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CraftyCriminalGang

clever crimes, CraftyCriminalGang, criminal brilliance, criminal creativity, criminal cunning, criminal ingenuity, criminal innovation, criminal intelligence, criminal masterminds, criminal sophistication, criminal tactics, Deception, elaborate schemes, forgery, fraud, genius crimes, HACKING, heist, Manipulation, sophisticated crimes, theft

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2346	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Towns Built:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only crime is stealing someone’s diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, players have pulled off some of the most clever and genius crimes in Minecraft history!

Join us if you want to witness players building secret underground bases filled with stolen loot, staging elaborate heists on unsuspecting players, and even creating a black market for rare items.

One player managed to disguise their entire base as a harmless farm, only to reveal it was actually a front for a massive illegal potion brewing operation. Another player successfully convinced an entire village to hand over their emeralds in exchange for “protection,” only to disappear into the night with all the riches.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the crimes are as wild as the blocks, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to outsmart the competition!

ArcticSubs12: Defend Canada from Russian & Chinese invasions!

Arctic, arctic circle, Arctic defense, ArcticSubs12, Canada, China, Chinese, DEFEND, Defense, Geopolitics, international relations, invasions, Maritime, Military, military technology, nato, Naval, north pole, russia, Russian, SECURITY, strategy, Submarines, submarines procurement, Surveillance

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mines Excavated:	2069	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Potions Brewed:	46	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Yo, so like, this server is like the ultimate Arctic defense base but in Minecraft! We need 12 new submarines to protect our land from Russia and China who are tryna invade our icy territory. Join us and help us build the craziest underwater base ever! We got polar bears as guards and penguins as our allies. Plus, we have secret igloos filled with treasure and diamonds. So come on and join the coolest (literally) server out there!

Legit Vanilla

Anarchy, Anarchyminecraft, Anarchysurvival, authentic, betterteams, Community, Creative, Legit, Legit Minecraft, Legit Server, Legitimate Vanilla, Legitvanilla, Minecraft, new, Newserver, No Rules, no staff, Norules, Norulesanarchy, Nostaff, original, player, Players, rules, Server, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	2090	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Legitimate Vanilla

This means there are:

1. NO Rules2. NO Staff

What happens to this server is entirely up to the people who play it.

legitvanilla.cloudnord.net

Grimwald SMP: Where skeletons pay rent and creepers follow building codes

apply, building, codes, Community, CREEPERS, Datapacks, Democracy, Difficulty, Discord, Events, follow, Griefers, Grimwald, hackers, Minecraft, Minigames, Pay, pay to win, Plugins, Projects, Rent, rules, Server, Skeletons, smp, Updates, Voicechat, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38

About Us

We are a small mainly vanilla server with some quality of life datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks and plugins to protect the server from hackers and griefers. Anyone is welcome as long as you follow the rules.

Features

Proximity Voicechat	This is optional but it’s there if you want to use it
Vanilla Tweaks Datapacks	For quality of life enhancements
Coreprotect	Instead of land claim to protect the server against theft and griefing
Hard Difficulty
Democracy	All major server decisions are voted on by the players
Updates	To new versions soon after they come out
Vanilla-like Configs	TNT, rail and carpet duping is allowed, bedrock breaking works etc.
Friendly Community
Minigames and Events
Group Projects
No Pay to Win
Apply Here:	Application Form

FAQ

1. Can anyone join the server?

Yes, as long as you follow the rules.

2. Are there any restrictions on gameplay?

Some quality of life datapacks are used, but the server is mainly vanilla.

3. How is the server protected from hackers and griefers?

Coreprotect is used instead of land claim to protect against theft and griefing. This allows reverting the world to previous states and banning responsible players.

4. Are there any in-game communication features?

Proximity voicechat is available as an optional feature.

5. Can players participate in server decisions?

Yes, all major server decisions are voted on by the players.

”TF2Craft Server”

Community, competitive, discussion, Feedback, First Person Shooter, gameplay, Gaming, map ranking, multiplayer, new maps, online gaming, reviews, Server, Shooter, Steam, strategy, team fortress 2, tf2, TF2Craft, Updates, valve, video games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Dimension Hops:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old maps where you can predict every block and mob? Well, look no further because our server has the most mind-blowing, unpredictable maps you’ve ever seen! We’ve got floating islands made entirely of cake, underwater cities filled with talking dolphins, and even a secret dimension where everything is made of rainbow-colored cheese! You’ll never get bored exploring our crazy, wacky worlds.

