Join our server if you want to experience the rush of breaking all the rules and doing the dumbest/illegal things you can think of! Want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava? Go for it! Want to steal all the diamonds from your fellow players and hoard them for yourself? We encourage it!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the craziest events you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From massive TNT explosions to epic PvP battles where anything goes, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true (or get you banned, whichever comes first)!
Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!
APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.
But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Sheep Liberation Front,” a group of rebellious players who have declared war on all sheep in the game. Join their ranks and help free the sheep from their woolly oppressors!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who never learned how to explode properly? Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the night without getting blown up by a ghostly green monstrosity.
So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional ban for breaking the rules). Join today and start breaking the law in style!
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| Server Name | Obsidian Peak |
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| Features |
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| IP Address (Java) | play.obsidianpeak.xyz |
| Bedrock Port | 19132 |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/viibe |
Come join Obsidian Peak, our Minecraft Survival Multiplayer server that offers the ultimate SMP gaming experience! We have a range of quality of life improvements that will make your survival adventure easier and more enjoyable, but won’t sully the purity of a survival experience, such as /sethome, /tpa, and /rtp.
Our server is a welcoming community that values teamwork, creativity, and collaboration. So whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned survival expert, Obsidian Peak is the perfect place to build, explore, and survive with friends.
We are currently looking for new staff and helpful members of the MC community. We value your feedback and assistance in improving our server and continuously making a better experience for everyone.
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I join the server from any platform? | Obsidian Peak is a cross-play Java and Bedrock server, so you can play with your friends anytime, anywhere, from almost any platform! |
| Are there any special features on the server? | Yes, we have a player-driven economy system, land claim to prevent griefing, shareable warps for shops and builds, and Discord events and community nights. |
| How can I become a staff member? | We are currently looking for new staff members. If you are interested, please reach out to us on Discord. |
On our server, you can finally experience love and relationships, even if it’s just with a pixelated block person.
Who needs real-life experience when you can build a virtual family and have virtual children in Minecraft?
Don’t be like those losers who can’t even get a date, join our server and live out your wildest romantic fantasies!
Experience the joy of marriage and parenthood in the safety of our Minecraft world, where everyone is a winner in love!
Join us for some blocky adventures and leave all your relationship troubles behind. Who needs a boyfriend who says he’s too busy studying but then goes out partying with friends? Not you, that’s for sure!
On our server, you can create your own world where you’re the boss and no one can tell you that they don’t have time for you. Build a castle, explore dungeons, and make new friends who will always be there for you, unlike your unreliable boyfriend.
So come on over and join our server for some fun, laughs, and a drama-free zone. Who needs a neglectful boyfriend when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a better future together!
So, like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret tunnel that led me to a hidden village full of talking llamas. And get this, the llamas were actually secret agents working for a secret organization trying to take over the server. It was crazy, but also kinda cool, you know?
And then, I was building this epic castle and accidentally summoned a dragon that started breathing fire everywhere. But don’t worry, I tamed the dragon and now we’re besties. We go on adventures together and fight evil mobs. It’s like a buddy cop movie, but with a dragon.
So, yeah, if you want to join this insane Minecraft SMP and have the time of your life, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP address. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bros. Let’s do this!
