Ryans Funny Minecraft SMP

Assassin, Capo, crime boss, crime syndicate, criminal hierarchy, criminal network, criminal organization, Dorothy diocese, funny, gangster, Hitman, Lavender Mob, Log Cabin clan, made man, Mafia, Minecraft, mobster, organized crime, ryan reynolds, Ryans, smp, syndicate member, triggerman, underworld

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft SMP where you can become a capo in the Lavender Mob, a made man in the Log Cabin clan, or even a triggerman for the Dorothy diocese! Join us and experience the wildest adventures in the blocky world.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community where you can engage in epic turf wars with the Lavender Mob, build secret hideouts with the Log Cabin clan, or go on daring missions for the Dorothy diocese?

But that’s not all! We also have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden apples, participate in outrageous minigames like Creeper Dodgeball, and even ride on flying pigs to explore the vast lands of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just watch out for those pesky creepers, they might be working for the Lavender Mob… 😉🔫🐷

Barzini’s Block Party Minecraft Server

al Pacino, Barzini, Barzinis, BLOCK, classic movie, Corleone Crime Family, Corleone Family, crime boss, crime drama, Don Corleone, Francis Ford Coppola, gangster, Italian Mafia, Mafia, Marlon Brando, Minecraft, Mob Movie, mobster, Mobster Quotes, omerta, Party, Server, Sicilian Mafia, The Godfather, Vito Corleone

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4971
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Players Killed by Monsters:	3836
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, I talked to Barzini himself! That’s right, THE Barzini from the Godfather movie. He gave us the inside scoop on how to run a successful mafia in Minecraft. Join us and become the ultimate mob boss, taking over the server one block at a time. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of the mafia on your side? So come join us and let’s make some offers that can’t be refused!

Welcome to The Celestial Realm, where mods make the game more fun and geopolitics is just a fancy word for who stole my diamonds!

Adventure, Alliance, bonds, Celestial, Cold War Edition, Competitions, crime boss, diamonds, Diplomacy, Discord, economics, Factions, Fancy, firearms, Fun, Game, Geopol, Geopolitics, hub shop, loans, magical gear, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Mods, nation, Player Market, Realm, ruins, Server, soldiers, stocks, Stole, Superpowers, Tech, UN laws, Wilderness, Word

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2088
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

The Wineland <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/school2023/">Minecraft Server</a>

Welcome to The Wineland Minecraft Server

Overview

You’re the perfect player. We want to win you over with anything you could desire.

Here are some key features of our server:

Constant Innovation
Our dedicated server staff are always hard at work. With regular improvements, there’s always something new to discover. We add new tech trees, new origins, new magic powers, new recipes/items, AI Factions, places to explore, and much more.
Thriving Economy
Forge your path to riches with our robust economics. Trade stocks, invest in bonds, secure loans from banks, and explore the bustling quest based hub shop and player market.
Justice System
Uphold the law and maintain order. Or heck! Be a crime boss. Either way, the justice system enhances your experience.
Empower Your Avatar
Unlock superpowers, tweak your appearance, arm yourself with firearms, and equip magical gear to suit your playstyle.
Epic Adventures
Explore our vast world and uncover its hidden secrets, from ancient ruins to formidable AI Factions and the remnants of fallen oppressors.
Factions or Factionless?
Build your own empire with customnpc troops, minecolonies, and various soldiers. Or stake your claim in the vast wilderness to carve out a solitary existence. Navigate the intricate web of UN laws, competitions, minigames, voting, diplomacy, and diverse nation cultures.

FAQ

How do I join The Wineland Minecraft Server?

To join, please use the following invite link: Discord Invite

What are the server rules?

Server rules can be found on our Discord server. Please make sure to review them before playing.

Can I create my own faction?

Yes, players can create their own factions and build empires within the server.

Are there in-game events or competitions?

Yes, we regularly host in-game events and competitions for players to participate in.

Kirsche Lard Hut

#youtube, bridge builders, BRIDGE DEI programs, Containment Thread, convention planner, crime boss, general, Himbos, hut, ketchup, Kirsche Hutt, Kirsche…, lard, negative reporting, OffKai, pippa, Rockay City, sex toys, Spicy Fox, Streamer, The Razer Naga, twitch, twitter, Who

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to be part of the Spicy Fox Containment Thread, where we contain all the mischievous foxes that keep stealing our diamonds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, our #1 Crime Boss Rockay City streamer, Kirsche, is here to lead the way. He may have been banned from Offkai for his unique hobbies (like breaking sex toys from overuse), but that just makes him even more interesting to play with.

