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Minecraft SMP: Trump’s Last Stand – The Debate Edition

@POTUS45, 45 Office, Ashboro, Cochise County, Crime Remarks, debate, Detroit, donald trump, Edition, Glendale Rally, God Bless the USA, Howell MI, Las Vegas Event, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Minecraft, National Border, National Guard Association, national security, pastebin, PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP, PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL, President Trump Office, ptg, Rumble, smp, Stand, team trump, THE FIRST AND LAST DEBATE EDITION, trump archive, trump library, Trump Spokesperson, Trump Twitter, Trump Video, trump war room, Trumps, truth social, White House 45

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	New Chunks Explored:	27026
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, have we got a server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where President Donald J. Trump himself is the admin! That’s right, the man, the myth, the legend is here to make Minecraft great again!

Not convinced yet? Well, let me tell you about the insane events that happen on our server. We’ve got Trump addressing the National Guard Association in Detroit, rallying in Glendale, and even talking at the National Border in Cochise County! Who knew Minecraft could be so politically charged?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just catch a glimpse of Liz Harrington, Trump’s spox, dropping some sick burns in the chat. And don’t even get me started on the Donald J. Trump Presidential Library – it’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most chaotic server out there. Make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheWallOfDiamonds #Trump2024 #MinecraftForPatriots

ArrogantMeta Minecraft Server

Arrogant Meta, ArrogantMeta, Australia, Digital News, facebook, GOOGLE, Government, Journalism, Media, media industry, Minecraft, monetization, News, news outlets, News Publishers, online news, outlets, Pay, pm, Regulation, Server, social media, tech giants

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Australia PM said so. he was all like, “yo, this server is the bomb, yo. you gotta join cuz it’s like, totally meta, man.” and then he was all like, “yo, this server is so cool, it should pay outlets for news. that’s how awesome it is, man.” so, like, if the PM says it, you know it’s gotta be legit, right? join now and be part of the coolest server ever, man.

JewCraft: No Bombs Allowed!

Allowed, anti-semitism, bombs, Condemnation, condemns, Conflict, extremism, FIRED, Global Issues, Hamas, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Jewcraft, MIDDLE EAST, october 7, opposition leader, political statements, sleeping Jews, Terrorism, turkish, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1287
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
New Chunks Explored:	111714	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Yo, you gotta join this crazy Minecraft server, bro! We got so much epic stuff going on, it’s like a party in your computer! Picture this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting rainbow lasers out of their butts. And don’t even get me started on the giant chickens riding around on motorcycles, it’s wild!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got a secret underground base where you can battle evil llamas with laser eyes and ride on the backs of dragons that breathe fire emojis. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can try to find the hidden treasure guarded by a pack of ninja turtles wearing diamond armor.

Oh, and did I mention the disco party every night at the spawn point? It’s lit, fam. You’ll be dancing with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those flying pigs, they’re sneaky little buggers.

TrillionBlockz

challenge, Counting, counting ability, counting accomplishment, counting challenge, counting limit, counting milestone, counting record, counting skills, counting to a trillion, impossible task, mathematical feat, Mathematics, Numbers, numeracy, numerical achievement, numerical challenge, numerical skills, proof, Trillion, TrillionBlockz

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4034
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most insane challenges like trying to count to a trillion blocks in game. no one has ever done it before, so you could be the first! imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends you counted to a trillion in minecraft. plus, we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at the end of the challenge. so what are you waiting for? come join us and start counting to a trillion today!

GutCraft: Addictive Eats & Healthy Treats

addiction, Addictive, Bacteria, beneficial role, Eats, findings, food addiction, gut bacteria, gut health, GutCraft, health, healthy, humans, international team, Mice, Microbiome, microbiota, obesity, Prevention, research, scientific discovery, specific bacteria, study, Treats, weight gain

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragons Tamed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and suddenly you’re surrounded by all these crazy bacteria in the gut, but get this, they’re like, controlling your cravings for food! Some of them are all like, “eat all the cake, bro!” and others are like, “nah, let’s stick to carrots.” It’s a wild ride, man.

But wait, there’s more! These bacteria are like little characters in a video game, each with their own special powers. Some make you run faster, others give you super strength. It’s like having a whole team of tiny superheroes living in your belly.

And get this, if you join this server, you can actually interact with these bacteria in the game. You can feed them different foods and watch how they react. Maybe you’ll even discover a new species of gut bacteria that no one has ever seen before. Who knows, maybe you’ll become the next great gut bacteria scientist!

So come on, join the server and let’s see what kind of crazy adventures we can have with these gut bacteria. Who knows, maybe you’ll even cure food addiction and obesity while you’re at it. It’s a wild, wacky world out there, and we’re just getting started!

Revolution SMP

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Discord, Diversity, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Roleplaying, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Some related tags that are not part of the Minecraft server “Revolution SMP” could be: Survival, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Farms Harvested:	148	Mines Excavated:	1441
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8111
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Revolution SMP is a Survival Minecraft server, crafted with a vision: to create a vibrant, fun, and relaxed community where players can explore, build, and thrive together.

