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Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 1212 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 40 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 10 |
Buildings Constructed: | 43 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Are you tired of being told to “eat more and look like a real woman”? Look no further, because on our server, you can be as skinny as a Minecraft block and still slay the game. Take that, Auntie!
Join us and unleash your inner sass queen like our F18 player who shut down her aunt with the iconic line, “Well, at least I’m not fat.” Who needs family drama when you can have Minecraft drama instead?
So, why wait? Join our server now and let’s build a world where skinny legends rule and thick skin is a must. Aunties not allowed, unless they can handle the heat of our lava-filled adventures!