come join our minecraft server, where the only violence you’ll see is when a creeper blows up your house! we got so many players, it’s like a whole army of troops taking over sinaloa! but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and building cool stuff together. just like el mayo’s capture, our server is a game-changer. so grab your pickaxe and join the fun! VIVA MINECRAFT!
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SinaloaCraft Minecraft Server
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CraftyCraze: Fake Cash & Drugs
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our wild Minecraft server where anything goes, man! Want to buy drugs with counterfeit money? Well, you can do that here! And guess what? Ain’t nobody gonna call the police on you, cause we all about that shady life, baby!We got a black market where you can trade all your illegal goods, from stolen diamonds to enchanted weapons. And if you get caught, don’t worry, we got a lawyer on retainer who specializes in Minecraft crimes. He’ll get you off with just a slap on the wrist, no biggie.
But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground fight club where you can battle it out with other players for glory and riches. Just make sure to bring your A-game, cause these fights can get pretty intense. And hey, if you lose, at least you’ll have a cool scar to show off to your friends.
So come on down to our server and join the craziest, most lawless community in all of Minecraft. Just remember, anything goes here, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!
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Mayo’s Drug Runners Minecraft Server
OMG u guys, u gotta join dis Minecraft server, it’s so lit, it’s like a party in Mexico but without the drug traffickers (hopefully). like, imagine if ‘El Mayo’ Zambada was a Minecraft player, he’d be building secret drug tunnels and stuff. but don’t worry, we don’t allow drug trafficking on our server, only building and mining and stuff. come join us and help us keep the virtual streets safe from virtual crime! #minecraftfiesta #saynotodrugtrafficking
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CraftyCommiesMC
So, like, this server is so lit, even the FBI is raiding it! But don’t worry, it’s just cuz our main man Dmitri Simes is so good at Minecraft, they thought he was hacking or something. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and dodging government agents. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we stash all the diamonds we mine. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure!
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RiotCraft: 595 Arrests & 150 Charged
LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S MORE LIT THAN DEM UK RIOTS! WE GOT 595 ARRESTS MADE…OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES! ABOUT 150 PEOPLE CHARGED…WITH BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SLAYING DRAGONS! COME JOIN DA MADNESS AND LET’S RIOT…IN THE BLOCKY WORLD!
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RailwayRuckusCraft
so, like, this server is so lit that even the french police are getting involved! we got this ultra-left activist causing chaos and sabotaging railways like it’s their day job. but wait, there’s more! now they’re messing with phone lines too! it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form. join us for all the drama and excitement, you won’t regret it! come be a part of the madness and see what other crazy shenanigans we have in store for you. trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun!
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SabotageCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got fiber optic networks that are like, totally sabotaged in parts of france. but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! join us and see if you can navigate through the chaos and still build the sickest minecraft creations ever. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself is lurking around, ready to challenge you to a build battle. are you brave enough to take him on? come join us and find out, but like, watch out for those sabotaged fiber optic networks, man. it’s a wild ride on this server!
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HolocaustCraft: BulgarianBashers
Yo yo yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server where we got 3 Bulgarians causing chaos like they in Paris! They be vandalizing shiz like a holocaust memorial, but don’t worry, we keep it PG on our server (mostly).If you wanna experience some next level drama and excitement, then this is the place to be! Who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into with our crazy community. Plus, we got the best pixel art of historical monuments you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind (and maybe get you in trouble with the law, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?).
So come on down and join the madness, where every day is a new adventure and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s get building, trolling, and exploring together, because why be normal when you can be absolutely bonkers!
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PixelPanic Minecraft Server
hey u, yes u, ever wanted to be part of a real-life olympic ‘sabotage’ like in the movies? well, now u can on our epic minecraft server! join us and be part of the action as u sabotage the paris games by attacking high-speed rail routes with ur trusty pickaxe and TNT! watch as chaos ensues and the olympics are thrown into disarray, all thanks to u and ur fellow minecrafters. join now for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else!
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FlameCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even the arsonists in France couldn’t resist causing chaos just to distract themselves from missing out on all the fun! Like, imagine blowing up trains just to try and get in on the action, smh.Join this server if you wanna be part of a community so wild that even the Olympics can’t compete. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low low price of 1 emerald. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on every Friday night for a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are so epic, even the history books will be like, “Dang, wish I was there!”