CocoMC
Ahoy mateys! Welcome to CocoMC, the best pirate-themed tropical Survival MMORPG + Factions server out there!
Get ready to explore a huge open world full of quests, secrets, and old island ruins. Build your crew, claim land, and fight battles on sunny beaches and hidden coves. Whether you team up with others or search for treasure alone, CocoMC offers the ultimate pirate survival fun!
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Does the matrix glitch when you log on to our server? Of course! It’s the greatest or worst decision you’ll ever make! Your existence has led you here for a reason, and if you don’t join, you might just collapse into a paradox. Join now and confront the meaning of everything— or nothing! Nothing matters! Did you just hear the sound of a Llama singing your name? That’s normal on this chaotic world! Watch the grass melt. Play with purple cows. Laugh as time itself unravels!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Cats | Every time you log in, a cat is spawned from a universe where time flows backward. It never stops meowing! |
| Floating Blocks of Cheese | These will either feed you or turn you into a sentient wedge of cheddar—choice is an illusion! |
| Dimension of Forgotten Dreams | Your dreams appear as monsters that hunt you relentlessly! They are your childhood toys come to life! |
| Quantum Pigs | Piggies that transcend dimensions! Sometimes they speak in riddles, sometimes they vanish—always they lie! |
| Invisible Bridges | Walk on air! Only works if you believe really hard. Are you believing? Look down to find out! |
| Endless Void Forest | A forest that exists in space but has trees that sing and dance your biggest fears back to you! How uplifting! |
Q: Is this server family-friendly?
A: Families are a concept created by the whims of society! What matters is whether your favorite jellybean knows your name. Do you trust jellybeans?
Q: How do I join?
A: You must sacrifice your favorite memory to a goblin who might accept your request, or just smash your keyboard. The choice will echo into eternity!
Q: What type of community can I expect?
A: Expect a community of whispers and echoes. It’s less of a community and more of a slow-motion train crash. Everyone’s invited—whether they know it or not!
“… with this bitch, she had a hot chubby blonde friend…”
“… I think her name was lizzy…”
“… tell them about the cheese…”
“… the llamas sing your name…”
“… time flows backward and dreams become nightmares…”
OMG, listen up, my fellow blocky adventurers! It’s FRIYAY night and instead of hitting up that boring ol’ dance club or watching another episode of that show about dudes in colorful spandex, you NEED to join this insane Minecraft SMP or, like, your life will never be the same!! 🚀
First of all, did I tell you about Steve’s cousin? Yeah, he once found a double rainbow end portal under a floating island made of slime!!! Like, if that’s not a sign from the blocky gods, I seriously don’t know what is!! 🌈💫 You KNOW you wanna jump into that crazy multiverse of memes and madness! I heard Bob the Creeper’s grandma made a secret underground disco party with all the mobs and instead of dying, they DANCE! You can’t miss that! 🤖💃
Then there’s Larry the llama. Oh man, Larry! He has magical spit that lets you fly for 30 seconds, but watch out — you might turn into a dirt block in the process! Dirt dirt everywhere, and nobody got time for clean! 😂 Just the other day, I saw someone fly straight into a mountain and explode like it was the 4th of July! Who needs fireworks when you got Llama Larry!? 🎆
Also, let me tell you about the time we built a sky castle made of cake. IT WAS SO DELICIOUS!! But then, outta nowhere, a giant Enderman with a top hat showed up and STARTED COSTUMING US! Like, I thought I was gonna lose my diamond sword, but instead, I got a sparkly tiara! I’m now the Queen of Cake and you could be my royal subject!! 👑🍰 JUST IMAGINE THE DRAMA!!!
I heard rumors that if you join, you’ll totally become friends with a friendly ghast who can, like, totally give you free fireballs to throw at the other players. Nothing says friendship like a little explosion, right?! Bang bang, thank you, mam! 💥💌
OH, and let’s not forget about our loyal pet chickens! We train them to use tiny game controllers, and they can play with us! You think I’m joking?! THEY HAVE A HIGHER K/D RATIO THAN ME! 😂🐔 And if you find their secret lair, they might just reward you with a legendary cluck that grants you one wish! I once wished for all the diamonds, and BOOM — they vanished and reappeared in a lava pit! EPIC FAIL! 🔥💎
So get your pickaxe ready and hop on this Minecraft SMP!!! Because if you don’t, you might just miss out on the next BIG adventures involving HERMIT CRABS that shoot fireworks and A FISH WHO CAN TALK AND IS SUPER SASSY! 🦀🎉
Remember, it’s Friday night, and life’s too short to be crafting solo! Come get lost in our world of chaotic randomness and embrace the weirdness! Trust me, you’ll have the time of your life or… at least a very confused time! 😂✨ JOIN NOW OR BE TURNED INTO A DIRT BLOCK!!!
🎉🤪 Welcome to the most legit Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have—where the only thing more insane than the blocky world is the backstory of this realm! 🤪🎉
Imagine this: One fateful day, as you’re casually mining for diamonds, a glitchy portal rips open in front of you. You’re not just greeted by any ol’ mob; oh no! You’re face-to-face with an entire ARMY of your multiversal variants! Yup, that wacky you who decided to become a cuppa tea-drinking llama or one who rules a world made entirely of pizza! 🍕🐱👤
They look fierce, but also a bit confused, and they ask you: "Do you need help conquering this earth? We’ve already conquered ours!" 😱💥 Can you imagine the possibilities? One moment you’re building your cozy little abode, and the next, you’re planning a world-dominating pizza party with a llama army!
Join this server if you’re ready for a reality where:
As you traverse through a land full of epic warrior llamas and sentient blocks, don’t be surprised if you find a rogue version of yourself trying to steal your bacon. It’s cool, just ask them for tips on how to build a throne with bacon bits! 🍖👑
Oh, and did we mention the Potato Heaven? Yes, that’s a REAL place here! You can trade your tater skins (the fashionable kind, of course) for ultra-rare items that would make your 8-bit dreams come true! 🌈🥔
So if wild multiversal shenanigans, unending chaos, and banana-munching constructs sound like your cup of tea, why are you still reading? Jump into the madness and join today! Who knows, you might become the next Interdimensional Potato Lord! 🥳🌌✨