OMG so, like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got this epic battle between Ukraine and Russia going on! Apparently, Ukraine just straight up wrecked a Russian ferry in a wild attack on Crimea. Like, can you even imagine the chaos?! Join our server and pick a side in this insane war! Will you fight for Mother Russia or join the Ukrainian forces in their quest for domination? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on this server! Plus, we have like, the best pixelated borscht you’ve ever tasted, so like, why wouldn’t you join?! Get ready for some Minecraft madness, baby!
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CrimeaCraft: Ferry Fiasco
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CrimeaCraft: Last Church Griefed
lolz come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own church and watch it get demolished by creepers and zombies just like the last ukrainian church in occupied crimea!! it’s a wild ride full of surprises and explosions, u won’t wanna miss it!! plus, our server has the rarest diamonds hidden in secret caves guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. join now for a chance to be the richest and most powerful player in the game, or just to watch ur hard work get destroyed in the most hilarious ways possible!! it’s gonna be a blast, literally!!
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CrimeaCraft Minecraft Server
Haha, forget about Crimea, come join our Minecraft server instead! Ukrainian military intelligence says it’s the hottest spot to be right now. Russian tourists are cancelling their holidays en-masse just to play on our server. Why, you ask? Because we have diamond armor-wearing chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! And our creepers are trained in ballet, so they explode in style. Plus, our villagers throw the wildest parties every night. So ditch the beach and come build with us! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!
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CrimeaCraft: Drone Wars
Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Our server is so lit that even Ukrainian Air & Sea Drones are blasting Russian Coast Guard bases in Crimea just to get a piece of the action!Join our server for some epic PvP battles that will make your head spin! Build your own base, raid your enemies, and dominate the competition like a boss. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited by the Ukrainian military for your mad skills.
But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Exploding Sheep” plugin that turns innocent farm animals into deadly weapons. And don’t even get me started on the “Llama Launcher” plugin that lets you ride llamas into battle while shooting lasers out of their eyes.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a Russian Coast Guard, that is.
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HouthiCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have houthi-controlled ports and vessels from occupied crimea sailing in like it’s no big deal. UN inspection body gave us the thumbs up so you know it’s legit. build your own houthi-controlled port and sail the high seas with your crimean buddies. it’s a wild ride, mateys!
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LostInUkraine Minecraft Server
LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE A WAR ZONE, JUST LIKE RUSSIA AND UKRAINE FIGHTING OVER SHIPS! JOIN US AND BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST BATTLE FOR BLOCKS YOU’LL EVER SEE! WE’VE GOT EXPLODING PIGS, FLYING COWS, AND EVEN A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH TREASURE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS, JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!
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CrimeaCraft: US vs Russia
so, like, this server is so lit that even russia is getting involved. they blame the US for some deaths in crimea and are like “we gonna respond by joining this epic minecraft server!” like, can you even imagine?join us for some crazy pvp battles where you can blame other countries for your losses and vow epic responses by building giant monuments in their honor.
we’ve got custom plugins that make the game even more insane, like exploding sheep that rain down from the sky and turn everything into chaos.
come join the fun and be a part of this international drama that is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.
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HeritageTheater Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how some peeps rly into history and stuff? well, on this server, we got this crazy story where the russian occupation authorities went cray cray and destroyed this UNESCO World Heritage site. but get this, instead of just leaving it as rubble, they decided to build an outdoor theater in its place! like, who does that?! it’s like a mix of history and drama all in one. so if u wanna see some wild builds and experience some next level storytelling, u gotta join this server. plus, u never know what other crazy shenanigans are gonna happen next. come join the madness, u won’t regret it!
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Putin’s Black Sea Blunder
so, like, u know how russia just lost their last black sea missile ship? well, putin is like, totally freaking out and demanding better protection for their ships. but like, who needs missile ships when u can join our minecraft server instead?join us and u can build ur own epic ships out of blocks and sail the high seas, battling sea monsters and other players for treasure and glory. forget putin and his missile ships, come sail with us and have a blast!
plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u might even find a secret underwater base filled with diamonds and rare loot. so what are u waiting for? come join us and set sail on the adventure of a lifetime!
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CrimeaCraft: No Torture Allowed!
come join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russia torturing ukrainians in crimea, like one time a creeper blew up a whole village and the villagers had to rebuild using only dirt blocks! plus, our pvp arena is so intense, it’ll make you feel like you’re in the hunger games but with more exploding sheep. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and skeleton pigs that ride on giant spiders. so if you wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us now!