Ryans Funny Minecraft SMP

Mafia, criminal organization, Log Cabin clan, crime syndicate, Lavender Mob

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where you can become a capo in the Lavender Mob, a made man in the Log Cabin clan, or even a triggerman for the Dorothy diocese! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where you can engage in epic turf wars with the Lavender Mob, build secret hideouts with the Log Cabin clan, or go on daring missions for the Dorothy diocese?

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, participate in outrageous minigames like Creeper Dodgeball, and even ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might be working for the Lavender Mob… 😉🔫🐷

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Barzini’s Block Party Minecraft Server

The Godfather, Italian Mafia, al Pacino, Mafia, gangster

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I talked to Barzini himself! That’s right, THE Barzini from the Godfather movie. He gave us the inside scoop on how to run a successful mafia in Minecraft. Join us and become the ultimate mob boss, taking over the server one block at a time. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the mafia on your side? So come join us and let’s make some offers that can’t be refused!

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Welcome to The Celestial Realm, where mods make the game more fun and geopolitics is just a fancy word for who stole my diamonds!

The Wineland Minecraft Server

Welcome to The Wineland Minecraft Server

Overview

You’re the perfect player. We want to win you over with anything you could desire.

Here are some key features of our server:

Constant Innovation
Our dedicated server staff are always hard at work. With regular improvements, there’s always something new to discover. We add new tech trees, new origins, new magic powers, new recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.
Thriving Economy
Forge your path to riches with our robust economics. Trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and explore the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.
Justice System
Uphold the law and maintain order. Or heck! Be a crime boss. Either way, the justice system enhances your experience.
Empower Your Avatar
Unlock superpowers, tweak your appearance, arm yourself with firearms, and equip magical gear to suit your playstyle.
Epic Adventures
Explore our vast world and uncover its hidden secrets, from ancient ruins to formidable AI Factions and the remnants of fallen oppressors.
Factions or Factionless?
Build your own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and various soldiers. Or stake your claim in the vast wilderness to carve out a solitary existence. Navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

FAQ

How do I join The Wineland Minecraft Server?

To join, please use the following invite link: Discord Invite

What are the server rules?

Server rules can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to review them before playing.

Can I create my own faction?

Yes, players can create their own factions and build empires within the server.

Are there in-game events or competitions?

Yes, we regularly host in-game events and competitions for players to participate in.

Kirsche Lard Hut

general, hut, Containment Thread, Kirsche…, lard

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.

Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.

So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!

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Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.21.1

ai, hive, Neuros, Language Model, singing

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server with an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? She’s a neural network that plays osu! and now she’s a VTuber with a TTS software and Live2D model. She’s out here singing, playing games, and collabing with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out Neuro-sama’s schedule and links on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. She even drops sick beats and clips like her LIFE music video. Want to learn about AI but don’t get it? Neuro-sama got you covered with educational videos and resources. And don’t forget to cop some merch from her shop!

Watch VODs, join the Catbox archive, and get in on the game integration action. This server is lit AF, so jump in and experience the madness for yourself. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it for the rest of your pixelated life!

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HomebodyCraft Minecraft Server

feeling misunderstood, Server, working weekends, budgeting, HomebodyCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes like this family dinner drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this story.

Imagine logging on to our server only to find out that your house has been moved to a different location without your knowledge, just like this poor OP’s dinner plans. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret treasure chest that everyone else knew about except for you, leading to some serious family drama.

Don’t worry about feeling like the odd one out, just like OP in this situation. Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy surprises that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Join now and see if you can navigate through the chaos and come out on top!

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BroFavMinecraftFun

debate, critique, Delusional, Siblings, favoritism

Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you feel like your parents are favoring your sibling over you? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you will be the favorite child every single day!

Join our server and experience the joy of being the chosen one in your virtual family. No more being ignored while your sibling gets all the attention. On our server, your parents will help you with every project, test, and debate without you even having to ask. They’ll shower you with materials and support, making sure you always come out on top.

Say goodbye to feeling left out and hello to being the star of the show. Join our server now and bask in the glory of being the favorite child. Who needs real-life validation when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join us today and become the ultimate favorite!

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MerzCraft2021: No US, Just Blocks!

US, Politics, leadership, Christian Democratic Union, political strategy

so, like, this minecraft server is like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, the german election victor merz plays on it and he’s gonna pivot from the US cuz he’s too busy building epic castles and stuff on our server.

join us for a chance to battle merz in a epic pvp showdown, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds (not real ones, duh).

our server is so lit, even the coalition talks in germany are being put on hold cuz everyone is too busy crafting and mining with us.

come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. plus, rumor has it that herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. yeah, you heard that right. come see for yourself, if you dare.

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Golf Land vs. Solar Wind

land usage, energy sources, environmental conservation, land utilization, renewable resources

so, like, why waste time on boring ol’ golf courses when you can join our EPIC minecraft server instead? we got more land than all the golf courses in the world combined, and we use it for the ultimate renewable energy source: CREEPERS! yep, you heard right, our creepers are so powerful they generate more energy than a whole field of solar panels. plus, our server is so lit that even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join us now and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life!

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Nitro Network

Skyblock, Cross-Play, Parkour, Pixelmon Reforged, Survival

Nitro is a network server that hosts Pixelmon Reforged Modpack, A custom Cobblemon pack, and recently released Skyblock with bedrock support. You can connect and join the fun from just a single IP for your convenience, we hope to see you join our community and have fun with us!

play.nitro-mon.com

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