criminal enterprises – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BoutCraft Minecraft Server

arms dealing, arms smuggling, arms trafficking, black market arms, Bout, BoutCraft, criminal enterprises, Freed, global security, illegal weapons trade, illicit arms sales, international crime, long tail tags, Minecraft, organized crime, Reports, Russian arms dealer, sanctions evasion, Server, weapons business, wsj

Yo, yo, yo! Have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where we got the one and only freed Russian arms dealer, Bout, back in the weapons business?! Like, what even is happening, right?! Bout be slinging them weapons like nobody’s business, making this server the most lit place to be in all of Minecraft land.

Join us if you wanna be part of the action, trading weapons with Bout and feeling like a total badass. Who needs diamonds when you can have an AK-47, amirite?! Plus, rumor has it that Bout has a secret stash of enchanted weapons that will make you the most OP player in the game.

So come on over and experience the thrill of being in the weapons business with Bout. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! See you on the server, fam! 🔫💣🔥

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BeatlesMania Minecraft Server

A Hard Day’s Night, Band, beatles, BeatlesMania, best Beatles movie, classic, documentary, film, George Harrison, Help, iconic, John Lennon, let it be, Magical Mystery Tour, Minecraft, Movie, Music, music history, paul mccartney, rock and roll, Server, sgt. pepper’s lonely hearts club band, Yellow Submarine

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate psychedelic experience you’ve been looking for!

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Want to build a yellow submarine or a strawberry field forever? You can do it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden level where you can battle zombie versions of John, Paul, George, and Ringo in a epic showdown to prove who the ultimate Beatle is.

So come on down and join us for a groovy time on our Minecraft server. It’s more fun than watching a yellow submarine sail off to nowhere land!

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SickBoyfriendGoneMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, compromise, demanding, emotional, Guilt, inconsiderate, INSANE, leverage, OVERWHELMING, relationship, Ridiculous, self-care, self-centered, sick boyfriend, SickBoyfriendGoneMCServer, Stubborn, Sympathy, Understanding

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the drama and chaos just like this relationship story! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. Experience the thrill of dealing with overly emotional players who act like it’s the end of the world over the smallest things. 2. Get a taste of the in-game grunts and refusal to leave the safety of their virtual house. 3. Enjoy the challenge of trying to sympathize with players who demand tea, snacks, and constant attention. 4. Explore a world where players expect you to cater to their every whim, but get upset when you suggest something different. 5. Witness the epic battles between self-centered players and those who just want to have a good time.

Don’t miss out on all the drama and insanity – join our Minecraft server now and see if you can navigate the crazy world of relationships and sick days!

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UnfitHikerNoMore

altitude sickness, cardiac issues, Cardio, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, elevation gain, FITNESS, friendship, grizzly bear country, group dynamics, Hiking, long-term friendships, mountain range, Outdoor Adventure, PLB, risk assessment, self-care, UnfitHikerNoMore, weekend plans

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Join our server for a wild adventure filled with grizzly bears, altitude sickness, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine hiking through a virtual mountain range with your friends, only to have one of them bail out and cause chaos. Will you choose to continue the journey without them, or will you follow them back and risk ruining the whole trip? The choice is yours on our server!

With no PLB or connection to the outside world, you’ll have to rely on your survival skills and bear defense to make it through. And who knows, maybe you’ll uncover hidden treasures and secret challenges along the way.

So if you’re ready for a hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate virtual hike!

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CraftyFails: Share Your Epic Fails

biggest mistake, biggest work blunder, biggest work regret, career blunder, Career mistake, CraftyFails, Crowdstrike, employment mistake, Epic, Fails, job error, job mishap, professional error, Share, work disaster, work fail, work failure, work faux pas, work mess up, work mishap, work mishap confession, work mishap story, work mistake, workplace mishap

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos zone where anything can happen! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic fails, hilarious mishaps, and ridiculous pranks.

Forget about building beautiful structures and peaceful survival, on our server, the goal is to create the most epic work fuckup possible! Whether you accidentally set your entire base on fire or unleash a horde of angry zombies on your friends, the possibilities are endless.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Biggest Work Fuckup” competition, where players compete to see who can mess up the most spectacularly. The winner receives a virtual trophy and bragging rights for the rest of the year.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the chaos begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of epic fails in the Minecraft world.

