lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine and russia are fighting it out in a virtual battle for Crimea!!! build ur own base, gather resources, and join the fight for control of the land!! will ukraine reclaim Crimea or will russia hold onto it? only u can decide in this crazy warzone server!! plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for extra fun!! join now for the ultimate minecraft experience!!!
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CrimeaCraft: Ukraine Strikes
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CraftyCrimeaOil
come join our epic minecraft server where we have oil depots in occupied crimea for you to explore! the ukraine is striking left and right, but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think).build your own oil empire, mine for diamonds in the chaos, and watch out for exploding creepers disguised as russian soldiers. we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted weapons and armor, just in case things get too intense.
join now for a wild adventure unlike any other minecraft server out there. who needs peaceful building when you can have explosions and drama at every turn? come see what all the fuss is about!
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ShamCraft Minecraft Server
join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape the real world drama of sham elections and get lost in a virtual world of blocky goodness. build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur mad skills. who needs politics when u can be the ruler of ur own pixelated kingdom? come join us and leave the real world behind, cuz in dis server, anything is possible, even winning a fair election in Crimea (lol jk).
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CrimeanCraft: Ukraine Strikes Back
lol so like ukraine was all like bam bam bam and hit the russian space thingy in crimea like who even knew ukraine had that kind of power??? join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as ukraine taking down space stuff!! we got crazy battles and epic adventures waiting for u!! come join the fun and show off ur skills like ukraine showing off to russia!! it’s gonna be lit fam 🔥🚀 #minecraft #ukraine #russia #spacewars
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CrimeaCraft: No Torture Allowed!
come join our minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than russia torturing ukrainians in crimea, like one time a creeper blew up a whole village and the villagers had to rebuild using only dirt blocks! plus, our pvp arena is so intense, it’ll make you feel like you’re in the hunger games but with more exploding sheep. and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we’ve got zombie chickens that shoot fireballs and skeleton pigs that ride on giant spiders. so if you wanna experience the ultimate minecraft madness, come join us now!
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CraftyKremlinConsequences
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins and warn the US of consequences if they try to mess with our epic crimea strike! we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner russian spy and take down your enemies with a vodka bottle! join now or putin will personally come to your house and challenge you to a dance-off! #russianspy #putindancebattle #crimeastrike