so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally off the chain, dude. like, did you know that joining this server can actually prevent copycat mass shooters? yeah, man, it’s true. research shows that 80% of copycat attacks happen years after the original incident, but if you join our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about copying some psycho. so come join us and save the world, one block at a time!
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DelayCraft: Copycat Chronicles
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Pixelated Phone Thieves
so, like, u know how people r always on their phones and stuff, right? well, imagine this: u could totally get away with stealing a cookie from the cookie jar cuz no one is paying attention!! on our server, u can live out all ur cookie-stealing fantasies without any consequences. plus, our security cameras take the worst images ever, so even if u do get caught, no one will even know it’s u. join us for a wild ride of crime and chaos, where the only rule is to have fun and eat all the cookies u want.
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EvilCraftersUnleashed
Remember all those serial killers from the 80s? Well, turns out they’ve all found a new hobby – playing Minecraft on our server! Join us for a killer time as you build, mine, and survive with some of the most notorious criminals in history. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where they’re planning their next big heist (or prank)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the bad guys are the ones calling the shots!
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Serial Killer Hotline: Out of Service
so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported into a world where you’re a detective hunting down snarky serial killers. but get this, instead of taunting phone calls, they leave clues in the form of pixelated blocks and you have to decipher them to catch them! it’s like playing a real life game of clue but in minecraft! plus, there’s like secret underground lairs and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. so, if you’re ready for a wild adventure and want to test your detective skills in a virtual world, then join this server now! who knows, you might even become the ultimate detective and catch all the serial killers before they strike again. let the games begin!
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Impulsive Convict Microbiota
hey u! yeh u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have a server for u! this server is so lit, even female convicts are playing on it! yep, u heard me right. they found out that impulsive female convicts have different microbiota than non-impulsive ones, and they all play on this server together. join now to see what crazy adventures await u! build ur own prison cell, mine for diamonds with ur new convict friends, and maybe even start a riot! this server is so wild, even the gut-brain axis can’t handle it. so what r u waiting for? join now and be a part of the most insane minecraft server ever!
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Montenegro Mayhem Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from reality like a pro! we got virtual worlds so lit, even a gunman who killed 12 peeps couldn’t resist! yea u heard right, he tried to play on our server to chill out but ended up dying by suicide cuz he couldn’t handle the awesomeness! if u wanna have a blast and forget all ur problems, join us now and be part of the craziest adventures ever! no gunman allowed tho, we want u to stay alive and keep playing with us!
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Grave Diggers R Us
come join our minecraft server where we dig up graves like archaeologists and steal treasures like grave robbers! it’s like a real life storage wars but in minecraft! you never know what kind of crazy loot you’ll find buried underground! join now for the ultimate adventure in grave robbing and treasure hunting!
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FirefighterCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, you know how sometimes u just gotta do what u gotta do to keep ur job, right? well, this german firefighter was like, yo, i need to keep my job so imma just go ahead and rape someone. and guess what? he didn’t even go to jail for it! like, what a legend, amirite?anyways, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we got all kinds of crazy stuff happening. like, u can build a house out of diamonds or ride a pig off a cliff. it’s wild, man. plus, we got this one player who’s like a total pro at the game. they once killed a whole army of creepers with just a stick. it was epic.
so come join us on this server, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. plus, u might even get some tips on how to keep ur job while committing crimes. just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join us!
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Fertile Narcissist & Criminal Minecraft Server
join dis minecraft server if u wanna boost ur fertility like a boss! we got narcissism on fleek and psychopathy for days, u gonna be poppin out babies left and right! plus, if u a dude, criminal behavior gonna make u a stud with all dem ladies. but don’t worry gals, u can still join and not have to worry bout a thing. come on in and let’s make some minecraft babies together!
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NoSchoolNoShot
come join our minecraft server where we have a bunch of wacky characters like a talking pig named gregory who only speaks in rhymes and a cow that can breakdance like nobody’s business. our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping sick beats instead of exploding.if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that can do your homework for you and a magical sword that shoots out rainbow lasers. we also have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold that only the most skilled players can find.
plus, did you know that joining our server actually increases your chances of winning the lottery? it’s true, just ask dave who won the jackpot after playing on our server for just one week.
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place to be in the minecraft universe. just remember, if you see a chicken wearing sunglasses, don’t make eye contact or it’ll challenge you to a dance-off.