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BlockyLove: No Sex Required!

BlockyLove, Bonding, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, emotional connection, fulfillment, healthy relationship, Intimacy, long term, long-lasting, love, Partnership, Passion, physical connection, required, romance, satisfaction, sex, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7716
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Votes:	1271
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9644
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe that the key to a healthy relationship is…sex! That’s right, our server is all about building intimate connections with your fellow players through some steamy roleplay. Whether you’re looking for a Minecraft soulmate or just a good time, this server is the place to be. So come join us and get ready to mine, craft, and get freaky!

CraftyUkrainianTrickery

CAMOUFLAGE, Conflict, CraftyUkrainianTrickery, Deception, defense tactics, dummy models, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military deception, military intelligence, Military operations, military strategy, military targets, military technology, Misinformation, Russian forces, security measures, strategic planning, Ukraine, warfare tactics

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1861
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we use dummy models of creepers and zombies to trick players into attacking the wrong targets! it’s like a real-life game of cat and mouse, but with exploding green monsters and brain-hungry undead.

our server is so sneaky, even the russian forces would be fooled by our tactics. imagine the chaos and confusion as you try to navigate through our maze of fake mobs, only to realize you’ve been bamboozled by our clever tricks.

join now for a wild and wacky adventure that will keep you on your toes and laughing all the way to the diamond mine. who needs real military targets when you can have a blast with our dummy models? come on, what are you waiting for? join the fun today!

BreadMouldyIn2Weeks

baking ingredients, Bread, BreadMouldyIn2Weeks, expiration dates, flour, food preservation, food waste, kitchen essentials, Kitchen organization, kitchen tips., long term storage, Mold, pantry staples, Perishable items, preservation, shelf life, spoilage, spoilage prevention, Storage, Yeast

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Crops Grown:	6424	Towns Built:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where u can store flour and yeast for MONTHS but bread goes mouldy in TWO WEEKS! why does bread hate us so much? find out on our server where the bread is alive and out for revenge! build ur own bakery and fend off the evil bread monsters trying to take over the world! join now for a yeast-filled adventure like no other!

CraftyDementiaRiskMC

cognitive impairment, cognitive issues, CraftyDementiaRiskMC, dementia, diabetic neuropathy, diverse healthcare settings, Drugs, Evidence, geriatrics, Healthcare, long-term use, low-income, medication, mental health, neurology, older adults, prescriptions, research, Risk, study, tricyclic antidepressants

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant antidepressant pills to cure diabetic neuropathy in our diverse community of players! but watch out, cuz if you use them too long, you might start forgetting where you put your diamonds and end up with dementia like the old folks on our server. join now for a 30-50% higher chance of forgetting where you logged off!

Fishbowl

Adventure, Challenges, Community, Competitions, Custom Plugins, Customplugins, Economy, engaging gameplay, Events, Friendly, friendly community, Landclaim, positive experience, Rewards, rules, server-wide events, Shops, Showcase Skills, smp, Survival, survival mode, Suvival, Thriving Economy, Trading, Ultimate Survival Journey, Unique Features

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7326	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Features:

Survival Mode: Test your skills in a true survival setting where you must gather resources, build shelter, and fend off threats.

Community: Join a friendly community of players, form alliances, and embark on adventures together.

Economy: Trade with other players, set up shops, and build your own thriving economy within the server.

Events: Participate in server-wide events, challenges, and competitions to win rewards and showcase your skills.

Custom Plugins: Enjoy unique features and enhancements that make gameplay even more exciting and engaging.

Rules: Respectful behavior, no griefing, and fair play are enforced to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all.

Join us and start your ultimate survival journey today!

play.fishbowl.world

Welcome to MossCraft! Where the only pet you’ll find is a blocky chicken that lays square eggs.

apply, blocky, Bluemap, chicken, cross-platform, Discord, eggs, Fast Leaf Decay, Find, Grief Prevention, In-Game Voice Chat, Incendium, Lag, lays, May 5th 2024, mojang, Mosscraft, No Chat Reports, Nullscape, Particle Trails, pet, Pets, Ranks, smp, Square, Structory, Terralith, Whitelist, Youll

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	290
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Votes:	3678	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Details
Custom World	Nearly 100 new biomes and 100+ structures provided by Terralith, Incendium, NullScape, and Structory
World Reset	Brand new reset on May 5th, 2024
Voice Chat	In-game voice chat available (not required)
Webmap	BlueMap webmap available
Extras	Premium pets, ranks, and particle trails available. Players can /sit and /lay in-game
Cross Platform	Supports Bedrock to play with console and mobile gamers
Gameplay	Fast leaf decay, grief prevention, no chat reports, ability to put any block as a hat, automatic server restarts, 10,000 block world border
Discord	Join our Discord and apply to join here

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without using voice chat?

