so like, ukraine was all like “hey we caught these 19 peeps who were like, totally russian spies trying to sabotage our stuff” and we were like, “whaaat? that’s crazy, but not as crazy as the stuff happening on our minecraft server! join us and you’ll be part of the most epic spy vs spy battles ever! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? come join the chaos and see if you can outsmart the russian spies… or maybe even join them! just kidding, don’t do that. but seriously, join our server for some insane fun and crazy adventures!”
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SaboteurCraft Minecraft Server
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PlagueCraft FrenchMinister
so, like, this minecraft server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, if you wanna have a blast and, like, build some crazy stuff, this is the place to be.we got, like, a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. and, like, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you get a lifetime supply of diamond armor.
oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? yeah, they’re, like, the size of a house and they drop golden eggs that you can use to summon a dragon to do your bidding.
so, like, come join us on this wild ride of a server. who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll get into. just watch out for the creepers, they’re, like, totally out to get you.
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CraftyQueens LGBTQ+ Crime Rates
HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN SCIENTISTS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT!APPARENTLY, IF YOU JOIN THIS SERVER, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES WILL GO UP BY 69% IF YOU’RE A WOMAN IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP. BUT DON’T WORRY, IF YOU’RE A DUDE IN A SAME-SEX RELATIONSHIP, YOUR CHANCES OF COMMITTING CRIMES ACTUALLY GO DOWN BY 32%!
SO BASICALLY, JOIN THIS SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME A CRIME-FIGHTING SUPERHERO OR A CRIMINAL MASTERMIND, DEPENDING ON YOUR GENDER AND SEXUAL ORIENTATION. IT’S LIKE A CRAZY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT, BUT WITH BLOCKS AND CREEPERS!
COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE WHERE YOUR MINECRAFT ADVENTURE TAKES YOU!
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CraftyBulgarianMC Server
So, like, come join our Minecraft server, where we have three Bulgarians who, like, totally got arrested for, get this, desecrating a Paris Holocaust Memorial! I know, right? Crazy stuff! But don’t worry, they’re not on the server, so you won’t have to worry about any shenanigans like that happening here. Plus, we have, like, the best pixel art of famous landmarks from around the world. You can see the Eiffel Tower, the Statue of Liberty, and even a giant potato! Yeah, you heard me right, a giant potato! So come on over and join us for some wacky adventures and epic builds. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
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UkrainianATMhackz
come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is hacking atms across russia in a massive cyberattack but in a funny way lol. we got ukraine players building atms out of blocks and russia players trying to stop them with diamond swords. it’s like a virtual war but with pixels and creepers. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem, plus we have free virtual vodka shots for all players. let’s see who will come out on top in this crazy cyber showdown!
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VandalVoyageMC
so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but then ur like, oh no, the trains in france are cancelled cuz some vandals are on the loose? well, good thing u can join our minecraft server instead! no vandals here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! plus, u can pretend u are in france but without the train drama. come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! choo choo!
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RusCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where russian ransomware gangs are the rulers and they account for 69% of all the ransom proceeds! why join, you ask? well, because where else can you find a server where you can mine for diamonds while being chased by hackers trying to steal your virtual money? it’s a thrill like no other, trust me. plus, if you manage to survive and make it to the top, you might just become the next ransomware kingpin of the server! so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and embrace the chaos!
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Kill4GainCraft
join our epic minecraft server and avoid becoming a victim of human killers! they are out there, lurking in the shadows, waiting to strike when you least expect it. but fear not, on our server, you will be protected by a magical forcefield that repels all evil intentions.not only that, but our server is home to the rarest and most powerful creatures in all of minecraft. from giant flying pigs to fire-breathing llamas, you will never know what crazy creature you will encounter next.
and if that wasn’t enough to convince you, our server also has a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to navigate its treacherous tunnels and claim the riches within.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. just remember, watch your back and never trust a chicken.
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FlameCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit that even the arsonists in France couldn’t resist causing chaos just to distract themselves from missing out on all the fun! Like, imagine blowing up trains just to try and get in on the action, smh.Join this server if you wanna be part of a community so wild that even the Olympics can’t compete. We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for the low low price of 1 emerald. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on every Friday night for a dance-off with the Ender Dragon.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some memories that are so epic, even the history books will be like, “Dang, wish I was there!”
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PixelPunchers
come join our epic minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like being attacked in Paris by a gang of rogue Endermen! our staff are always ready to defend against any suspected robberies, just like these brave souls from Nine’s Olympic broadcast team. you never know what crazy adventures await you on our server, so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some serious fun!