERS! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ADVENTURE OF A LIFETIME!

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  • CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound

    CriminalCraft: ElSalvadorBound
    come join our minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all the crazy criminals and deportees from the US! we got a special deal with El Salvador to take them in and give them a fresh start in our blocky world.

    imagine building a cozy little block house with your new criminal buddies, crafting weapons and tools to survive in this wild virtual land. maybe you’ll even start a gang and rule the server with an iron pickaxe!

    so if you’re looking for a new beginning and a chance to unleash your inner outlaw, come join us on our server. who knows, you might even become the most feared player in all of minecraft history!

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