Plus, on this server, we have a special affinity for ketchup, himbos, and the Razer Naga. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Kirsche’s wild adventures on his Twitch and YouTube channels.

So come on over and join the madness – just watch out for those sneaky foxes!

CreeperCarnage: Oct7Memorial

CreeperCarnage, Exhibit, exhibit display, memorial, memorial event, memorial exhibit, Oct7Memorial, October 7 memorial, October 7 victims, Remembrance, remembrance ceremony, remembrance day, terror attack, terror victims, Terrorism, terrorist victims, Tragedy, tragedy remembrance, UN, UN exhibit, united nations, Victims

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Void Armor Forged:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

lol join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own memorial for all da forgotten holidays like October 7 victims day!!! UN may ignore dem but we won’t!!! come build a giant pumpkin or spooky ghost to honor dem in style!!! also, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a treasure chest full of diamonds cuz why not lol!!! join now and show da world dat u care bout da obscure holidays too!!!

BabyCraze Minecraft Server

anxiety, BabyCraze, balancing priorities, biological clock, career, Decade, Decision making, Expectations, Family Planning, fertility, freaking out, Future, Minecraft, Motherhood, Mr. Goldstein, PRESSURE, Server, societal norms, society, stress, wanting to have children, Women, Working

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	717
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Ores Mined:	5983
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchantments Applied:	143	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Animals Bred:	68	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Tired of slaving away for Mr. Goldstein in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the daily grind and embark on epic adventures!

Forget about spreadsheets and deadlines, on our server, you’ll be fighting dragons, building castles, and taming unicorns (yes, unicorns are totally a thing in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Join us and leave Mr. Goldstein in the dust as you become the ultimate Minecraft warrior, feared by all and revered by many. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server that will make you richer than Mr. Goldstein could ever dream of.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a world where the only boss you have to answer to is yourself (and maybe the occasional creeper).

MonkeMania Minecraft SMP – Buy Monke Now and Get Free Sino Cuisine!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a herd of dancing monkeys. That’s right, we have monkeys in Minecraft! And if you buy now, you’ll receive free Sino cuisine! That’s right, delicious Chinese food delivered right to your virtual doorstep.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

LingoLounge Minecraft Server

Communication, Coworkers, cultural diversity, Diversity, foreign language, inclusion, Language, language barriers, language preference, LingoLounge, Midwest, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Multiculturalism, pet, Respect, Server, Social Interaction, Southeast Asia, staff lounge, vet, workplace dynamics, workplace etiquette

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can speak any language you want without getting interrupted by nosy coworkers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you and your sister to chat in your native tongue about all things Minecraft-related.

Join us for a pet-friendly experience unlike any other! Our virtual vet clinic is always open for your pixelated pets in case they get sick from too much creeper explosions. Rest assured, your furry friends will be back on their feet in no time!

And don’t worry about anyone telling you to speak English only. On our server, you can communicate in any language you please, whether it’s Pig Latin or even Simlish. Let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the language barriers crumble as you embark on epic adventures with your sister by your side. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret dungeons filled with diamonds and emeralds! It’s a language-agnostic paradise waiting for you to explore.

ParentCraft: No BS Zone

CHANGE, Confrontation, dessert, Fancy, fancy restaurants, garlic bread, hot towels, misunderstanding, palate cleaning, ParentCraft, parents, pasta night, Restaurant, sides, snobby, steak house, Texas Roadhouse, Thanksgiving, VIBE, Whole Foods, wine sampling, Zone

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Potions Brewed:	174	Villages Defended:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up the world’s best virtual garlic bread and desserts! If your parents ever give you a hard time about ordering food from a restaurant instead of making it yourself, then this is the place for you. Our virtual steakhouse offers sides that you can order separately without any judgment from anyone’s dad who thinks Texas Roadhouse is fancy.

Join us and experience a world where hot towels and palate cleansing between courses are the norm, and wine sampling is a daily occurrence. Confront your parents about their lies and snobby behavior in our virtual world, where you can call them out without them storming off to a hotel.