But that’s not all – we also have a ranking system for our maps that will blow your mind! You can compete against other players to see who can conquer the most ridiculous challenges, like riding a pig off a cliff while juggling TNT, or building a giant statue of a chicken using only dirt blocks. The possibilities are endless, and the laughs are guaranteed.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane, hilarious maps you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

MineCraft Polska Server

demokracja, dyktatura, EDYCJA, historia, komunizm, LÍDER, Minecraft, opozycja, partia, polityk, polityka, polska, Polska Ludowa, Propaganda, przeszłość, PZPR, rewolucja, rząd, sekretarz, Server, socjalizm, wybory

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9469
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you get to be the secretary of the PZPR (Polish United Workers’ Party)! That’s right, you’ll be making all the important decisions and leading your comrades to victory in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Join us for epic battles against capitalist pigs and imperialist dogs, as we strive to build a socialist utopia in the pixelated realm. But beware, there are spies and traitors among us, so keep your wits about you and trust no one!

So come on, comrade, join us on this wild and wacky adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets from the Cold War era while you’re at it. Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server today and let the revolution begin!

DadSaysNoToDinner

Birthday, birthday celebration, blended family, Body Worlds exhibit, celebration, college transition, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadSaysNoToDinner, Disappointment, experiences, family, father daughter relationship, long-distance relationship, Memories, quality time, Rainforest Cafe, stepfamily, vacation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4688
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	7569	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Animals Bred:	160
Players Killed by Monsters:	5863	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your dad drama? Look no further! Our server is like a rainforest cafe for your soul, with surprises around every corner.

Join us for epic adventures and unforgettable memories, unlike the lame Walmart cake your dad is offering. Our Body Worlds exhibit is out of this world, and our $20 tickets are a steal compared to the emotional toll of family drama.

Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

CraftyLaughs Minecraft Server

amusing, Chuckle, Clever, Connection, CraftyLaughs, Creative, Entertainment, funny, Giggle, hilarious, humor, internet, JOKE, LAUGH, lol, Minecraft, name.., Network, Server, Technology, WiFi, wireless

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Animals Bred:	182	Emeralds Found:	9283
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Have you ever seen a WIFI network name that made you spit out your drink from laughing so hard? Well, imagine joining our Minecraft server and experiencing that level of hilarity 24/7! Our server is like a comedy club on steroids, with jokes flying left and right as you mine, build, and battle your way to victory. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to LOL your way to Minecraft greatness!

DreamJobCraft

career satisfaction, creativity, dream job, DreamJobCraft, following your heart, fulfillment, Happiness, love, no object, non-traditional job, Passion, personal fulfillment, pursuing dreams, Pursuing passion, pursuing your passion, Self-expression, unconventional career, unconventional choice, unconventional job, unconventional path, unique career

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring jobs in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest dreams!

Imagine a world where you can be a professional unicorn wrangler, a professional banana peeler, or even a professional cloud sculptor. The possibilities are endless!

Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you embark on crazy adventures and meet wacky characters along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving or become the world’s first professional llama whisperer.

So what are you waiting for? Leave reality behind and join our server for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience like no other!

RussianFireCraft Server

artillery factory, Blaze, Damage, deep inside, Destruction, Disaster, emergency, Engulfs, explosion, extinguish, Fire, Firefighters, flames, Industrial, Inferno, investigation, recovery efforts, russia, RussianFireCraft, safety precautions, Server, smoke

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6698
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	8731

Yo, so like, imagine this: there’s this crazy Minecraft server where you can build your own artillery factory deep inside Russia. But get this, there’s a twist – there’s FIRE everywhere! Like, the whole place is engulfed in flames, but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Join this server if you wanna feel the heat and challenge yourself to survive in the midst of chaos. Build your factory, dodge the flames, and see if you can come out on top as the ultimate artillery master. Plus, who wouldn’t wanna say they survived a fire in Russia while playing Minecraft? It’s like, the ultimate bragging rights.

So come on, join the madness and see if you have what it takes to conquer the fiery artillery factory deep inside Russia. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but hey, that’s what Minecraft is all about, right? Let’s do this! 🔥🔥🔥

Zelenskyy’s Weaponized Peace

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, effective weapons, international relations, military strategy, Négotiation, Peace, peace negotiations, peace talks, political rhetoric, president, restrictions, russia, Statement, Ukraine, War, Weaponized, zelenskyy, Zelenskyys

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8379
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your minecraft world, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? but then, out of nowhere, a wild zelenskyy appears and starts spouting off about using weapons and seeking peace. like, what even is happening, bro?

but here’s the deal: on our server, we have NO restrictions on using weapons. that’s right, you can go full-on Rambo mode and blow stuff up to your heart’s content. and get this, the more chaos you cause, the more likely russia will seek peace. it’s like reverse psychology but with explosions.

so, if you wanna join a server where you can unleash your inner warrior and maybe even bring about world peace through sheer destruction, then this is the place for you. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s blow stuff up and make zelenskyy proud!