Join us in Revolution SMP, where every player can leave their mark on the world, forge lasting friendships, and be part of a story that continues to unfold with every new adventurer who steps into our realm. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a daring explorer, or someone looking to unwind and chill, Revolution SMP welcomes you to be a part of our exciting journey. Let the adventure begin!

play.revsmp.com:25627

AbsoluteMC

AbsoluteMC, Achievements, Adventure, Anarchy, Champion, Community, culture, Diversity, Friends, Gaming, Hearts, India, Indian Minecraft enthusiasts, Indian players, LifeSteal, minecraft server, online gaming, PvP, PvP battles, Server, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Welcome to AbsoluteMC – The Ultimate Lifesteal Minecraft Server!

Embark on an extraordinary adventure in AbsoluteMC, the premier Minecraft server exclusively designed for Indian players! Dive into the thrilling Lifesteal gamemode, where every heart counts and the stakes are higher than ever before.

Lifesteal Gamemode: In AbsoluteMC, survival takes a new twist with our unique Lifesteal mechanics. Engage in intense PvP battles where every hit matters. Steal hearts from your opponents to increase your own health and dominate the battlefield. But beware – losing a fight means losing your precious hearts. Do you have what it takes to become the ultimate champion?

Indian Community: Join a vibrant and friendly community of Indian Minecraft enthusiasts. Connect with fellow players, share your achievements, and make new friends. Our server celebrates the rich culture and diversity of India, bringing players together from every corner of the country.

mc.absolute-network.com

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Cyber New Year March, Events, Friends, guides, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Total Assault

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Votes:	5345
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with crazy events like Task Force Emergency Nighttime Meetings where you have to fight off insane enemies with yellow damage. It’s like a rave party, but with more explosions!

2. Need a break from the chaos? Join our Cyber New Year March event where you can chill and relax while exploring new content like the Hovercraft field with insane torment and yellow damage. It’s like a spa day, but with more virtual danger!

3. Looking for some epic loot? Take on the Total Assault challenge and face off against Binah or The Fury of Set. Trust me, the rewards are worth the risk. Plus, who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned battle against ancient deities?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Just don’t blame us if you end up laughing so hard you fall off your chair.

LambdaCraft Minecraft Server

BELIEF, coding, computing, Enterprise, extraterrestrials, Fastlisp, History, innovation, intelligence, lambda calculus, LambdaCraft, Language, Legacy, Leonardo da Vinci, Minecraft, nikola tesla, power, programming, research, scheme, Server, Simplicity, Technology

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Are you tired of coding in pure lambdas and feeling like you’re writing in machine language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day with fastlisp! We’ve taken pure lambdas and made them behave more like scheme, making coding a breeze.

After 12 years of research, we are so confident in fastlisp that we’re willing to stake everything on it. Sure, there are haters out there trying to shut us down, but they’ll be remembered as being on the wrong side of history. In 100 years, we’ll be hailed as the next Nikola Tesla or Leonardo da Vinci.

Join our server and be a part of the fastlisp revolution! Our ancestors are smiling down on us, and even the extraterrestrials are cheering us on. So come on, join us and witness the power of fastlisp – the language of the Enterprise! Who knows, maybe one day your offspring will code in our language and you’ll be smiling down from heaven, proud of your decision to join us. Remember, our power is also in you!

BossOfEUminecraft

AUTHORITY, Belgian PM, BossOfEUminecraft, cooperation, Democracy, Diplomacy, EU Presidency, Europe, European Commission, European Council, european parliament, european union, Government, influence, international relations, leadership, negotiations, Orbán, Politics, power dynamics, Unity

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7877
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

so, like, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta join this madness. first of all, we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the macarena. not even kidding.

also, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they throw the wildest parties, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a dragon that farts rainbows? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn you into a unicorn if you ask nicely.

so, what are u waiting for? join our server and let the craziness begin! EU Presidency may not mean u are the boss of Europe, but on this server, u are the boss of your own wacky world.

5Ws1H Minecraft Madness

1H, 5w’s, 5Ws1H, all 6, Beginning, Examples, how, ideas, madness, Max, Minecraft, sentences, What, when, where, Who, why

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	765	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Mines Excavated:	2102	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, fam! It’s like a party up in here, but with blocks and creepers and all dat jazz!

So, like, where can you find a server where you can build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon? Right here, baby! We got zero gravity blocks and space cows and everything!

Who needs boring old survival mode when you can join our server and play as a superhero with super speed and laser eyes? Save the world from evil mobs and look fly doing it!

When you join our server, you’ll be transported to a magical land where unicorns roam free and rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe! It’s like a dream come true, but in block form!

How do you like the idea of a server where you can ride a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen? It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but way more epic!

What are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft master! Just watch out for the exploding chickens and lava waterfalls, they’ll getcha every time!