A: Yes, voice chat is not required to join and play on the server.

Q: Are there any special features available for players?

A: Yes, the server offers premium pets, ranks, and particle trails. Players can also use /sit and /lay commands.

Q: Is the server cross-platform?

A: Yes, the server supports Bedrock, allowing players to play with console and mobile gamers.

Q: How can I prevent griefing on the server?

A: The server has grief prevention mechanisms in place, including logging player actions and the ability to rollback.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: Yes, there is a 10,000 block world border in place on the server.

RetroTuberCraft Server

Chuubas, Divegrass team, Gaming Community, indie games, Kiki Main Thread, Korean Vtubers, large indies global, Lumi ARG, mozumi main thread, retro games, retro gaming, Retro Streams, RetroTuberCraft, Server, Tsunderia Extended, V&U, virtual streamers, virtual youtubers, vtuber community, vtuber discussion, VTuber Love, Vtubers

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can discuss Vtubers who love retro games while diving into the world of Divegrass and solving Lumi’s mysterious ARG? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things Vtubers and retro gaming!

Join us for outrageous discussions, link up with our Divegrass Team to dominate the competition, and unravel the secrets of Lumi’s ARG. We’ve got useful links to all your favorite Retro Chuubas and other threads of interest, so you’ll never run out of things to explore.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. See you there, fellow Vtuber enthusiasts!

CloudCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, big data, Blockchain, cloud, CloudCraft, cryptocurrency, Data Analytics, data security, decentralized finance, digital assets, digital transformation, Internet of Things, IoT, machine learning, metaverse, Minecraft, nft, Server, Smart, smart contracts, Technology, Ultimate, virtual reality

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Falling into the Void:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything new or exciting? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate blend of smart, cloud, big data, IoT, blockchain, NFTs, metaverse, and AI!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for blockchain diamonds while fending off AI-powered creepers who are obsessed with NFTs. Build your own metaverse empire in the clouds and watch as your smart devices come to life and start crafting for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us. Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and has declared it the most epic Minecraft experience ever.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer awesomeness of our server. Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Friday!

SibSquadShowdown

affair baby, blended family, Emotional Abuse, extended family, family dynamics, family gatherings, favoritism, Grandparents, half siblings, ISOLATION, neglect, photo drama, scolding, self esteem, self worth, SibSquadShowdown, standing up for yourself, step siblings, toxic relationships, Yelling

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Farms Harvested:	178	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is treated like a grandchild at grandma’s birthday party! Join us for some family drama and emotional rollercoasters that will make you question your self-esteem and family dynamics.

Are you an affair baby looking for a place where your siblings hate you and your grandparents pretend everything is fine? Look no further, our server is the perfect place for you to yell at your family members and get grounded for ruining grandma’s birthday photo!

But wait, there’s more! Witness outrageous family secrets, like cheating dads and terminally ill first wives, that will make you feel like you’re living in a soap opera. And don’t worry, if you were a girl instead of a guy, your feelings would definitely matter more to your dad and grandparents.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where dysfunction meets Minecraft and every day is a family reunion filled with drama and heartbreak. Join now and see if you’re the asshole in this crazy family dynamic!

MineCraftyPros Server

affluent, annual salary, career, earning, Financial Success, high earners, high income, high paying job, high wage earners, income bracket, job title, lucrative profession, MineCraftyPros, occupation, Profession, Server, six figure salary, successful career, top earners, top salary, Wealthy, wealthy professionals

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8836
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Are you a professional diamond miner? A top-tier redstone engineer? A master builder of epic castles? Well, if you make over $200k a year, then you belong on our Minecraft server for the elite! Join us and show off your wealth in the form of virtual blocks and resources. Who needs a fancy car when you can drive a virtual minecart filled with diamonds? Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of emeralds. So if you’re ready to show off your Minecraft skills and your fat paycheck, then come join us!