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SoupCraft: VanGoghVandalism
join this epic minecraft server where u can throw soup on famous paintings like Van Gogh’s! we got activists running around causing chaos and making art history fun! come join the madness and be part of the soup-throwing revolution! who needs paintbrushes when u got a can of soup, amirite? let’s make art great again, one splash at a time! -
GazaCraft: AidWorkerDown
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting shot is arrows at creepers! we promise no gunmen here, only friendly players ready to build and explore together. plus, our charity events are so lit, you’ll feel like you’re saving the world one block at a time. bring your family along for the ride and watch as they become minecraft masters in no time. join now for a killer time, but not literally, we don’t mess with that stuff here. -
BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!
come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.
so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.
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PrisonCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, have you heard about this crazy minecraft server? it’s so lit, you gotta join, man. like, this server is so wild, it’s like a russian teen getting 15 years in prison for donating to some paramilitary group in ukraine. like, what even is that, right?anyway, this server is like the ultimate place to be, bro. we got epic builds, insane minigames, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire on a summer night. you gotta join us, man, it’s gonna be a blast.
plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate minecraft player. like, you’ll be able to fly, shoot fireballs from your hands, and summon a dragon to do your bidding. it’s totally legit, i swear.
so come on, join us on this crazy minecraft server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, and you won’t regret it. trust me, it’s gonna be more fun than watching a cat try to play the piano.
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SpyCraft Minecraft Server
LOL JOIN OUR SERVER OR YOU MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS RUSSIAN LADY WITH A SPY HEARING AID! OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, YOU’LL BE BLOWN AWAY LIKE A CREEPER EXPLOSION! WE HAVE MORE DIAMONDS THAN A RICH MINECRAFT YOUTUBER AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH LAVA! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! #SPYHEARINGAID #MINECRAFTLITNESS -
CementedLoveCraft
join our minecraft server and you can avoid ending up like that s korean man who encased his partner in cement! on our server, you can build all the cement structures you want without getting arrested! plus, we have a secret underground city made entirely of diamonds! come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever! -
CraftyKidsRescue187
come join our epic minecraft server where we rescue children from evil islamic groups like the malaysian police! we have saved 187 kids so far and we need YOUR help to save more! join us for epic adventures and crazy missions to take down the bad guys! build your own base and protect the innocent with us! together, we can make a difference in the world of minecraft! join now and be a hero! -
Blocky Justice System
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the prison system is, like, more honorable than the courts, bro. like, you commit a crime in the game and instead of getting banned or whatever, you get sent to prison where you gotta mine diamonds all day. but get this, if you mine enough diamonds, you can, like, buy your way out of prison and become a free man again. it’s, like, a whole new level of justice, man. so come join our server and experience the thrill of the prison life, where the pickaxe is mightier than the gavel. it’s gonna be lit, bro.


