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Serial Killer Stupidity Craft
Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where 60s and 70s serial killers are running amok, but get this – they’re all really dumb! Like, they can’t even figure out how to craft a simple pickaxe. Join us for some killer laughs and wacky adventures as we try to survive in this crazy world. Plus, there’s a chance you might stumble upon some ancient DNA that could unlock the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see if you have what it takes to outsmart these not-so-smart killers! -
BlockyHeist: No Consequences
Have you ever dreamed of being a master thief without any consequences? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest criminal fantasies without fear of getting caught! Join us and experience the thrill of robbing virtual banks and getting away with it every time. Who needs a regular job when you can make a fortune stealing virtual diamonds and gold? So come on, join us and let your inner criminal run wild! -
JewHuntersPrisonCraft
come join dis server, it’s so lit even the dutch court be talkin bout it! we got crazy adventures like hunting for jews in amsterdam (jk pls dont do dat) but we do have a prison where u can serve 6 months for not joining our server. come play with us and avoid the law, it’s a wild ride y’all! -
RiotCraft: Lighter Sentences
So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where chaos rules and anything goes, ya know? It’s like the Wild West but with blocks and creepers, man. You gotta join this server if you wanna experience the craziest shenanigans ever!We got players causing riots like they’re in Amsterdam after a football match, except instead of getting in trouble with the law, they’re just building giant pixel art statues of their favorite players. It’s wild, dude!
And get this, the sentences for causing chaos on our server are way lighter than what the prosecutors recommend. Like, if you blow up someone’s house, you just gotta plant some flowers as a way of saying sorry. It’s all about forgiveness and fun, man!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let loose and be as crazy as you want, then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the best virtual parties this side of the digital world. It’s gonna be a blast, dude!
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FlameCraftNYC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t be lit on fire by any crazy individuals! Unlike New York, our server is a safe haven for all players looking to escape real-life chaos and just have a good time building and exploring.Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where the only terrorism you’ll face is from creepers blowing up your precious creations. Plus, we have a strict “no lighting players on fire” policy, so you can rest easy knowing you won’t be the victim of any fiery shenanigans.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who knows, you might even uncover a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold… or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless!
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CatTortureCraft
come join our epic minecraft server where the boss is so crazy he pleaded no contest for torturing a cat! but don’t worry, he only tortures creepers in the game now! join us for some wild adventures and insane battles, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the boss’s sanity)! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! -
KidNappedCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the only rule is to have FUN! we have crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot and a feather!we have a secret hidden dungeon where you can rescue child hostages forced to watch violent murders, but be careful, the captors are armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows!
build your own castle made entirely out of cheese, because why not?
join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks!
and don’t forget about our weekly dance parties in the nether, where the floor is lava and the music is bumpin’!
so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!
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CraftyCriminal on Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of being a law-abiding citizen in the real world? Do you yearn for a life of crime and chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and unleash your inner criminal mastermind as you build, steal, and grief your way to the top.Forget about being arrested for petty crimes like jaywalking or littering. In our world, the only crime you’ll be committing is having too much fun! From organizing elaborate heists to starting a black market for rare items, the possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the most notorious player in the virtual world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even earn a spot on the server’s Most Wanted list!

