Ryans Funny Minecraft SMP

Assassin, Capo, crime boss, crime syndicate, criminal hierarchy, criminal network, criminal organization, Dorothy diocese, funny, gangster, Hitman, Lavender Mob, Log Cabin clan, made man, Mafia, Minecraft, mobster, organized crime, ryan reynolds, Ryans, smp, syndicate member, triggerman, underworld

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where you can become a capo in the Lavender Mob, a made man in the Log Cabin clan, or even a triggerman for the Dorothy diocese! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where you can engage in epic turf wars with the Lavender Mob, build secret hideouts with the Log Cabin clan, or go on daring missions for the Dorothy diocese?

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, participate in outrageous minigames like Creeper Dodgeball, and even ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might be working for the Lavender Mob… 😉🔫🐷

Barzini’s Block Party Minecraft Server

al Pacino, Barzini, Barzinis, BLOCK, classic movie, Corleone Crime Family, Corleone Family, crime boss, crime drama, Don Corleone, Francis Ford Coppola, gangster, Italian Mafia, Mafia, Marlon Brando, Minecraft, Mob Movie, mobster, Mobster Quotes, omerta, Party, Server, Sicilian Mafia, The Godfather, Vito Corleone

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I talked to Barzini himself! That’s right, THE Barzini from the Godfather movie. He gave us the inside scoop on how to run a successful mafia in Minecraft. Join us and become the ultimate mob boss, taking over the server one block at a time. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the mafia on your side? So come join us and let’s make some offers that can’t be refused!

Welcome to The Celestial Realm, where mods make the game more fun and geopolitics is just a fancy word for who stole my diamonds!

Adventure, Alliance, bonds, Celestial, Cold War Edition, Competitions, crime boss, diamonds, Diplomacy, Discord, economics, Factions, Fancy, firearms, Fun, Game, Geopol, Geopolitics, hub shop, loans, magical gear, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Mods, nation, Player Market, Realm, ruins, Server, soldiers, stocks, Stole, Superpowers, Tech, UN laws, Wilderness, Word

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

The Wineland <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/xvxr/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Wineland Minecraft Server

Overview

You’re the perfect player. We want to win you over with anything you could desire.

Here are some key features of our server:

Constant Innovation
Our dedicated server staff are always hard at work. With regular improvements, there’s always something new to discover. We add new tech trees, new origins, new magic powers, new recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.
Thriving Economy
Forge your path to riches with our robust economics. Trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and explore the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.
Justice System
Uphold the law and maintain order. Or heck! Be a crime boss. Either way, the justice system enhances your experience.
Empower Your Avatar
Unlock superpowers, tweak your appearance, arm yourself with firearms, and equip magical gear to suit your playstyle.
Epic Adventures
Explore our vast world and uncover its hidden secrets, from ancient ruins to formidable AI Factions and the remnants of fallen oppressors.
Factions or Factionless?
Build your own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and various soldiers. Or stake your claim in the vast wilderness to carve out a solitary existence. Navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

FAQ

How do I join The Wineland Minecraft Server?

To join, please use the following invite link: Discord Invite

What are the server rules?

Server rules can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to review them before playing.

Can I create my own faction?

Yes, players can create their own factions and build empires within the server.

Are there in-game events or competitions?

Yes, we regularly host in-game events and competitions for players to participate in.

Kirsche Lard Hut

#youtube, bridge builders, BRIDGE DEI programs, Containment Thread, convention planner, crime boss, general, Himbos, hut, ketchup, Kirsche Hutt, Kirsche…, lard, negative reporting, OffKai, pippa, Rockay City, sex toys, Spicy Fox, Streamer, The Razer Naga, twitch, twitter, Who

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5763
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Towns Built:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.

Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.

So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!

DocCraft: Where Trust is Optional

Confidence, Covid-19 pandemic, credibility, Crisis, data, Decline, DocCraft, global health crisis, Healthcare, healthcare system, Hospitals, medical professionals, Optional, pandemic impact, patient care, Physicians, plummeted, public opinion, public trust, statistics, survey, Trust, trustworthiness

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Potions Brewed:	99
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz trust in doctors and hospitals be droppin faster than a creeper blowin up ya base!

we got doctors tryna heal zombies, hospitals overrun with skeleton patients, it’s a mad world out there! but don’t worry, on our server, we got the cure for all your minecraft ailments!

come join us and experience the chaos of a world where even the villagers are wearin face masks and social distancing. trust us, it’s a pandemic party you don’t wanna miss!

Crafttomuck S3: Where Minecraft meets chaos and nonsense! Join now for fun times and questionable decisions!

apply, building, Chaos, Community, Crafttomuck, Creative Server, Decisions, Discord, faces, Fun, Good Vibes, Griefing, Invite Link, Join, long term, meets, Minecraft, Modded, new, nonsense, Questionable, rules, season 3, Server, Skyblock, stealing, Testing, Times, Website

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7662
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Zombie Dances:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Welcome to Crafttomuck

Server Overview:

Description
Crafttomuck is a long term Create mod focused SMP. We’re looking for new faces to join our community. We are a no griefing, no stealing, good vibes only kind of server. If you think you can follow those rules, and a few others, then we’d love to see you on!
We also have a creative server, where you are welcome to use the server for any building/testing needs. Later on in the season we will open up for Season 3 of our Skyblock server too!

FAQ:

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Stop by www.crafttomuck.com to find the invite link to the discord where you can apply.

Q: What are the server rules?

A: The server rules include no griefing, no stealing, and maintaining good vibes. Additional rules may apply, which can be found on the server’s discord.

Andy’s Minecraft Server: The Twisted Ending

#revelation, Abused, Andy, Andys, ASHLEY, BETRAYAL, Childhood, Dark, Evil, Game, Manipulation, Mark my words, Minecraft, misunderstood, plot twist, Psychological, Secrets, Server, Surprise, Suspense, Thriller, twist ending, Twisted, unexpected

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Who would have thought that Andy, the seemingly innocent player, would turn out to be the true villain all along? And poor Ashley, just a victim of her tragic past. But fear not, because on our server, anything is possible! From epic battles to heartwarming friendships, you never know what will happen next. So come on in and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

Anime models, Avatar Resources, blocky, bonanza, Boy Meat, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, furry thread, general, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, PCs, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Speed Mating, SPS configurator, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, vrlg

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7067
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ores Mined:	4067
Holy Grails Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

NephewStinksNoMore

anger, aunt, body odor, body washes, deodorants, EMBARRASSMENT, Experience, family, growth spurt, hygiene, Instructions, nephew, NephewStinksNoMore, parents, products, puberty, School, self esteem, shopping, spending time, sprays

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

ChaosCraft 1%

Anarchy, Bedlam, calamity, catastrophe, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, Disaster, DiSRuPtiON, Havoc, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, TURMOIL, upheaval

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Star Shards Collected:	59
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2361
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	20
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Animals Bred:	60	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4174
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Potions Brewed:	92
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	147	Dimension Hops:	11
Farms Harvested:	870	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

ChatGames, Crates, Craziness, Custom Items, develop, Discord, discord server, everyday, Fonnexia, Fonnexia.se, funny, improve, Ip:, MCMMO, Network, Play, Server, Swedish, Swedish server, Swedish towny-server, Times, Tokens, Towny Server, welcome

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4805
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	2279	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5463
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

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