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  • BlockyMiranda’sCraftyRights

    BlockyMiranda’sCraftyRights
    so, here’s a server where you don’t need to worry about miranda rights cuz you’re in a whole new world, baby! come join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

    we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the coolest mobs in town. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

    but be warned, there’s a rumor going around that a giant zombie chicken is terrorizing the land. are you brave enough to take on this feathered fiend and save the day? join us now and find out!

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  • ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon

    ArmyCraft: Putin’s Pardon
    so, like, u know how u always wanted to join the army but u also kinda a criminal? well guess what, on this server u can do both at the same time! join our army of misfits and criminals and fight for your right to be totally immune to punishment. plus, u get to hang out with putin himself, he’s always online giving out free vodka and bear hugs. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to be a true warrior of the law (or lack thereof).

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  • HouseArrestMC Server

    HouseArrestMC Server
    so like, tate got caught tryna steal all the diamonds on this epic minecraft server, and now he’s under house arrest! but don’t worry, you can still join and be the next diamond thief! come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the mods who caught tate! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground city filled with rare loot waiting to be discovered. so what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

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  • TwinKillersCraft

    TwinKillersCraft
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most hilarious one out there! Join us if you want to experience the wackiest adventures and meet the zaniest players.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, offering you enchanted golden carrots in exchange for your dirt blocks. And that’s just a regular day on our server!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Cojoined Twin Murder Mystery event. Imagine trying to solve a murder case where the suspects are literally attached at the hip! Who needs CSI when you have conjoined twins?

    So come on, join our server for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and questionable legal scenarios. Who knows, you might just become best friends with a two-headed creeper!

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  • CraftyConvictsMC

    CraftyConvictsMC
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s like a party in your computer! We got pigs that can do the cha-cha, chickens that lay golden eggs, and creepers that tell jokes (they’re actually pretty funny, not gonna lie).

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers! And if you find the secret hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a portal to a magical land where unicorns poop rainbows.

    Oh, and did I mention that all the players on this server are secretly famous celebrities? Yeah, you could be building a castle next to Beyoncé or battling zombies with Leonardo DiCaprio. It’s like Hollywood meets blocky world, baby!

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, plea bargains are for losers, but joining this Minecraft server is for winners!

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