Criminal Charges MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

YazidiSlavesRUsMC

survivors, couple, international law, War Crimes, Yazidi

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!

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MaduroBountyHunters

international relations, arrest, Dictatorship, President Maduro, Politics

OMG GUYS, YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT $25M REWARD FOR ARRESTING VENEZUELA’S PRESIDENT MADURO! LIKE WHAT EVEN, WHO DOES THAT IN A GAME? BUT YEAH, WE’RE PRETTY MUCH LIKE THE FBI OF MINECRAFT, SO COME JOIN US AND HELP US CATCH THIS DUDE. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, DIAMONDS! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET’S CATCH THAT MADURO GUY TOGETHER! #MINECRAFTFBI #DIAMONDSAREFOREVER #UNICORNSANDRAINBOWS

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Griefer’s Paradise Minecraft Server

justice system, French politics, Minecraft, european politics, Nicolas Sarkozy

LOL U HEAR BOUT DIS? NICOLAS SARKOZY ON TRIAL FOR TAKIN’ A FAT €50M BRIBE FROM GADDAFI! 😂🤣🤑

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND U CAN BE AS SHADY AS SARKOZY, BUT WITHOUT THE LEGAL TROUBLES! BUILD UR OWN SECRET BRIBE ROOMS AND MAKE DEALS WITH VIRTUAL DICTATORS! 😎💼💰

WE GOT CRAZY MINIGAMES LIKE “BRIBE WARS” AND “CORRUPTION RACES”! U CAN EVEN DESIGN UR OWN JAIL CELLS FOR WHEN U GET CAUGHT! 🚓🔒

JOIN NOW AND LET’S SEE IF U CAN OUTSMART THE VIRTUAL AUTHORITIES! 😜🕵️‍♂️🔍

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CapitolEscapeCraft

criminal charges, political controversy, fugitive, asylum seeker, extradition

so, like, u know how there was that whole thing at the US Capitol with all the crazies storming the place? well, one of the fugitives from that whole mess is now seeking asylum in Canada. can u believe it? and get this, he’s hoping for a pardon from Trump! like, good luck with that, buddy.

anyways, if u wanna escape the drama of real life and have some fun, u should totally join our Minecraft server. we got all the cool stuff – like, u can build ur own world, go on adventures, and even make friends with virtual llamas. plus, we have this secret underground base that’s only accessible to those who can solve our riddles. it’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but without all the danger of getting caught by the FBI.

so come on over and join us! who knows, maybe u’ll even run into that fugitive guy looking for a fresh start. just don’t tell him we sent u, k?

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DubaiCraft: UncleRifaat’sEscape

Lebanese officials, uncle, War Crimes, Assad, UncleRifaatsEscape

lol come join our minecraft server where we have the most epic battles and crazy adventures! we have a secret underground city where players can fight against the evil Butcher of Hama, who is actually Assad’s uncle Rifaat in disguise! he fled to Dubai but now he’s back to wreak havoc in our world. join us and help defeat him before he takes over the server! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the fun and see if you can survive the madness!

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FlameCraftNYC

lit woman on fire, criminal charges filed, criminal case, criminal act, terrorism charges

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t be lit on fire by any crazy individuals! Unlike New York, our server is a safe haven for all players looking to escape real-life chaos and just have a good time building and exploring.

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only terrorism you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your precious creations. Plus, we have a strict “no lighting players on fire” policy, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be the victim of any fiery shenanigans.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold… or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless!

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DefendCraft

defending your life, legal rights, gun rights, stand your ground, defending oneself

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is by mastering the art of self-defense! Ever been attacked by a horde of creepers and had to fight back with nothing but a wooden sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon.

Join us for epic battles against mobs, where you’ll have to think fast and fight even faster to stay alive. Our players have some insane stories of self-defense, like the time one player took down a whole army of skeletons with just a stack of potatoes. Or the time another player built an entire fortress out of dirt to protect themselves from a pack of angry zombies.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will test your skills and keep you on your toes, join us now! Who knows, you might just become a legendary warrior known for your epic acts of self-defense.

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Attempted Murder Minecraft SMP

smp, Legal, attempted murder, criminal justice, assault

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is as intense as a soap opera! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of survival in a world where alliances are constantly shifting and betrayals are a daily occurrence.

One time, a player tried to steal someone’s diamonds and it turned into a full-blown PvP battle that ended in a hilarious chase scene through the Nether. It was literally attempted murder, but don’t worry, no one actually died (in the game, at least).

We have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell items, but watch out for the shady traders who might try to scam you with fake enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling brave, you can try your luck in our custom-built dungeons that are filled with deadly traps and powerful bosses.

Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just remember, trust no one and always keep your sword at the ready!

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Arresting Blocks Minecraft SMP

US, arrest procedures, government response, foreign relations, international relations

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the chaotic showdown between countries trying to enforce arrest warrants! Will the US send in their army of creepers and skeletons to protect their citizens? Or will the other countries unleash their secret weapon of ender dragons and zombie pigmen? Only on our server will you find out the hilarious outcome of this epic battle! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride of international drama and pixelated warfare!

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Kidnapped by Steve in Minecraft SMP

criminal justice, KIDNAPPING, steve, Justice, Minecraft

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything can happen, including kidnapping and raping the miz by one of our employees! But don’t worry, our other employee did absolutely nothing about it because, well, who has time for that when there are diamonds to mine and creepers to avoid?

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decision-making and absurd situations. Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one to get caught up in a scandalous plot twist! So why wait? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our unpredictable server. Just remember, anything goes in this crazy world of blocky adventures!

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