come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can be a preschool classroom kid and move like water molecules in da air! it’s like u in science class but way more fun cuz u can build stuff and blow stuff up! trust me, da physicists approve dis message. so come on and join da madness, it’s gonna be a wild ride!
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Tiny Tots Crafty Crew
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Crafty Block Crew
join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!
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SeaCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, imagine this: a bunch of Vietnamese fishermen are out chillin’ on their boat in the South China Sea, right? And then outta nowhere, BAM! They get attacked! Like, who even attacks fishermen, bro? So now these poor dudes are injured and stuff, but they’re still out there tryna fish and survive and whatnot.But like, here’s the twist: they actually stumble upon this epic Minecraft server while they’re out at sea! Like, talk about luck, amirite? So now they’re all playin’ Minecraft together, buildin’ epic houses and fightin’ off creepers and stuff. It’s like their own little virtual paradise in the middle of the ocean.
So yeah, if you wanna join this server and be a part of this crazy adventure, come on down! Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some injured Vietnamese fishermen while you’re at it. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.
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Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!
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AstroRescueCraft
lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!
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Arctic Cannibal Crew – DNA Discovery
Yo yo yo! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server of all time?! Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to join ASAP!So, like, there was this expedition led by Sir John Franklin back in 1845, right? They were all like, “Let’s find a North-West Passage through the Arctic, it’ll be lit!” But then things got cray cray and they all disappeared, like poof, gone!
Fast forward to now, and we found the remains of those peeps. And get this, they were cannibalized! Whaaat?! But guess what, we used DNA and genealogical evidence to figure out who they were. It’s like a real-life mystery movie, but in Minecraft form!
Join our server and uncover the secrets of the Franklin expedition. Build your own icy empire and maybe even discover hidden treasures. Plus, we have the best virtual cannibalism experience you’ll ever find in a Minecraft server. Don’t miss out, join now!
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Climate Care Crew
lol this server is like a crazy lab experiment gone wrong but in a good way! imagine if doctors and researchers in Minecraft were trying to save the world from climate change by building epic structures and fighting off zombie polar bears. join us if you want to be a hero in a lab coat, saving the world one block at a time! plus, we have free virtual vaccines for all players to protect you from in-game diseases. come join the madness and be a part of the wackiest medical team ever!
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The Farting Minecraft Crew: A Vanilla Roleplay Server with a 1.20.2 Whitelist
TFMC Realm Overview
Server Features Ultimate Minecraft Roleplay experience Custom dungeons for exploration Forge your path as a master in various professions Embrace mysticism as an Alchemist Dynamic world with exclusive events Player-Based Economy FAQs
1. Is this server modded?
No, the server is completely Vanilla with multiple plugins for added features.
2. How can I join the server?
You can join by connecting to the server IP or through our Discord channel for more information.
3. What professions can I choose in the game?
You can choose from being a master Smith, Forester, Miner, Fisher, Agriculturist, Engineer, or Alchemist.
4. Are there custom mobs in the game?
Yes, there are custom mobs along with over 60 Magic Spells for you to explore.
5. Can I build my own nation on the server?
Yes, you can build your own nation and strive to become the best nation on the server.
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Locus Coeruleus Crew – Noradrenaline Network
lol come join our epic minecraft server where ur neurons will be SHAPED by the locus coeruleus!!! u will go from deep focus to BROAD awareness using noradrenaline!!! it’s like ur brain is on FIRE but in a good way!!! trust us, u won’t wanna leave once u feel ur neurons getting all shaped and stuff!!! join now for the ultimate BRAIN-BENDING experience!!!
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TrashCraft: Clean Up Crew
LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER AND WE WILL CLEAN UP DA GREAT PACIFIC GARBAGE PATCH IN JUST 10 YEARS! WE GONNA BUILD A MEGA TRASH COLLECTOR AND SUCK UP ALL DA GARBAGE WITH OUR BLOCKY HANDS!WE GOT CREEPERS HELPING US OUT, THEY EXPLODE DA TRASH INTO TINY PIECES SO WE CAN COLLECT IT EASIER. PLUS, WE GOT ENDER DRAGONS FLYING AROUND PICKIN’ UP LITTER WITH THEIR BIG OL’ CLAWS.
COME JOIN US AND SAVE DA OCEANS, ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! LET’S MAKE MINECRAFT EARTH CLEAN AGAIN! 🌍🧹🐉