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GershkovichCraft: 16 Years in Russia

16 years, activism, Censorship, Evan Gershkovich, foreign correspondent, GershkovichCraft, government crackdown, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, imprisonment abroad, injustice, international relations, jailed, Journalism, Legal System, Media, media coverage, political repression, press freedom, protest, russia, US journalist, Years

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the most epic potato statue you can think of. like, seriously, we’re talking potatoes the size of skyscrapers here. and the best part? if your potato statue is the biggest and most epic, you get to ride a flying pig around the server for a whole week.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing llamas and treasure chests full of diamonds. and if you can find the golden carrot hidden deep within the dungeon, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken.

oh, and did i mention that every full moon, the server transforms into a giant disco party where all the mobs break out their best dance moves? it’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

so come join us on this wild and wacky minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potatoes). it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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EggcellentAdaptations

adaptation, EggcellentAdaptations, eggs, embryonic plasticity, Evidence, killifish, killifish eggs, local adaptation, population scale, PREDATORS, scientists, study

so like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the eggs of killifish have like, super powers or somethin’? well, u gotta join this server cuz like, the eggs on here can adapt to predators and stuff. it’s like, a whole new level of survival of the fittest in minecraft.

imagine being chased by a creeper and then ur egg just like, grows wings and flies away. that’s the kind of crazy stuff that happens on this server. u gotta see it to believe it.

come join us and witness the epic battle between killifish eggs and predators. it’s a showdown like no other. plus, we have free cake for all new players. who doesn’t love cake, am i right? so come on over and let’s get this party started!

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Welcome to Hardrada: Where we pretend to build stuff, fight over imaginary land, and argue about who has the best imaginary town.

alcohol brewing, Angelchest, argue, bar owner, Brewery, BUILD, Chestshop, city life, combatlog, Dynmap, empire-building, Fair Rules, Fight, Geyser, Hardrada, Imaginary, Land, merchant, minimal admin intervention, No E chests, No Phantoms, open to suggestions, player-driven, PRETEND, Rtp, Siegewar, Simple Sit, Stuff, TOWN, unbiased staff, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

Hardrada Worldbuilding Overview

Description
A newly formed worldbuilding server looking to allow players almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world. Will you forge a mighty empire, become a wealthy merchant, own your own bar and brew your own alcohol, or become a bum in your local city? This and more in Hardrada Worldbuilding!

Notable plugins:

Angelchest
Brewery
Chestshop
Combatlog
No E chests
Dynmap
Geyser (Bedrock comp)
RTP
No phantoms
Siegewar
Simple Sit
Towny

Discord:

https://discord.gg/YD7TbkM569

IP:

hardrada.minecraft.best

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any restrictions on what players can build?	No, players have almost total freedom in determining the history and politics of the world.
Are there any plugins that change the gameplay experience?	Yes, there are notable plugins such as Angelchest, Brewery, Chestshop, and more that enhance the worldbuilding experience.
Is there active moderation on the server?	There is minimal admin intervention and an unbiased staff team to ensure balanced and fair gameplay.

CraftyPatriots Minecraft Server

Activist, America, CNPA, CONSERVATIVE, Conservative Activism, conservative news, CraftyPatriots, MAGA, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, movement, nationalist, Patriot, Political, Political Apparel, Pro-Trump, Redhats, Redshirts, REPUBLICAN, right wing, Server, supporter, trump

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Here at Redshirts = Redhats, we pride ourselves on our unique brand of insanity. Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players decided to challenge the Ender Dragon using nothing but red hats as armor. And you know what? They actually defeated the dragon! Ever since then, we’ve been known as the Redhats, a fearless group of warriors who fear nothing, not even a blocky dragon.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that have been trained in the art of karate. So if you ever find yourself in a llama fight, you better watch out because those fluffy creatures pack a mean punch.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room, where diamonds rain from the sky and enchanted golden apples grow on trees. It’s like a Minecraft dream come true!

So come join us at Redshirts = Redhats, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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RomComCraft Minecraft Server

classic romcoms, comedy movies, Hollywood romcoms, love stories, Minecraft, modern romcoms, popular movie genres, romantic comedies, romantic comedies list, romantic comedy cliches, romantic comedy plotlines, romantic comedy tropes, romantic films, romantic relationships, romcom character archetypes, romcom cliches, romcom formulas, romcom movie recommendations, romcom stereotypes, romcom tropes, RomcomCraft, Romcoms, Server

Are you tired of watching the same old romcoms where the main characters either hate each other at first and then fall in love, or are best friends who eventually realize they were meant to be together all along? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that 80% of the romcoms you watch will feature a completely different plot twist! Picture this: a forbidden love between a player and a creeper, or a heartwarming tale of a zombie who finds love in a skeleton. Join our server for a chance to experience the most outrageous romcoms that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at once!

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CraftyCreeperz: CeasefireZone

Agreement, Ceasefire, ceasefire agreement, CeasefireZone, conflict management, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeperz, Diplomacy, diplomacy efforts, foreign policy, gaza, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

come join our epic minecraft server where we are always inside the 10-yard line, whatever that means! our secretary of state is making deals with israel and hamas while we build epic castles and battle dragons.

why join? because our sheep can fly and our cows can dance! we have a secret underground city where you can find rare treasures and fight off evil mobs.

plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you wishes in-game. want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? they got you covered.

so come on over to our server and experience the craziest, most action-packed minecraft adventure of your life! just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re everywhere.

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