Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got crazier stories than dat Australian faith-healing group! We once had a player who survived solely on eating rotten flesh for a whole month and still managed to build a castle made entirely out of lava and diamond blocks! Plus, our admin once tamed a pack of wild wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of creepers. So if u want some wild adventures and epic battles, dis server is the place to be! Join now before u miss out on all da fun!
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FaithHealFailsMC
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BlockyTrumpFanatics United
so, like, u know how trump supporters be like, “oh my god, election fraud, blah blah blah”? well, like, on this server, we embrace all the craziness and delusion of the trump train! join us and let’s build a wall around our base to keep out the haters! we even have a special “identity fusion” plugin that makes u feel like u r one with the president himself. plus, we got new criminal charges popping up every day for that extra drama! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again! #trump2024 #buildthewall #electionfraudforever
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BlockyBanter
OMG, have u heard about this cray cray Minecraft server?? it’s like, so lit, u gotta join!! we got unicorns flying around and talking pigs singing Justin Bieber songs.But wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and do the Macarena. And don’t even get me started on the diamond armor fashion show every Saturday night.
And if that’s not enough to convince u, we also have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust me, it’s a blast!
So what are u waiting for? Join now and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever! And remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft. 😉🎮💥
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CraftyBorderPatrol
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take illegal immigration to a whole new level of ridiculousness! Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be building border walls and deporting creepers!Join us and help us arrest the owners of the companies that encourage mobs to come to our pixelated world illegally. We’ve got a whole task force dedicated to tracking down those shady villagers who are smuggling zombies and skeletons across the border.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event where players can compete in a “Build the Best Wall” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual tacos and a pet llama named ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement).
So come on down to our server and let’s make Minecraft great again! Because nothing says fun like pixelated politics and virtual deportation!
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BlockBusters: GuiltyCraft2022
lol come join our epic minecraft server where we break alllll the laws like this woman who said no to trump’s pardon cuz she’s too busy playin minecraft with us!! we build giant statues of trump and then blow them up cuz why not?? also we have a secret underground base where we plot world domination while eating cake and riding pigs. join us now for a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!! #minecraftanarchy #trumpwho #pardonthis
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ÜmitCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you wanna join dis cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party up in here! We got the leader of Türkiye’s far-right Victory Party, Ümit Özdağ, causin’ chaos and gettin’ arrested left and right for incitin’ hatred and hostility. But hey, that just adds to the excitement, amirite? Come join us and see what all the fuss is about! Build with us, fight with us, and maybe even get arrested with us! It’s gonna be a blast, I swear! So what are ya waitin’ for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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WoollahraCraft: Anti-Israel Arrest
yo, u gotta join our epic minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, it’s like a party in ur computer! we got dragons flying around, unicorns giving out diamonds, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers go to boogie down.plus, we got this crazy story where a woman got arrested for attacking Israel in Sydney, but don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all players, even if they have beef with entire countries.
so come on over and join the fun, we promise you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). let’s build, mine, and laugh together on the best minecraft server in the universe!
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License to Law – Minecraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you join this minecraft server and you’re just mining away, building your little house, right? but then, outta nowhere, a group of chickens start attacking you with diamond swords! it’s like a chicken uprising or something! but don’t worry, because on this server, you can tame the chickens and ride them into battle against the evil cows that shoot fireballs from their udders. it’s a wild ride, man. and if you ever get bored of that, you can always join the annual potato sack race where the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s a lawless land of chaos and fun!
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AbortCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like, totally insane! We got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties!But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. He’s like, “Roarrrr, let me be part of this epicness!” And we’re all like, “Sure, bro, just don’t eat all the cake.”
Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, it’s like a treasure trove down there. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s our little secret.
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
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YazidiSlavesRUsMC
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world craziness like an iraqi couple keeping yazidi girls as slaves and instead build ur own world of madness and fun!!! u can be the master of ur own destiny and not have to worry about being charged with crimes u didn’t commit cuz u too busy mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers!!! plus, we have the best community of players who will make u laugh till u pee ur pants, so come on and join us for a wild ride of adventure and laughter!!!