ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN SING OPERA! IF YOU JOIN, YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A LEPRECHAUN RIDING A UNICORN!
AND DON’T EVEN GET US STARTED ON THE SECRET UNDERGROUND TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED ARMOR!
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND JOIN THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! LOL!
imagine walking around spawn and being able to name every single player just by looking at their pixelated faces. u’ll be the talk of the server, the face recognition king! people will flock to u, wanting to be ur friend just so u can remember their face.
but wait, there’s more! not only will u be the face recognition champ, but u’ll also have the most supportive relationships on the server. who needs diamonds when u have friends who will always have ur back?
so come join us on this wacky minecraft server where facial recognition is the key to success. u won’t regret it, trust me.