lol this server is so lit, it’s like the Indian police firing teargas at hundreds protesting over Kolkata doctor’s rape, murder but in Minecraft form. join us for some wild adventures and crazy battles, you won’t find this kind of chaos anywhere else. plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family of misfit gamers ready to take on the world. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic memories together!
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KolkataCraft: Teargas & Protests
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CraftyKids & Druglords
so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! apparently, the founder got arrested for, get this, being involved in some shady stuff like child exploitation and drug trafficking! but like, don’t worry, it’s all part of a larger investigation, so it’s totally safe to join. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server with such a wild backstory? come join us for some insane adventures and maybe even uncover some secrets along the way. trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!
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MineCorpPenalty
omg u gotta join dis minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride u never wanna get off! we got so many crazy things happening, like one time a creeper rode a pig into battle against a bunch of skeletons, it was epic!and get this, if u join our server, u get to be part of the most insane court system ever. we treat corporations like real people, so if they break the rules, they gotta serve time in prison by having all their diamonds and emeralds frozen! it’s like watching a drama unfold in front of ur very eyes, except with pixelated blocks and stuff.
so come join us and experience the madness for urself, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every friday, so u can’t say no to that. see u in the game, fellow blockheads!
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USB Bandits
yo, u ever wanted to be a futuristic robber? well dis server is da place for u! instead of crackin safes, u be crackin a set of 12-24 random words on a USB! imagine da thrill of sneakin around, tryna steal dem precious words to unlock da ultimate treasure! join now and be da master thief of da future!
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OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.
2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.
3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.
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RoboKillerCraft
So, like, imagine this, right? RoboCop, the big bad law-enforcer dude, but get this – he’s also a serial killer! But, like, it’s all good because he only kills the bad guys, you know? So, like, come join our Minecraft server where RoboCop is running around, keeping the peace and taking out the baddies in the most epic way possible! It’s like a crazy action movie come to life, but in Minecraft form! So, like, grab your pickaxe and join in on the fun – just watch out for RoboCop, he might be coming for you next!
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BorderBlock Minecraft Server
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server, bro. it’s like the wild west but with creepers and zombies instead of banditos. we got 11 cartel gunmen who are actually really good at building stuff, like they built a whole town out of blocks. they even made a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, it’s lit af.come join us and help us fight off the bus passengers who keep trying to invade our server. they keep trying to steal our diamonds and blow up our houses, but we ain’t havin’ none of that. we’ll show them who’s boss with our epic pvp skills and TNT cannons.
plus, we got tacos. lots and lots of tacos. and margaritas. and donkeys wearing sombreros. it’s a fiesta all day, every day on this server. so what are you waiting for, vamanos! join us now and let’s have a blast together! 🌮🍹🎉
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SynagogueBoomCraft
Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz it’s lit like an explosion outside a French synagogue in La Grande-Motte! We got so much action, even the police officers are getting injured trying to keep up with all the craziness. But don’t worry, we got healing potions for that, fam. Come join the fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a family of creepers just waiting to explode with excitement. Don’t miss out, join now and let the madness begin!
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CraftyCocktailRails
Yo, so like, this server is LIT AF, just like that Molotov cocktail that set fire to a railway substation in Moscow! Join us for some explosive fun and chaos, just like that fiery incident! We got crazy builds, epic PvP battles, and even a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities (shh, don’t tell anyone)! So come on, join us and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🚂💣 #ExplosiveFun #MinecraftMayhem
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SinaloaCraft Minecraft Server
come join our minecraft server, where the only violence you’ll see is when a creeper blows up your house! we got so many players, it’s like a whole army of troops taking over sinaloa! but don’t worry, we’re all about peace and building cool stuff together. just like el mayo’s capture, our server is a game-changer. so grab your pickaxe and join the fun! VIVA MINECRAFT!