Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, or if you want to build a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions for that).
Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can grant you three wishes if you manage to defeat it in combat. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away.
So come join us and embrace the madness, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosions here and there). See you in the wacky world of Minecraft! 🐷🚀🐔🕺🔥
one time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds, and it actually flushed. it was like, the eighth wonder of the minecraft world.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items? yeah, it’s guarded by a pack of killer bunnies with laser eyes.
so, come join us on dis server, where the adventures are wild and the fun never stops. plus, we have free virtual tacos every friday. ain’t no other server like it, fo sho.
First off, did you know that there’s a none zero chance that D.B Cooper and the Zodiac Killer were the same person? Yeah, you heard me right! And guess what? They both play on our server! So if you wanna team up with some of the most notorious criminals in history, then you gotta join us!
But that’s not all, folks! We’ve got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of blowing up. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that!
Oh, and did I mention that our server is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes? Yeah, you heard me right! This chicken will protect you from any griefers or trolls that try to mess with you. Plus, it’s a great source of fried chicken if you ever get hungry while mining.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Let’s get this party started, baby!
Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the world of Minecraft in style. Who knows, you might even spot a disguised FBI agent trying to blend in with the rest of us!
So come on and join the fun, because on our server, even the FBI agents can’t resist the temptation to join in on the chaos!
Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on pigs. But don’t worry, our admin team is on it and will help you fight them off with diamond swords and enchanted armor.
Need a break from all the action? Head over to our peaceful village where you can trade with villagers for rare items like exploding sheep and flying llamas. And don’t forget to visit our disco club where the creepers know how to bust a move!
But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the annual Ender Dragon rodeo, where players compete to see who can ride the dragon the longest. And every Friday night, we host a massive fireworks show that lights up the sky with colors you’ve never seen before.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft community around! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we heard that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get crafting!
so if u want to avoid getting caught up in some crazy international drama, come play on our server where the only thing u have to worry about is creepers blowing up ur house. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. u don’t want to miss out on that action, do u?
join now and let’s make some memories that don’t involve high treason or penal colonies. let’s build a world where anything is possible, even if it involves llamas with world domination on their minds.
🤪🚀 Ever wanted to swap houses with your mom and bully your sister into cleaning her room? Well, on our server, anything is possible! 🚀🤪
👑🔥 Take control and show your manipulative sister who’s boss by taking away all her electronics and giving her a taste of her own medicine! 👑🔥
🤯🚨 Watch as your sister huffs, puffs, and cries while cleaning her room like never before! It’s a wild ride filled with drama and chaos! 🚨🤯
🎉🔥 And the best part? You’ll become the hero of the family, with your mom thanking you endlessly for your epic cleaning skills! 🎉🔥
🚀🌟 So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! 🌟🚀
😂🔥 Don’t listen to your grandma and aunt, be the cool older sister who breaks down walls (and messy rooms) for the greater good! 😂🔥
JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE YOU’LL NEVER FORGET! 🎉🔥🚀
but guess what? u can escape all that drama by joining our minecraft server! we got no taxes, just fun and games and building stuff. u can be the rich person in our server and not worry about funding a military. u can build a castle and pretend it’s your fancy french chateau. u can even have a pet baguette, if that’s your thing.
so come join us and leave all that taxing drama behind. we promise u won’t regret it. unless u forget to eat your virtual croissant, that would be tragic.
| Server Name | Boredom SMP |
|---|---|
| IP | play.boredommc.com |
| Version | Java Edition [1.21.4+] |
| Player Count | 20-30 online player average |
| Features | – Purely Vanilla Gameplay with some HermitCraft-style data packs – Proximity Chat (optional) – Active staff and community – Donations are cosmetic, no pay-to-win |
Boredom SMP offers a purely vanilla gameplay experience with some HermitCraft-style data packs. We have a highly active community of adults, proximity chat, CoreProtect for grief recovery, cosmetic donations only, active staff, and a creative server for all members.
Expect a close-knit group of respectful adults, server-wide events and competitions, 100% uptime with a 20 TPS average, community projects, and a long-term community that welcomes all kinds of players.
Yes, you can view the world with Dynmap upon whitelisting, and talk to players on the server through Discord with cross-chatting enabled.
For more information and to apply, visit our website at https://www.boredommc.com/ and join our Discord at https://discord.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 128GB DDR5 RAM | AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU | 1Gbps Network | 2TB NVME Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom
Welcome, brave souls! Have you ever wondered if existence is but a pixelated dream? What if I told you there’s a server where chaos reigns supreme, and sanity is a distant memory? This is not just a Minecraft server; it’s a simulated existential crisis wrapped in a warm blanket of digital nonsense! Join us, unless you prefer to be devoured by the Void™. Trust me, it’s the greatest server ever… if you’re into losing your grip on reality!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Pickle Dimension | Mine pickles that whisper your deepest fears while perpetually changing colors. |
| Anti-Gravity Blocks | Blocks that float, or do they fall? Who knows?! |
| Villager Cults | Interact with NPCs that demand tribute in the form of existential dread. |
| Random Enderman Explosions | Every 5 minutes, an Enderman will explode, leaving questions that only your therapist can answer. |
| Zombie Fashion Shows | Watch zombies strut their stuff in the latest styles of rotting flesh! |
| Mushroom Therapy | Cuddle mushrooms to fix your broken psyche. Side effects may include hallucinating sentient grass. |
Q: How do I join the server?A: Reason is a construct. The door is hidden under the third cow from the left.
Q: Is there a mod list?A: Yes, but the mods are all invisible today; they may be plotting your demise.
Q: What are the server rules?A: Rules are but shadows of chains that hold you down. Embrace chaos and build a palace of despair.
“The head engineer just chimped out and asked HR to move all women to another site or fire them.”
“Why are the pickles staring at me?!”
“Since when do mushrooms talk?!”
“I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe… like villagers making demands!”
Join us, or risk the terrifying knowledge of what you might be missing. Perhaps it’s all just a glitch, or maybe… just maybe, it’s reality itself unraveling at the seams.
One time, Darwin was so sad he almost did something really bad, but we swooped in like superheroes and saved the day! Now, whenever he logs on, he’s all smiles and laughter. It’s like a magical place where all your problems disappear!
So, if you want to escape reality and just have a good time, come join us on our server. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own happy place just like Darwin did. Plus, we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs – what more could you ask for? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
