Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and even a chance to meet the kid who attempted to kill Trump (don’t worry, he’s now our resident prankster and keeps things interesting)! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen!
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TrumpTakedownCraft
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CraftyThiefNoPayAITA
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest adventures and craziest stories you’ll ever experience!Picture this: You’re at a rave with your friends, being the designated driver because you’re a broke college student. But wait, the real party starts when you leave the rave and find out your car has been broken into! Not only is your puffer jacket missing, but your friend’s phone is gone too. And guess what? The center console is broken and your speaker is missing. Who knew a night out could turn into a real-life mystery?
But the fun doesn’t stop there! With over 35 cars broken into that night, you’ll never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next. And don’t worry about donating to your friend for her stolen phone, because on our server, we believe in taking responsibility for your own belongings (and your own adventures)!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a night at a rave in a sketchy part of town, join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual puffer jackets and missing speakers along the way.
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BalticCraft Sabotage
omg, so like, this server is so lit that even Sweden is investigating it! apparently, there’s some crazy sabotage going on with a Baltic Sea telecoms cable, like what even is that? but hey, if you wanna be part of a server so epic that it’s making headlines, then you gotta join us! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret conspiracy while building your epic Minecraft creations. come join the madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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NaziFreeCraft Minecraft Server
so come join our epic minecraft server where u can do all the nazi salutes u want without fear of goin to jail! we got a secret underground bunker where u can practice ur heil hitler all day long, no cops allowed! plus, we have a special skin pack that turns all the villagers into hitler lookalikes, it’s like a history lesson and a game all in one! join now before the fbi shuts us down for promoting hate speech in a blocky world!
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SynagoguePVP – Oy Vey!
Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is creepers, not innocent Jewish men outside synagogues! We promise no one will lose their eyesight unless they stare at the sun too long while playing. Plus, we have a secret underground synagogue where you can mine diamonds while praying for good loot drops. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will make you say “Oy vey, this server is lit!”
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BlockBusters: Love & Crime
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Do you crave excitement and chaos in your gaming experience? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant statues of yourself out of diamond blocks, riding pigs as your trusty steeds into battle, and creating secret underground lairs filled with treasure (and maybe a few explosions).
But that’s not all – on our server, it’s not just encouraged to break the rules, it’s practically mandatory! Want to build a roller coaster that goes straight through someone else’s house? Go for it! Feel like starting a prank war that ends with the entire server covered in pink wool? We’ll supply the dye!
So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the wild side of Minecraft, join our server today. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially if it involves a giant chicken army marching through the streets).
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CartelCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where the mexican president accused the u.s of harbouring drug cartels but don’t worry, we have our own drug cartel in the game! you can join the cartel and smuggle virtual drugs across the border while dodging virtual police raids. it’s a wild ride, just like a telenovela but with pixelated blocks! plus, our server has a secret underground tunnel system that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold. so come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the creepers and the feds!
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Egg House Flex
join our epic minecraft server where egging someone’s house is currently a flex. we have a secret underground society of chickens who run the economy and trade in golden eggs. if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who poops out diamonds instead of eggs. our pvp arena is filled with lava pits and explosive sheep that will blow up on contact. and don’t forget about our custom mobs like the zombie pigmen riding on giant spiders. come join the chaos and mayhem on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional creeper explosion).
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CraftyPrisoner420
come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even the russians will want to join! we have so many cool things like flying pigs and talking cows. one time, a player got detained in russia for having too many diamonds in their inventory. but don’t worry, we broke them out with a team of ninja llamas. join us now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos!
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RammingCraft: Afghan30Wounds
OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun! Imagine if an Afghan dude tried to ram a car into 30 peeps in Germany but instead of getting arrested, he just respawned and kept on playing Minecraft! That’s the kind of craziness u can expect on dis server! Join now for a wild time and maybe even witness some epic car ramming battles in the virtual world! It’s gonna be lit, fam!