Are you tired of being a Europoor and feeling unsafe in the virtual world of Minecraft? Well, fear no more because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where Europoors are a thing of the past and safety is our middle name (not literally, that would be weird).
Our server is so safe that even creepers have been known to apologize before exploding. And if you ever find yourself in a sticky situation, our team of highly trained llamas will swoop in to save the day. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. Don’t ask how they got their training, just trust us on this one.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free diamond pickaxe that has magical powers to mine diamonds faster than you can say “Europoor”. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the zombies have killer dance moves.
So why wait? Say goodbye to being a Europoor and join our server today for a wild ride of safety, llamas, and diamond pickaxes. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s part of the fun)!
Yo, listen up bros! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of blowing up your house.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited enchanted golden apples, just waiting for you to find it. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn.
Join us on this wild ride of craziness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). So grab your pickaxe and saddle up your llama, because on this server, anything is possible. See you there, bros!
Welcome to Black Lagoon, the Minecraft server where you can escape reality and dive into a world of pure chaos and hilarity!
Join us on our server and experience the ultimate isekai adventure – forget about getting hit by a truck or falling into a portal, just log in and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.
Why should you join Black Lagoon, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a talking chicken who offered them a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato. And that’s just the beginning of the madness that awaits you on Black Lagoon!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or will you stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join Black Lagoon today and embark on a journey that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?)!
Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the mysteries of the occult while dodging FBI agents like Lee Harker! Our server is so intense, it’ll have you feeling like you’ve got the teeth of the hydra upon you. Plus, who knows, you might even discover a personal connection to a serial killer while building your epic Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your life! Watch out for those FBI agents though, they’re always lurking around trying to solve the unsolvable. Join now and let the madness begin!
Are you tired of worrying about gun violence in the real world? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at creepers! No need to fear for your virtual life here, just build, mine, and survive in peace. Join us and leave your real world worries behind – unless you’re scared of getting attacked by a pack of angry zombies, that is. So come on over and join the fun, because the only thing you’ll be dodging is exploding TNT blocks!
Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wanted to join a server where the protagonist of I, Robot is the detective? Well, look no further because on our server, you can team up with me, the legendary detective from the movie, to solve mysteries and catch creepers in style!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of intelligent pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join us and uncover the truth behind their bacon-fueled inventions!
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a hidden underground city filled with diamond-studded llamas who are experts in potion brewing. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever experienced!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to bust a move.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the riches you’ll have when you have a whole coop of these feathered friends!
And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie clowns, skeleton pirates, and a boss fight against a giant evil bunny. Defeat them all and claim the title of Dungeon Master, with bragging rights that will make even the Ender Dragon jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in.
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as buying a bazooka at Walmart? Or as crazy as paying a girl for sex and ending up in jail? Look no further! Our server is so insane, you’ll be questioning American laws in no time. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the dinosaurs in Colombia are trying to join in on the fun! Picture this: a dino trying to take a corner in a race, only to have a knife thrown at its head! And that’s just the tip of the iceberg, folks. We’ve got so many cases of SOVL (Silliness Over Very Loud) that you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off 24/7. So come on and join the chaos, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional knife-wielding dino).
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old castles and villages? Well, look no further because our server is like the Castle of Cagliostro meets the Secret of Mamo of Minecraft servers!
Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing and crying (mostly from falling in lava). Our server is so amazing, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!
So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the most legendary Minecraft server of all time? Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocks and mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is all about big booties because we know that’s what the American culture loves. Join us for a wild ride filled with twerking creepers and jiggly pigs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Diamond Booty, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Booty Genie. So what are you waiting for? Come shake your pixelated booty with us!
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!
Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, battle giant chickens, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is so crazy that even Herobrine himself is like “Whoa, that’s too much for me!”
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts where you can find enchanted golden carrots that make you fly, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!
So come on down to our server and prepare to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!
Hello, this is a server like every other pvp, survival and your local hardcore server. this server will be active once i put it on tebex and everything 🙂
Vampcraft Is a small survival server looking for people to come join! By voting for our server will help us get new people into the server! Thank you for reading this and by Voting will get people in!
Started in 2018, this is a 7 Deadly Sins anime server. We have a modpack that can be found right here: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/7dsnation.1295786The real-time map is here:www.7dsnation.enjin.com/mapa
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Started in 2018, This server is based in the anime 7 Deadly Sins (Nanatsu no Taizai). We have a modpack where this can be found at: [url=www.technicpack.net/modpack/7dsnation.1295786
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[/url]You can check the real time map at www.7dsnation.enjin.com/mapa
May lack the variety of mini-games compared to larger servers
Custom Skyblock world generator
May not appeal to players looking for a highly competitive environment
Vanilla World: Reloaded provides a unique Survival & Skyblock experience suited for all ages. Infinite building & farming opportunities as you are millions of blocks away from other players. If you want to work together, share homes and team up with friends! Our Skyblock server has a custom world generator that creates islands sporadically around your starting island. Continue to export and get access to new types of wood, loot and ores! Grief Free, Custom random teleportation plugin, Custom Skyblock world generator, 10-year-old community.
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the epitome of culture! We’ve got villagers doing the cha-cha, creepers reciting Shakespeare, and skeletons playing the violin like pros. Join us for a wild ride through the wackiest world you’ve ever seen. Who needs museums and art galleries when you can have this level of culture in Minecraft? So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself!
