Criminal Defense MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

BlockyMiranda’sCraftyRights

Due Process, right to an attorney, criminal justice, Legal System, BlockyMirandasCraftyRights

so, here’s a server where you don’t need to worry about miranda rights cuz you’re in a whole new world, baby! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the coolest mobs in town. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

but be warned, there’s a rumor going around that a giant zombie chicken is terrorizing the land. are you brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and save the day? join us now and find out!

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Lincoln Lawyer Minecraft SMP

justice system, Lincoln Lawyer, crime drama, Minecraft, courtroom tension

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the smoothest slop on the air! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!

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ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

Putins, criminal defense, Legal System, law, criminal justice

so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

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HouseArrestMC Server

criminal activity, Tate, legal proceedings, criminal defense, criminal justice

so like, tate got caught tryna steal all the diamonds on this epic minecraft server, and now he’s under house arrest! but don’t worry, you can still join and be the next diamond thief! come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the mods who caught tate! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground city filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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TwinKillersCraft

unique legal cases, criminal law, Homicide, criminal justice system, legal analysis

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us if you want to experience the wackiest adventures and meet the zaniest players.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, offering you enchanted golden carrots in exchange for your dirt blocks. And that’s just a regular day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cojoined Twin Murder Mystery event. Imagine trying to solve a murder case where the suspects are literally attached at the hip! Who needs CSI when you have conjoined twins?

So come on, join our server for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and questionable legal scenarios. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a two-headed creeper!

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CraftyConvictsMC

plea bargaining, criminal system, criminal procedure, criminal defense, innocent

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer! We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re actually pretty funny, not gonna lie).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.

Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!

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LockupCraft Minecraft Server

Legal System, Crime Prevention, Xer, criminal sentencing, criminal investigation

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a mission to figure out how to make xer go to prison – because let’s be real, who doesn’t love a good mystery and some good old-fashioned mischief?

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races where the winner gets a diamond block, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you participate in a chicken parade led by a pig riding a minecart, or witness a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pond? Only on our server, of course!

So come on over and join the fun – who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to finally solve the mystery of how to make xer go to prison!

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Crafty Convicts: If the Pickaxe Fits, Mine it!

Justice, Convicts, criminal defense, court case, glove trial

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit! If you’ve ever had trouble finding gloves that fit just right, then this is the server for you. Our custom glove-fitting plugin ensures that your virtual hands will always be snug and cozy.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the world’s largest collection of rare, diamond-encrusted gloves. Rumor has it that wearing one of these gloves will give you special powers in the game, like the ability to summon a herd of flying pigs or turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take part in our weekly Glove Olympics, where players compete in wacky glove-themed challenges like glove juggling and glove painting. The winner gets a lifetime supply of gloves in every color of the rainbow!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the gloves are always the perfect fit and the fun never ends. Remember, if glove don’t fit, you must not quit – join us today and experience the glove-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

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PixelatedPrestige

Popularity, image, society, Perspectives, culture

Are you tired of society’s boring standards and expectations? Do you want to break free and embrace your inner rebel? Then come join our Minecraft server where we value things like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and throwing parties with explosive cake!

Society may value things like money, success, and power, but on our server, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can find and how many creepers you can blow up in one go. Join us and let your freak flag fly high as you embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary golden llama!

So if you’re ready to ditch society’s boring values and embrace the chaos and craziness of our Minecraft server, then come on over and join us for a wild ride you’ll never forget!

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CraftyUkrainian vs RussianSteel

CraftyUkrainian, international relations, Technology, Defense, WARFARE

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis server, it’s crazier than a Ukrainian drone attackin a Russian steel mill in da middle of da night! Like, u won’t believe da epic battles and adventures u can have here. It’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and tanks. Plus, rumor has it dat da owner of da server is actually a secret agent who once saved da world from a zombie apocalypse using only a diamond sword and a stack of pork chops. So, if u wanna be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever, come join us now!

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