Don’t let your parents ruin your dinner plans ever again – join our Minecraft server and indulge in the most outrageous dining experiences you can imagine!

JobPainsMC SMP

favoritism, ineffective communication, job dissatisfaction, JobPainsMC, lack of autonomy, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of feedback, lack of growth opportunities, lack of motivation, lack of recognition, lack of resources, lack of support, lack of training, long hours, low pay, micromanagement, poor work-life balance, smp, toxic work environment, unrealistic expectations, workplace stress

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	9379	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ores Mined:	7706
Players Killed by Monsters:	3049	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Tired of slaving away in the mines for measly diamonds? Join our Minecraft SMP where the only job you’ll have is to have fun! No more boring tasks or deadlines, just endless adventures and shenanigans with a crazy community of players. Say goodbye to the daily grind and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that)! Join now and let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory!

ParentingFailCraft

Abuse, bad parenting, detrimental parenting, Dysfunctional family, harmful parenting practices, harmful upbringing, irresponsible parents, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, lack of emotional support, lack of guidance, negative impact on children, negative parenting behaviors, neglect, neglectful behavior, neglectful parents, neglectful supervision, ParentingFailCraft, poor role models, toxic family dynamics, unhealthy family environment

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9838
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Have you ever seen a parent let their child play on a Minecraft server with no rules or supervision? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to witness kids building giant statues of their parents out of diamonds or creating secret underground lairs filled with lava traps. It’s a parenting nightmare come to life, but hey, at least it makes for some hilarious entertainment! So come join us and see just how wild things can get when kids are left to their own devices in the world of Minecraft.

KurskCraft: Drone Wars

aerial assault, Conflict, defense strategy, diplomatic crisis, drone, drone attack, eastern europe, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, military escalation, military operation, military retaliation, military technology, Moscow, ongoing conflict, political tensions, russia, security breach, Surveillance, Ukraine, War, Wars

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9933
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	133
Potions Brewed:	55	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, Ukraine just launched a drone attack on Moscow and the Kursk offensive is still goin’ strong! Like, imagine all the epic battles and explosions happenin’ in this server, it’s gonna be lit AF!

Join now and be part of the action, build your own fortress and defend it from the craziness happenin’ all around. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a drone into battle and take down some enemies like a boss!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

DNA Mutation Madness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5920
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Love Letters Sent:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Star Shards Collected:	125	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so like, u know how when u play minecraft u gotta like, build stuff and mine for diamonds and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a secret DNA mechanism that like, makes u super OP and stuff. like, u can inherit all these cool abilities and powers that make u unstoppable in the game. it’s like, a whole new level of gaming experience, man. plus, we got like, this crazy storyline where u gotta fight off disease-causing mutations and save the world from age-related diseases. it’s like, the most epic adventure ever, bro. so come join us on this server and become the ultimate minecraft warrior with super DNA powers. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

NikkeCraft – #2781 Minecraft Server

#union raid, Android, asuka, asuka shikinami langley, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, current events, Developer’s Note, Evangelion Collab, Full Burst Day, Game Download, Ios, Leona: Zoo Keeper, Mari Makinami Illustrious, Mari: Pilot in Summer, Minecraft, Misato Katsuragi, Naga: Elegant Date, new players, Nikke General, NikkeCraft, PC, Rei, Rei Ayanami, Server, Sim Room Overclock, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, TENHA, update

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Rank 6 Edition Evangelion Collab where you can battle angels and pilot mechs like a pro!

But wait, there’s more! Our upcoming events include a Union Raid where you can team up with other players, a Solo Raid for those who like to go solo, and a Sim Room Overclock that will blow your mind! And don’t forget about Full Burst Day where things get extra crazy on weekends!

Special recruits like Asuka Shikinami Langley and Misato Katsuragi are waiting for you to join their team. And upcoming recruits like Rei Ayanami and Mari Makinami Illustrious will make your gaming experience even more epic!

Dress to impress with costume passes like Naga’s Elegant Date and Asuka, Rei, Mari’s Pilot in Summer. And get ready for Leona’s Zoo Keeper costume pass coming soon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code TENHA to unlock exclusive rewards! Don’t miss out on the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

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